2018-06-22 - DSP's first IRL stream (Featuring Kat)

[Wurstbrot]

Super. Now I have a better, more realistic picture of Kat. She was certainly locked in an isolated chamber without contact to the human species. Somehow she watched/heard a DSP stream by accident and because she has no comparison she deems him as representative for the rest of humanity.

So, couldn't seen it. Horrible time for Europeans. Or as I clicked in Tevin's recording ... A wonderful time. I'm glad I missed it. No thanks.

 

[Hiragana]

at claimed she liked a particular K-POP band. --> doesn't have a favourite member (likes them all) --> doesn't get a fan reference someone made --> claims to know that reference after someone explains it.

She truely is a disciple of DSP, already she's mastered the 'slyly looking at streamchat for answers to pretend you know something'-technique.

 

[A Witty Name]

Now we know how a soulmaid was even possible to begin with.

She's completely brainwashed.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

A 36 year old has to PROVE his chadness to strangers on the internet who never met him and will never meet him to have any impact on his life.

Why does he constantly alternate between „Most pathetic hobo who streams for quarters“ and „Chad who gets laid ALL the time and has a maid who follows his orders like the King he is“

 

[PieceofShet]

~$160, mostly from cheers. Details below:

Unique cheerers: 66
Total cheers: 222
Final bit total is: $147.83
Average cheer: $0.67

Subs: 5 [5@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 0 gifted, 2 Twitch subs (40.00%), 3 resubs (60.00%)]
Known sub money is: $12.50

Twitch range is: $160.33

Spoiler: Cheerers (with amounts and # of cheers)

fallen1570 cheered [6] times: $15.02 (avg. cheer of $2.50; 10.16% of total)
anonysaurusrex cheered [12] times: $13.80 (avg. cheer of $1.15; 9.34% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [6] times: $13.25 (avg. cheer of $2.21; 8.96% of total)
austmink cheered [3] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 8.12% of total)
bentatorship cheered [3] times: $10.65 (avg. cheer of $3.55; 7.20% of total)
ob1kenobi434 cheered [7] times: $5.03 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 3.40% of total)
pandaleeganes cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 3.38% of total)
janneysaurusrex cheered [11] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.41; 3.04% of total)
sonicfighter25 cheered [9] times: $4.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 3.04% of total)
helmarch2 cheered [1] times: $4.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 2.71% of total)
woomyos cheered [14] times: $3.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 2.37% of total)
savethepigthegame cheered [1] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 2.03% of total)
coralguy cheered [9] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 2.03% of total)
jkramer1331 cheered [12] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 2.03% of total)
thevillain_x cheered [3] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 2.03% of total)
emperorswagginz cheered [9] times: $3.00 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 2.03% of total)
cointelpr0 cheered [5] times: $2.75 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 1.86% of total)
hydrocarbon1 cheered [10] times: $2.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.69% of total)
ice_fourteen_88 cheered [8] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.35% of total)
katexo234 cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.01% of total)
sea_dick cheered [1] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 1.01% of total)
straightcashhomie29 cheered [2] times: $1.45 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 0.98% of total)
fred_flintstone cheered [4] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.31; 0.85% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.85% of total)
vdante cheered [5] times: $1.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.85% of total)
two_bar_king cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
justagamerjon cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.68% of total)
deluxeswine cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
thirdeyethethird cheered [4] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.68% of total)
johnnybrassballs cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
popsicolo cheered [2] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.68% of total)
kevinthealmighty cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
eyes_wollow_com cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
trockmoneyk cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
tank_n_shank cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
hellthurian cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
avilith cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
heatnation_no8 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.68% of total)
couche_brotato cheered [1] times: $0.80 (avg. cheer of $0.80; 0.54% of total)
mtcdood cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
bigballsbausley cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
norville_shaggy_rogers cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
koolaaa116 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
belly_dancer_420 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
deaconmoss8 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
jewbacca2o3 cheered [3] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.51% of total)
maiimahm cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
stylez_deneal cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
sofiarayne cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
iconicchristian cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.34% of total)
jahpeatone62 cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
unoandem cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
isdcaptain cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
the_doppelganger cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.34% of total)
aaronpc2 cheered [1] times: $0.33 (avg. cheer of $0.33; 0.22% of total)
fluttershy1970 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
holy_miltank cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
bentboxer cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
greatwaru cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
gungagunga900 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
tommy_provolone cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
ravecomic cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
yolodopper cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
metalgearex9000 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
gooblerlo cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.17% of total)

I guess no more IRL stream in the future? Thats not too much for dragging out a horse from his hat...

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

You know that episode of Always Sunny where Dee dates a retard. Yeah. That. Without the twist at the end.

 

[iWobbuffet]

All I got from the stream was
Kat was a socially awkward fangirl
Just weirds me out, I mean Dave is wearing a Nintendo tee and she looks like she's dressed to make a porno
Ask her a question and it's just.. ughhh
Even master of BS can't tell us he prefers this girl to Leanna

 

[PieceofShet]

Not hundred percent sure, but I think he is a troll. Okay... which one of you idiot was this?

 

[Prince Lotor]

I really get this weird sense from Kat like she was raised by the YouTube Trending feed or something. She's like a blank person who just tries out things that are popular and when it passes time that means she enjoyed it. Her answers sounded like a serial killer trying to blend in, but really she's just that bland and simple.

What's your favorite meme? Uhhh. . .uhh. . .Doge (Is incapable of understanding the Penne meme. It means whatever you think it does, including the literal meaning, and are all disparaging to Phil. . .and he said it. That's it)
What's your favorite band? . . .I really like K-pop. . .BTS is my favorite (Doesn't know any of the group members names, doesn't have a favorite member, can't name any of their songs, doesn't actually know anything about them)
What's your favorite Anime? . . .Oh! Attack on Titan (Pretends she loves all the characters but really can't remember a single one's name, hasn't seen Season 2, isn't reading the manga, sounds like she hasn't watched it in a couple years)
Do you collect anything? No, I don't collect anything. I was thinking about collecting swords, but haven't started. I'm kind of a nerd. (She's talking about Fantasy wall-display steel art. She's not interested in swords, just cool looking flashy things)
What's your favorite horror movie?. . .well, I don't. . .it's not that I don't like them. I get scared so I don't watch them. I do like them, it just has to be the right one. . .for me to watch (Doesn't name any film. Won't just say she doesn't like them)
What's your favorite movie of all time then? Oh! John Wick (This girl really is a pod-person, or she has a medical condition where all her memories reset every 4 years)
What's your favorite place you've been to in the Seattle area so far? Hunh? I don't get it. Do you mean like. . .

To sum up as much as I was able to stand: If she is aware there are people who think something is cool she likes it, even if she doesn't like it. Her favorite things are basically whatever is most popular, but she's not actually interested in them. She seems to avoid (or not be capable of) strong feelings altogether. She seems to avoid having an opinion or anything that would make you think. She likes things that are bright, shiny, flashy, and don't require a mental investment to enjoy. If she isn't mirroring Phil as part of some evil plan then she is the most bland, boring, blank human I have ever seen.

TL;DR Worst character in the DSP Extended Cinematic Universe so far. The writers better have the most autistic plot curves in store for this sub-plot or it's going down as the 'Elektra' of this Cinematic Universe, and considering the pigcult has already made Jennifer Garner comparisons I don't have high hopes.

 

[johnny5150]

Shit don't add up,Phil goes on multi rants about how Kat will not come on cam due to all the hate, now she made a surprise appearance looking like she just from the Tyrone's casting couch. Phil doesn't know a damn thing about her and they have no chemistry..

(I could be wrong) I'm going to this conclusion which is Kat only comes around when phil raise enough funds.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I really get this weird sense from Kat like she was raised by the YouTube Trending feed or something. She's like a blank person who just tries out things that are popular and when it passes time that means she enjoyed it. Her answers sounded like a serial killer trying to blend in, but really she's just that bland and simple.

What's your favorite meme? Uhhh. . .uhh. . .Doge (Is incapable of understanding the Penne meme. It means whatever you think it does, including the literal meaning, and are all disparaging to Phil. . .and he said it. That's it)
What's your favorite band? . . .I really like K-pop. . .BTS is my favorite (Doesn't know any of the group members names, doesn't have a favorite member, can't name any of their songs, doesn't actually know anything about them)
What's your favorite Anime? . . .Oh! Attack on Titan (Pretends she loves all the characters but really can't remember a single one's name, hasn't seen Season 2, isn't reading the manga, sounds like she hasn't watched it in a couple years)
Do you collect anything? No, I don't collect anything. I was thinking about collecting swords, but haven't started. I'm kind of a nerd. (She's talking about Fantasy wall-display steel art. She's not interested in swords, just cool looking flashy things)
What's your favorite horror movie?. . .well, I don't. . .it's not that I don't like them. I get scared so I don't watch them. I do like them, it just has to be the right one. . .for me to watch (Doesn't name any film. Won't just say she doesn't like them)
What's your favorite movie of all time then? Oh! John Wick (This girl really is a pod-person, or she has a medical condition where all her memories reset every 4 years)
What's your favorite place you've been to in the Seattle area so far? Hunh? I don't get it. Do you mean like. . .

To sum up as much as I was able to stand: If she is aware there are people who think something is cool she likes it, even if she doesn't like it. Her favorite things are basically whatever is most popular, but she's not actually interested in them. She seems to avoid (or not be capable of) strong feelings altogether. She seems to avoid having an opinion or anything that would make you think. She likes things that are bright, shiny, flashy, and don't require a mental investment to enjoy. If she isn't mirroring Phil as part of some evil plan then she is the most bland, boring, blank human I have ever seen.

TL;DR Worst character in the DSP Extended Cinematic Universe so far. The writers better have the most autistic plot curves in store for this sub-plot or it's going down as the 'Elektra' of this Cinematic Universe, and considering the pigcult has already made Jennifer Garner comparisons I don't have high hopes.

All of this, she’s honeslty the ideal person for dave to latch onto randomly online and trap in his pigpen. He really knows how to sniff them out, that’s one thing he’s exceptional at.

Her being so bland and unable to form her own coherent thoughts is clearly why she’s currently guzzling down the DSP look-aid. Like seriously lady, it’s not hard to see how much of a dirtbag he is towards people, I can only imagine the lies he’s filled that noggin of hers with, it’s almost sad.

I’m not on the Leanna was better bandwagon some people are forming, but fuck at least she always had a little bit of a backbone, or challenged dave. That’s probably what eventually let her wake up and realize how much better she’d be without him. Kat though....I don’t see her developing the ability to get a clue and get out, or at least not for a very long time. We all better saddle up for the long haul with this one, but hey feel free to prove me wrong kat.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Why does he constantly alternate between „Most pathetic hobo who streams for quarters“ and „Chad who gets laid ALL the time and has a maid who follows his orders like the King he is“

I think we all know the answer to that question

Spoiler: You know why

:autism:

I guess no more IRL stream in the future? Thats not too much for dragging out a horse from his hat...

I don't know about that.
Aren't 160 bucks for a 2 hour stream way more than he makes on his normal evening streams?

 

[actually]

It's like she was locked up in a room for her entire life and doesn't know how to interact with people.

To be fair to her, if her mom actually did shit like lock her or her sister in a closet, that's probably learned behavior to minimize chances of abuse.

I guess no more IRL stream in the future? Thats not too much for dragging out a horse from his hat...

$160 just from cheers and subs. Add on however much in tips--at least $100, I would reckon. That's $300 more or less for 1.5 hours of sitting and talking.

 

[Wing Zero]

To be fair to her, if her mom actually did shit like lock her or her sister in a closet, that's probably learned behavior to minimize chances of abuse.

Assuming any of that stuff is actually true, running away from THAT only to move in with a socially awkward manchild who wants you to be the housemaid can't be good for long-term mental health.

 

[ThePlagueTND]

So did anyone put up the 25 cents to ask Kat about demon possession?

 

[TrashHumper]

I thought for sure her favorite movie would be Black Swan.

 

[Zack the ripper]

guys like im not trying to be a dick
but i enjoyed the stream in a way
like i don't know i expected it to turn dark like crying dark like kat storming out dark
but i was kinda ok dave seems to have a normal relationship with a shy fan-girl
i am a softie so there's that
i hope he does this kind of streams and stop gaming
he seems to enjoy it more at least

 

[Xenomorph]

guys like im not trying to be a dick
but i enjoyed the stream in a way
like i don't know i expected it to turn dark like crying dark like kat storming out dark
but i was kinda ok dave seems to have a normal relationship with a shy fan-girl
i am a softie so there's that
i hope he does this kind of streams and stop gaming
he seems to enjoy it more at least

Is this a poem?

Also, "normal" for whom? They are incredibly dysfunctional. She has no personality whatsoever and he is a lying manchild. She rolls over and he is only happy because she HAS no opinions and a mind of her own. Once Leanna grew a pair on Phil he had no use for her anymore. This is a person who saw this sick cunt fap on stream and act like a jackass to his ex and co-signed his bullshit.
Kat is a dullard and slow in da mind and Phil is an egotistical narc.

 

[Zack the ripper]

Is this a poem?

Also, "normal" for whom? They are incredibly dysfunctional. She has no personality whatsoever and he is a lying manchild. She rolls over and he is only happy because she HAS no opinions and a mind of her own. Once Leanna grew a pair on Phil he had no use for her anymore. This is a person who saw this sick cunt fap on stream and act like a jackass to his ex and co-signed his bullshit.
Kat is a dullard and slow in da mind and Phil is an egotistical narc.

yeah man but i felt sorry for the guy in the last couple arcs
he's a piece of shit don't get me wrong but i couldn't help it
imagine what kat's upbringing was like holy shit man i guess i feel sorry more than hate at this point
it's not a poem but im used to writing like this friendo <3

 

[KingjadVCMP]

There's no denying based on the evidence presented to all that Kat is, at the least, extremely slow in the head (perhaps has genuine mental issues).