2018-06-22 - DSP's first IRL stream (Featuring Kat)

[gaarashatan]

I don't know why he's trying to pretend like it's secret all of a sudden. I thought it was fairly well known that she tweeted something about having issues with OBS, nice guy Phil replied because she's a woman and he's thirsty, and they probably started DM'ing after that. I can't remember the dates, but the timeline matched up.

couldnt leanna sue phil? i mean she did live with him a long time, and if its brought up that phil was actively lowkey cheating on leanna. she could get alot of his stuff? oh tho thatll just be another pity party for phil to beg for more money and say he didnt do nuffin wrung even tho he definitely did...

 

[Wurstbrot]

The Soulmaid is, by Dave standards already a bit 'long in the tooth'. It's only a matter of time before becomes dissatisfied

So you wanna say his first Girlfriend™ was too hot and burnt through and the Girlfriend™2 might be too slow. Now he needs a new Girlfriend™3Pro with a slim design and Bluetooth to the kitchen.

To be more serious, sure he has some standards. It's nothing anyone can decide, it's just there. Just a little bit suspicious why every time a Girlfriend™ appears she show a lot of skin. It it this hot in Washington? Each day of the year?

couldnt leanna sue phil? i mean she did live with him a long time, and if its brought up that phil was actively lowkey cheating on leanna. she could get alot of his stuff?

What? They weren't married. And cheating is not a crime (except for abusing lags in Street Fighter against Phil, this should be punished with an electric chair). What next? Sue someone because the coffee is too hot?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Yeah unless I’m missing some specific dave lore I don’t think he necessarily like them young. He likes someone naive and easily manipulated, which most young people just happen to be. But based on everything we’ve seen I’d say soulmaid can give pre dave panda a run for her money in those departments.

Which means dave ain’t going to go out of the way to trade up, if that dumb bitch can still cook and run the vacuum he ain’t gonna put in the effort to trade up.

 

[Varnaan]

Is this a poem?

Also, "normal" for whom? They are incredibly dysfunctional. She has no personality whatsoever and he is a lying manchild. She rolls over and he is only happy because she HAS no opinions and a mind of her own. Once Leanna grew a pair on Phil he had no use for her anymore. This is a person who saw this sick cunt fap on stream and act like a jackass to his ex and co-signed his bullshit.
Kat is a dullard and slow in da mind and Phil is an egotistical narc.

Wow hey you're discovering the average American couple dynamics, fluoride bro, fluoride.

 

[JackDavis]

Yeah unless I’m missing some specific dave lore I don’t think he necessarily like them young. He likes someone naive and easily manipulated, which most young people just happen to be. But based on everything we’ve seen I’d say soulmaid can give pre dave panda a run for her money in those departments.

Which means dave ain’t going to go out of the way to trade up, if that dumb bitch can still cook and run the vacuum he ain’t gonna put in the effort to trade up.

DSP likes them average looking, and interested in him. Those are his only requirements, and they're not even rigid requirements. Lore says that he was ready to be with GamerNicole until PandaLee came around and knocked her completely off the internet.

 

[gaarashatan]

So you wanna say his first Girlfriend™ was too hot and burnt through and the Girlfriend™2 might be too slow. Now he needs a new Girlfriend™3Pro with a slim design and Bluetooth to the kitchen.

To be more serious, sure he has some standards. It's nothing anyone can decide, it's just there. Just a little bit suspicious why every time a Girlfriend™ appears she show a lot of skin. It it this hot in Washington? Each day of the year?



What? They weren't married. And cheating is not a crime (except for abusing lags in Street Fighter against Phil, this should be punished with an electric chair). What next? Sue someone because the coffee is too hot?

i thought they were engaged? and adultery plays a role in washington its not totally legal, (idk the extent to the adultery needed tho) she lived in that house for a long time with phil. and im sure she had a job. she is entitled to possessions when she left, but i nvr heard phil saying what she took. and you know phil, he will complain about anything to get pity bucks. "she took the fridge now i dont got a fridge, help me plz"

if they were married and cheating, it would be grounds for way more legal action. but this can still profit leanna if shes willing to put in the work, i would. especially if i contributed and ended up leaving with nothing. fuck that

and people have sued places for coffee being too hot without a warning

 

[James Smith]

if they were married and cheating, it would be grounds for way more legal action. but this can still profit leanna if shes willing to put in the work, i would. especially if i contributed and ended up leaving with nothing. fuck that

Some states have laws in place to protect less affluent members of a live-in relationship when the relationship ends and some states do not. Washington does not unless you're elderly.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Did he every bring up that "looming issue" on the IRL stream that he was talking about? Watch Kat's face when he brings up the taxes. She kind of looks away sheepishly.

 

[gaarashatan]

Some states have laws in place to protect less affluent members of a live-in relationship when the relationship ends and some states do not. Washington does not unless you're elderly.

ah i see. without a doubt phil did bring in more money than leanna. but phils money does come from donations. so there might be a workaround? maybe its hard to prove its even real? idk just spitballing ideas there

 

[Freshtodeath]

ah i see. without a doubt phil did bring in more money than leanna. but phils money does come from donations. so there might be a workaround? maybe its hard to prove its even real? idk just spitballing ideas there

Yes and no. He made okay money but his really big rise of cash during 2017 was after she left. So she wasn't present when Dave was cracking 100k.

 

[gaarashatan]

Yes and no. He made okay money but his really big rise of cash during 2017 was after she left. So she wasn't present when Dave was cracking 100k.

even more so for her to step in and get whats hers

 

[James Smith]

Thread closed and OP updated with everything pertinent™ that happened

™ Phil Burnell, 2008