2018-06-22 - DSP's first IRL stream (Featuring Kat)

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

It was. Let your conscience guide whether you should smash the hell out of that report button.


I doubt he's getting in trouble for her nightie. So this will be a stretch as well. Personally, my policy on this stuff is to try to remain a passive observer as much as possible. But if you find the kahntent to be untwitchworthy, then, once again, I can't stop you.

I don’t care enough to report him, but if it’s true I wouldn’t mind letting the usual nudniks that report him have a target

I wouldn’t be opposed to him getting kicked off of twitch because he has to whore out his GF on a stream

 

[Prince Lotor]

You serious? Would be god like to see him get kicked off twitch that of all things lmao

I was apologizing because I'm not watching this shitfest so I don't know the specifics. For example if you are streaming and your SO comes in to talk to you and kisses you on the cheek on the way out that's fine. If your chat requested the act and paid you to kiss that's camwhore territory and completely violates TOS. Apparently it was the latter soo now he's legitimately whoring his girlfriend out

 

[JamFlowMan]

Have to admit I didn't give a shit about this stream but I did wonder what he would whore out to up that attendance and those bits/tips/subs. Figured it would be the new problem he couldn't talk about, but goes to show Phil can still surprise you and limbos under that bar by exploiting the only person willing to get close to him.

If he really makes this a weekly thing it will greatly expedite Phil throwing away what microscopic pieces are left of his dignity.

 

[no fucker]

1) I was totally wrong and Phil pulled a legit surprise.

It was a bit unexpected given her past reticence to enter the pig’s lair, but the fact that his girlfriend/roommate appearing on stream qualifies as a “legit surprise” speaks way more to Phil’s abysmally low standards as a streamer than to any actual creativity on his part.

 

[Xenomorph]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1010357319501271040

That neck, she is built like a man.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I was apologizing because I'm not watching this shitfest so I don't know the specifics. For example if you are streaming and your SO comes in to talk to you and kisses you on the cheek on the way out that's fine. If your chat requested the act and paid you to kiss that's camwhore territory and completely violates TOS. Apparently it was the latter soo now he's legitimately whoring his girlfriend out

“What’s up everyone phil here, just wanted to shed some light on what’s going on with my twitch. Get this, you ready? I got suspended for taking money in exchange from my girlfriend kat kissing me. WOW I know! Shoutout to a bumbling black man who cheered and said “hey phil kat was looking real good last night, it turned me on”. Well there you go. Anyway the usual mentally ill people reported me for a harmless kiss!”

Somebody better at that should take a swing at it

 

[James Smith]

I'll get tips for this eventually™. What about cheers and subs, @actually ?

 

[AmericFront]

Do you think dsp would demand a refund if Kat got him suspended on twitch?

 

[DiabeticSP]

I gotta say that Kat does seem a little slow on the draw.

My favorite exchange to display this (slight paraphrasing):

Kat explodes a stressball.

Phil reads a cheer a few minutes later: "X cheered wow kat you're really busting Phil's balls."

Kat looks mildly confused and stares into space, deep in thought as her mind scrambles for a response.

Phil: The stress ball. Its a joke like it's a lewd comment.

Kat: Oooooooooh. (she doesn't seem to follow).

Phil: Do you not remember that?

Kat: (still looking more than slightly vacant) Oh right. Yeah. I totally forgot about it.


Phil's reading of the cheer for comedic timing wasn't the best but god damn.

 

[Monday Michiru]

These two chuds deserve each other. A submissive, socially-awkward girl fully willing to take a ride on the paypig gravy train and her vile goblin of a beau who doesn’t think twice about trotting out his steed to tard cum his whales. That smug look on his face when she (hesitatingly) kissed his cheek was absolutely revolting, even by pigroach standards.

I still want to feel bad. For one, we don't know what situation she's deemed a place in the DSP extended universe to be better than. And two, there's clearly something not right upstairs. If we wondered before, there's no question now.

I gotta say that Kat does seem a little slow on the draw.

My favorite exchange to display this (slight paraphrasing):

Kat explodes a stressball.

Phil reads a cheer a few minutes later: "X cheered wow kat you're really busting Phil's balls."

Kat looks mildly confused and stares into space, deep in thought as her mind scrambles for a response.

Phil: The stress ball. Its a joke like it's a lewd comment.

Kat: Oooooooooh. (she doesn't seem to follow).

Phil: Do you not remember that?

Kat: (still looking more than slightly vacant) Oh right. Yeah. I totally forgot about it.


Phil's reading of the cheer for comedic timing wasn't the best but god damn.

As borderline retarded as Phil can be sometimes, he seems to be more nimble than her. Possibly intimidating, and a defining dynamic in the relationship.

 

[CausticMinory]

So is the "How and when did you guys meet" gonna be the Kat version of "How long and how old were you when you started dating" from Leanna?

Also I will say Leanna had a bit more... Presence than Kat, but Leanna also had a back bone and more "aware" than rebound Kat.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Kat might as well be a fucking cardboard cut out. I’m awkward and anti social as fuck but that was next levels, like she’s definitely slow I’m sorry. She legit couldn’t anwser any questions without phil stepping in.

What’s your favorite movie? Oh geez idk that’s so hard....like come on just say something for gods sake, then dave steps in and mentions lord of the rings and she just goes yeah lord of the rings....real convincing there

I could feel her brain short circuiting when trying to comprehend the penne joke with dave. Like seriously if you wanna call the joke stupid that’s fine, but it’s not like you’re trying to read a foreign fucking language. And dave makes dick and poop jokes all day, don’t act like you’re above the penne joke that you can’t understand.

I stand by my original lore, she was a shut in loser, got eyed by the gout lord, and had nothing better going for her in her current life(might have been dealing with something negative as well) and is the perfect pushover for phil to manipulate and abuse.

 

[Freshtodeath]

kat is basically unbreakable kimmy schmidt.

 

[actually]

I'll get tips for this eventually™. What about cheers and subs, @actually ?

~$160, mostly from cheers. Details below:

Unique cheerers: 66
Total cheers: 222
Final bit total is: $147.83
Average cheer: $0.67

Subs: 5 [5@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 0 gifted, 2 Twitch subs (40.00%), 3 resubs (60.00%)]
Known sub money is: $12.50

Twitch range is: $160.33

Spoiler: Cheerers (with amounts and # of cheers)

fallen1570 cheered [6] times: $15.02 (avg. cheer of $2.50; 10.16% of total)
anonysaurusrex cheered [12] times: $13.80 (avg. cheer of $1.15; 9.34% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [6] times: $13.25 (avg. cheer of $2.21; 8.96% of total)
austmink cheered [3] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 8.12% of total)
bentatorship cheered [3] times: $10.65 (avg. cheer of $3.55; 7.20% of total)
ob1kenobi434 cheered [7] times: $5.03 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 3.40% of total)
pandaleeganes cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 3.38% of total)
janneysaurusrex cheered [11] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.41; 3.04% of total)
sonicfighter25 cheered [9] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 3.04% of total)
helmarch2 cheered [1] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 2.71% of total)
woomyos cheered [14] times: $3.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 2.37% of total)
savethepigthegame cheered [1] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 2.03% of total)
coralguy cheered [9] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 2.03% of total)
jkramer1331 cheered [12] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 2.03% of total)
thevillain_x cheered [3] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 2.03% of total)
emperorswagginz cheered [9] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 2.03% of total)
cointelpr0 cheered [5] times: $2.75 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 1.86% of total)
hydrocarbon1 cheered [10] times: $2.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.69% of total)
ice_fourteen_88 cheered [8] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.35% of total)
katexo234 cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.01% of total)
sea_dick cheered [1] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 1.01% of total)
straightcashhomie29 cheered [2] times: $1.45 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 0.98% of total)
fred_flintstone cheered [4] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.31; 0.85% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.85% of total)
vdante cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.85% of total)
two_bar_king cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
justagamerjon cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.68% of total)
deluxeswine cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
thirdeyethethird cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.68% of total)
johnnybrassballs cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
popsicolo cheered [2] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.68% of total)
kevinthealmighty cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
eyes_wollow_com cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
trockmoneyk cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
tank_n_shank cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
hellthurian cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
avilith cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
heatnation_no8 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
couche_brotato cheered [1] times: $0.80 (avg. cheer of $0.80; 0.54% of total)
mtcdood cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
bigballsbausley cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
norville_shaggy_rogers cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
koolaaa116 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
belly_dancer_420 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
deaconmoss8 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
jewbacca2o3 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
maiimahm cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
stylez_deneal cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
sofiarayne cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
iconicchristian cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.34% of total)
jahpeatone62 cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
unoandem cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
isdcaptain cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
the_doppelganger cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
aaronpc2 cheered [1] times: $0.33 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 0.22% of total)
fluttershy1970 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
holy_miltank cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
bentboxer cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
greatwaru cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
gungagunga900 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
tommy_provolone cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
ravecomic cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
yolodopper cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
metalgearex9000 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
gooblerlo cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)

 

[Madmartigan]

I feel like Kat's lack of answers and general awareness is not so much a gauge of her intelligence as it is a gauge of her desire to be on the stream. If somehow there were any doubts about her reluctance to be on stream after her first appearance, it should be crystal clear now. I think she just was paying little to no attention to the questions being asked, and was just waiting for it to be over.
On top of that, you have Phil's extreme paranoia (which I guess is justified to an extent) about answering anything that could possibly reveal an iota of personal information, so basically we ended up with shrugs and I dunno's as "answers" to most questions.

 

[boxybum]

After watching the Tevin mirror stream I have to say that these two have to be some of the most boring people on planet Earth. Kat has no personality. She just regurgitates DSPismis and is so insecure about trolls that she wants to hide from the internet. She needs to grow a damn spine. Also her tastes in things are so bland. Favorite movie is John Wick, favorite game Skrim. Seriously, those are basic and boring. John Wick isn't even 4 years old and you are telling me it is your favorite movie of all time, please. Kat uses sarcasm so much it's annoying. She also can't seem to remember anything or form her own opinion on anything and just agrees with Phil. It's like she was locked up in a room for her entire life and doesn't know how to interact with people. Guess Phil likes these girls that he can manipulate easily like Kat because she ain't got nothing going on up there.

Phil clearly did this whole boring ass stream to squeeze more money out of his dwindling fanbase. Such a sad,sad couple of people.

 

[BatChatillon]

After that cringe stream, it seems like Phil found a legal way to marry a horse. Mr Hands (also from Washington State) would have been proud.

So Kat is a fangirl and not the sharpest tool in the box with a serious lack of personality. No wonder there won't be any coop gaming sessions in the House Phil Lives In And Claims To Own But It Is The Bank's Property.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

she is depersonalized, the pigroach is lacing kat's water with lsd

 

[GnomeofDoc]

That neck, she is built like a man.

See people say that’s a bad thing. But when you got a wall to take down and lay some sod. Skinny bitches ain’t worth shit. I bet Kat can carry like 10 gallons of water.

Edit: 20 gallons is way too much.

 

[_XXIII_]

That neck, she is built like a man.

It's physical work trying to restrain your demon possessed relatives. You need a strong neck and shoulders to cram someone into a wardrobe and bar the doors.