[12-26-2015] Holiday Greetings Karen Riley [Thirsty Chris gave this sample video for FREE ]

[picklehaube]

For 50$ we can get him to song "springtime for Hitler"

I'd almost pay to hear him sing "my ding-a-ling"

 

[Medley]

If you give Chris money you are a sucker. It doesn't matter what the reason is. You are guaranteed to get something in return that is worth far less than whatever you gave him for it. The worst part is that Chris knows this. He knows he can give people half assed content or products and they will still pay top dollar for it.

 

[Karen Riley]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

You should know that even the slightest promise of China is enough to get comedy gold out of Chris for weeks. All Chris cared about is that there was a female name attached to ANY kind of communication.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So does anyone know where the seasick crocodile thing originated from? He's used it in two videos. I'm assuming it's from some ancient media his parents would watch or listen to.

 

[Azazel]

So does anyone know where the seasick crocodile thing originated from? He's used it in two videos. I'm assuming it's from some ancient media his parents would watch or listen to.

It's from the classic Grinch song.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

It's too late the bitcoin bikers are on the way.

 

[bearycool]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

...I'm not sure if this qualifies as getting the christorical figure banner/trophy, or I'm being highly optimistic. Either way, good job with what you did.

 

[Funnybone]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

that was his mating dance/courtship towards you
he considers it a $50 dollar present so you should be honored

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

I can't imagine anyone paying $50 for this. At least with the medallions she put some effort into this.

 

[XH 502]

I can't imagine anyone paying $50 for this. At least with the medallions she put some effort into this.

I know you're jealous, but try to be happy for Karen. Not everyone gets this kind of attention from Chris (supposedly for free, too).

 

[GS 281]

I can't imagine anyone paying $50 for this. At least with the medallions she put some effort into this.

Did you accidentally post on the Kiwi instead of The Escort Review again?

 

[Zoobles]

I'd bet that when Chris is singing, his delusional mind hears beautiful instruments, it surrounds him with a well harmonized chorus, and it gives him the vocal range of Celine Dion. To him, this was more than just a sample of his $50 performance, but rather a soul touching and magical experience that you will cherish for a lifetime.

 

[Karen Riley]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

...I'm not sure if this qualifies as getting the christorical figure banner/trophy, or I'm being highly optimistic. Either way, good job with what you did.

It doesn't. Compare me getting a free minute video of Chris to what the likes of Alec and Marvin have done, it's absolufely nothing.

Does the lack of other videos mean nobody paid Chris for a greeting though? Im pretty sure he said it applied only until the 25th December.

 

[GS 281]

The only reason is no one wanted to have Chris call out their public information. If it would stay private then I am sure at least 5 people would pay for it.

 

[alex_theman]

Lol, half of that wasn't even original content but a rehash of his 12 days of Cwcmas video. I hope that vag-pic was worth it, Karen.

Points for effort and a new Chris vid though

She didn't pay him any money. Shows what he will do for a girl.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

Well congrats, a chance at your vag is worth $50 according to Chris.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

He'll try to fuck anything now

The temptation is rising

 

[CWCsilver]

Chris ' hourly rate is now $2700.

Everyone can now kill themselves for enabling this.

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm not adverse to giving Chris money (when it's not 500 dollars in a Visa gift card) but I didn't pay Chris a penny for this. I told him a sample video greeting would drive up sales, but I didn't, I didn't expect this.

Okay, you did just fine and I'm glad you weren't one of those idiots out there that would spend money to have Chris potentially read out your information to the public, but I was making that point in the first comment in case anyone actually was dumb enough to do it for real. This video shows just how thirsty Chris is right now and he's really really thirsty.