12/11/13 - Consider Me Dead

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GFYS said:
A car or van is probably the best way to kill a lot of people quickly and indiscriminately. He had both. Luckily, I think he lacks the determination to carry out any plan that requires more effort and time than dragging his chubby fingers across an iPhone screen, eat some nuggets, and pooping himself.

Reunion scams are big business, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't fallen for any yet.
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Chris, being his own biggest troll has scammed himself into believing he's actually going to go to a reunion.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Pot actually is being considered as an Autism treatment. We need to see what these people do Stoned. There is a small chance we can interact with them normally.
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I become really chatty when stoned...well, more so than usual. I'm a talkative motherfucker.
 
Damn what an example of Chris' autism right there.

"Ya'll might as well consider me dead since you've been ignoring me for so long, I'll see you at the reunion I've been organising"

I don't know why but I thought Chris might have cottoned on to the reunion not happening since he found out his gal pals were intentionally ignoring him. Silly me. Guess I'll just sit back and wait for the (:_( when he eventually figures it out
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
Damn what an example of Chris' autism right there.

"Ya'll might as well consider me dead since you've been ignoring me for so long, I'll see you at the reunion I've been organising"

I don't know why but I thought Chris might have cottoned on to the reunion not happening since he found out his gal pals were intentionally ignoring him. Silly me. Guess I'll just sit back and wait for the (:_( when he eventually figures it out
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No, no, no! Get it through your Damn Fucking Individual SKULL! IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED!!!

Also please see my previous comment of the whole ordeal being Chris by himself at McDonald's in a Goodwill prom dress posting pity party posts on Facebook and sobbing into his McNuggets.
 
Let me tell you if Chris started smoking marijuana, it would probably be the first best choice in his life.

He just better not become a junkie and sink the :tugboat: on it.
 
Chris alogging his old school pals for china has sent me on a quest to get some china from my own high school gal pals.

OPPS ALREADY DID LOL CHRIS
 
Just like in high school, Chris will be sitting by himself at a table if the reunion happens (and anyone makes the mistake of letting him know where and when it is). Unlike high school, this time he won't have anyone's pity. No gal pals to sit and wax poetic about Pokemon with.... *SIGH*

I've lost all will I had to say "yeah it was cruel" when it came to Chris finding out high school was a big pity party after this. Chris has gone beyond feeling bad about it to obsessing over it and seeking some sort of emotional vengeance.
 
DangDirtyTrolls said:
Damn what an example of Chris' autism right there.

"Ya'll might as well consider me dead since you've been ignoring me for so long, I'll see you at the reunion I've been organising"

I don't know why but I thought Chris might have cottoned on to the reunion not happening since he found out his gal pals were intentionally ignoring him. Silly me. Guess I'll just sit back and wait for the (:_( when he eventually figures it out
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I kinda wonder if it'll even happen now. The flier Chris made on the reunion made it seem like he pestered the class president for a reunion and she folded. From that "Fuck a highschool reunion" facebook group, it seems like the people that already wanted to meet, met up.

Now that the highschool troupe knows that Chris' true motivations for doing the reunion were, I doubt it'll come to happen or that people would go to it. Guess we'll see in 2015.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Let me tell you if Chris started smoking marijuana, it would probably be the first best choice in his life.

He just better not become a junkie and sink the :tugboat: on it.
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You have to have friends to get pot. He can't get that far. :lol:

I totally agree with you though. Before I started smoking pot I was on my way to being a girl version of Chris, the parallels are ridiculous. He could have been me before 18. We were so similar it's eerie. Then I started smoking pot and was like, "wow this is what I'm doing with my life? this is what I'm being? fuck all this."
 
CatParty said:
DrChristianTroy said:
Cue the weens mailing him a pickle gun :pickle: AUGH YEAH
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Chris should come play Halo on Hex-Box. We've got pickle guns. They are very powerful.
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Green Nidoking said:
Burning Love said:
I totally agree with you though. Before I started smoking pot I was on my way to being a girl version of Chris, the parallels are ridiculous. He could have been me before 18. We were so similar it's eerie. Then I started smoking pot and was like, "wow this is what I'm doing with my life? this is what I'm being? fuck all this."
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So, what, you were nearly a True and Honest Sweetheart-From-The-Ground-Up? :lol:
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No, I was nearly almost to the point of wearing a sports bra emblazoned with "want woman." :lol:

Also my first time having sex was a week after my first time smoking pot. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
 
I wonder if Chris has ever seen Team America: World Police. There's an over-the-top line in that movie that seems very much like what he's been saying recently.

"I promised you I'd never die--but I'm already dead inside."
 
Okay, now I'm legit worried. Has anyone tried calling emergency services? Because the more of this stuff pops up, the more geniunely concerned I am that Chris is becoming suicidal.
 
They can't really do anything unless the person is currently (like right now) and credibly (maybe if he had a pistol that wasn't Megatron?) threatening their own lives. Expressing suicidal ideation in the abstract is worrying, but it won't get emergency services summoned to your house.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Okay, now I'm legit worried. Has anyone tried calling emergency services? Because the more of this stuff pops up, the more geniunely concerned I am that Chris is becoming suicidal.
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Chris isn't suicidal. He's just really desperate for attention and throwing a tantrum.
 
Ryan Rash said:
Okay, now I'm legit worried. Has anyone tried calling emergency services? Because the more of this stuff pops up, the more geniunely concerned I am that Chris is becoming suicidal.
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Chris won't ever kill himself unless he's literally got no other choice. He thinks he's going to limbo or purgatory if he does although I think according to "The Divine Comedy" he'd wind up in the 6th Circle of Hell for trying that.

No, he's looking for attention right now. A person who talks about suicide wants to be saved. They want people to pay attention to them and they want support. A person who truly wants to die just goes ahead and attempts it. Whether or not they succeed is a different matter.
 
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