2018-06-22 - DSP's first IRL stream (Featuring Kat)

[Cyberchicken]

EDIT: she was being sarcastic she aint a organic hoe

Oh, I think you're right. But being honest here I needed to focus on the change in Phil's voice to notice, since it seemed she meant it. Either I'm naive or she indeed is a social chameleon.

 

[robhaywood]

Anyone else notice how excited Phil got when some random viewer reccomended Kat does 'live cooking show' streams?

I could see the dollar signs piling up in Phils eyes while he desparately hoped her reaction would change to the idea of doing such a stream.

 

[gaarashatan]

ACK ACK ACK ACK THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS I LIKE ABOUT PHIL

even tho janney was professional, he kept saying there were good qualities about phil but nvr mentioned them. this would be one of the times with kat too i assume (havent watched or read most of the comments yet) so im not sure if she went on to tell us his good qualities that janney nvr did or not. i doubt she did though. just like i can say im a millionaire, but when someone asks how i made my money all of a sudden i have nothing to say

Our goateed MC refuses to spill how exactly he met his new gf. It's "very personal." People might start digging around if he says too much, evidently. My guess is that he probably started talking to her before he was broken up with the Panda. And can't remember on his feet when the breakup timeline is. So doesn't want to damn himself with the truth, or with a lie.


She at least has an excuse. He won't move the damn laptop over so she can see. Phil is his usual ill-postured self.

i said it before and ill say it again. a single month for them to start dating. almost 100% sure dsp was lowkey cheating on panda

https://mobile.twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1010357319501271040

jeez, if i didnt know better the size of that adams apple would put her in the category of being a man


p.s so kat has less focus and more of a goldfish memory than phil has? thats seems a little crazy . maybe she just didnt want to be on stream? and didnt have much desire to answer any questions or care to. who knows. but seeing "lovely dovey" affection on a stream? thats some next lvl insecurity if i ever saw it

yeah man but i felt sorry for the guy in the last couple arcs
he's a piece of shit don't get me wrong but i couldn't help it
imagine what kat's upbringing was like holy shit man i guess i feel sorry more than hate at this point
it's not a poem but im used to writing like this friendo <3

nvr feel sorry for a piece of shit. hes been givin plenty ABOVE PLENTY of chances to change himself. hes a privileged pig letting the greed roll in. dont feel sorry for this scum

I could not even finish watching the stream. It would be more exciting to watch paint dry. She and Phil have no chemistry between them whatsoever. I hate that he has taken to shitting on Leanna, I am not fan of hers, however he treated her like shit, not spending time with her, making her make him supper when she was sick , making her go out and get a job because he was too lazy to be a man and get a job and getting mad at her when she ended up in the hospital, because it interfered with his stream not to mention blabbing her personal medical history to anyone and everyone that listens to his steams but that was OK because they were basically broke up by then. Phil is a narcissistic twat. He is just pissed off because Leanne started to see him for what he really is and I hope she has a good life and I am damn sure she has a better man then that manbaby.

i mean, it is phil. one of the only people who could be a complete inconsiderate piece of garbage, and still have the nerve to call them out. almost makes me sick to my stomach

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

So having had some limited professional experience in this field, it's pretty clear to me that Kat has some kind of moderate learning difficulty. She ticks a lot of boxes. Slow speech, very long reaction times, an inability to think clearly and make decisions, takes joy in simple tasks like housework because more complex things are beyond her, clear social anxiety stemming from all these factors. She's very likely legitimately retarded, not even memeing.

And I'm not saying this to poke fun at her at all. Good for her managing to hold a job and live a relatively normal life. But it's funny because she's going out with DSP, a man who routinely mocks people's mental capacity, and routinely calls people retards, mentally ill, and so on, while acting like a chad because he's got a girlfriend. Even though that girlfriend is almost certainly mentally deficient herself, because that's the only type of person who'd go near Phil because they're so easily manipulated.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

...while acting like a chad because he's got a girlfriend. ....

Dude I've noticed this exact same phenomena like he's in middle school/high school. "Oh look at these LONELY LOSERS who probably DONT have a GIRLFRIEND LIKE I DO ACKACKACK." Barely interacts with the girl/dates the girl, but so long as he has "in a relationship" checked on FaceBook he thinks he's hot shit. It's just an ego trip for him to be in a relationship.

 

[PantsuParty]

I rewatched this video today through Snort Burnell and I realized something. Whenever he brought up the rumors and "slander from the trolls,dood" that Kat and Phil don't really live together, he said something to the effect of "That doesn't matter. So what if we don't? Why would that matter anyway?" I used to doubt that Phil and Kat really lived together but now I see this claim is more validated; I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't really live with him. I mean everytime someone brings up to do a tour of the new house and how it looks with all of Kat's shit there (even DSP himself said it's only her TV, console and a little bit of furniture) Phil says "Ahnestly you guys have seen the house. Why bother?" or "It will open the floodgates for people to pry and search out information." Yet, he says the "environment" has changed and is both physically and mentally better. That and coupled with the moment whenever Kat seemed shocked when someone asked "Can you ever hear Phil yelling stuff out of context from the other room?" and she kind of stumbled a bit before Phil jumped in and answered for her.

Maybe I'm wrong but the guy lies so much that its hard to tell when he's being genuinely honest.

 

[Adamska]

that did happen actually
and im still shocked to this day
about the tits thing i dunno she fine ? i just think that she's super aware that she has bigger tits than many girls and she likes to let the girls breath a bit
i think also that her makeup game is a bit much she fine she can do with less makeup

Hahaha, no. The clothes are all Phil being the creepy old man. He did a similar dress-up game with Leanna whenever she showed up in his videos too, right down to buying her the clothes himself.

He's showing off his life-sized action figure to get his NEET audience jealous, when in reality it makes him look insecure and like the asshole dads in healthy families warn daughters about.

 

[Zack the ripper]

Hahaha, no. The clothes are all Phil being the creepy old man. He did a similar dress-up game with Leanna whenever she showed up in his videos too, right down to buying her the clothes himself.

He's showing off his life-sized action figure to get his NEET audience jealous, when in reality it makes him look insecure and like the asshole dads in healthy families warn daughters about.

that is something i haven't thought about eww now that's dark

 

[WeeblesWobble]

My goodness! This girl really is the perfect pushover. No preference for anything. No snark. No specific memories or opinions she wants us to hear. Basic tastes. Apparently likes KPOP, but can't pick a favorite member of her favorite band? All these kpop fangirls have specific sectarian fucking opinions that they defend like it's their religion. Quite an accomplishment! Phil having to guide her through questions...

Spoiler

...like a horse to water? My apologies.

She's basically the Anti-panda. She is almost literally the opposite of Pandalee. Kat has no specific opinions, she doesn't want to be seen too much, would much rather play the background. Panda had her own channel where she rambled about random shit nobody really cared about. She was active in Phil's streams, both in chat and in stream and she had no problem giving Phil shit. I don't know if a girl like Kat is what Phil needs. It may be ideal for him, but how will she keep him grounded when she seems to fold at any type of confrontation?I don't like this, Phil isn't smart but he is very manipulative.

Also one of his fans needs to tell him that his set up is garbage. It's part of the reason Kat looked so weird. Had to lean across Phil to read the little screen. Hook the laptop up to your 4k tv numbnuts.

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1010357319501271040

I love how this faggot looks right into the camera like "Yeah, be envious of me haters!" Nigga, no one is envious of you right now.

 

[Draza]

I love how this faggot looks right into the camera like "Yeah, be envious of me haters!" Nigga, no one is envious of you right now.

I'm so envious that his daughther was forced to kiss him on the cheek. Chad Burnell sure is living the life.

 

[Rare Drop]

I'm so envious that his step-mother was forced to kiss him on the cheek. Chad Burnell sure is living the life.

You and your typos.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

Did anyone catch towards the end he threw out the idea of a possible gaming collaboration with kat in the future?

Disgusting, Grasping Pigroach

Well, anything for this right? *rubs fingers together

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Did anyone catch towards the end he threw out the idea of a possible gaming collaboration with kat in the future?

Disgusting, Grasping Pigroach

Well, anything for this right? *rubs fingers together

Sounds like he's been begging her to do it harder than he begs on prestream, and she's finally worn down. All it took was for her to show a bit of skin to his permavirgin chat, get a few compliments to build her confidence, and boom.

Dave's done a few shitty things, but I think whoring out his legit mentally retarded girlfriend is high up the list.

 

[Schmeckel]

After seeing some of da detractor videos with her, I couldn't un-see a resemblance between her and another show featuring absolute exceptional individuals.

Spoiler

 

[Fallgout Boy]

Our goateed MC refuses to spill how exactly he met his new gf. It's "very personal."

I don't know why he's trying to pretend like it's secret all of a sudden. I thought it was fairly well known that she tweeted something about having issues with OBS, nice guy Phil replied because she's a woman and he's thirsty, and they probably started DM'ing after that. I can't remember the dates, but the timeline matched up.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

He met her online. Probably through some dating site or other. He's not going to reveal what it is because he doesn't want people finding his dating profile. That's just me putting 2+2 together there, either that or Kat DM'd him because she's a fan. I think the former is more likely though as Kat probably wouldn't take the first step in anything.

 

[JackDavis]

He met her online. Probably through some dating site or other. He's not going to reveal what it is because he doesn't want people finding his dating profile. That's just me putting 2+2 together there, either that or Kat DM'd him because she's a fan. I think the former is more likely though as Kat probably wouldn't take the first step in anything.

I'm not sure how Phil would get matched up with Kat since she's from Michigan. Phil kinda let it slip that she knew what he did before meeting him, how there was no reaction to him being a streamer because she already knew. I think she messaged him on Twitter or Twitch, possibly for help with her streaming setup and he charmed the saddles off of her.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I'm not sure how Phil would get matched up with Kat since she's from Michigan. Phil kinda let it slip that she knew what he did before meeting him, how there was no reaction to him being a streamer because she already knew. I think she messaged him on Twitter or Twitch, possibly for help with her streaming setup and he charmed the saddles off of her.

I know a lot of dating sites use location, but I'm pretty sure on most of them you can set it as wide as you want, especially if you're desperate to meet somebody. Kat could've still been a fan who just got """""""lucky""""""" and matched with him on a dating site, which would sort of chime with what DSP said about them meeting "by chance" as well. We know how Dave likes to use his snippets of truth like that.

However I will say her asking him for help on Twitch is fucking hilarious given how that turned out, so I really want that to be true.
"Uhm, my advice is, you wanna stream on Twitch, okay? Don't! Okay? Literally do not! Wanna move in with me instead? *snort*"

 

[Raven'sChild]

All of this, she’s honeslty the ideal person for dave to latch onto randomly online and trap in his pigpen. He really knows how to sniff them out, that’s one thing he’s exceptional at.

Her being so bland and unable to form her own coherent thoughts is clearly why she’s currently guzzling down the DSP look-aid. Like seriously lady, it’s not hard to see how much of a dirtbag he is towards people, I can only imagine the lies he’s filled that noggin of hers with, it’s almost sad.

I’m not on the Leanna was better bandwagon some people are forming, but fuck at least she always had a little bit of a backbone, or challenged dave. That’s probably what eventually let her wake up and realize how much better she’d be without him. Kat though....I don’t see her developing the ability to get a clue and get out, or at least not for a very long time. We all better saddle up for the long haul with this one, but hey feel free to prove me wrong kat.

After watching this IRL stream and knowing a bit about the Panda/SoulMaid timeline, I venture that it will be Dave who does the ditching. Dave likes them young and slight. Panda was barely legal when he started dating her. The Soulmaid is, by Dave standards already a bit 'long in the tooth'. It's only a matter of time before becomes dissatisfied and trades her in for a newer model.

He's a super insecure cuck of a man who doesn't want his abuse victim to voice too many opinions; ere she may leave him like the last one.

If this were the case, he'd have gotten the SoulMaid a Work-at-Home job and she'd be in 'her office' doing data entry or call center work where he can keep her from interacting with other humans in any meaningful way. Allowing Panda to work outside the house is where he went wrong with that relationship. While Panda could be spicy at times, she was nowhere near as opinionated and confrontational towards Dave as she became near the end of their relationship. He didn't even seem the least bit torn up about losing his fiance and 'Full Time gf' of some five years. Not to mention him apparently, by his own admission having landed a new gf he was serious enough about to fly out to spend time with in ,what a little over a month? I wager he was shopping around well before they broke up. He might have even broken up with Panda himself after being secure in having landed her replacement.

...

But the reason why I'm actually here: Did Phil tells us about her diet being completely organic and then proceeds shitting all over organic diets until she seems to agree?

Based solely on the pictures on Instagram, I can't see the SoulMaid being the least bit concerned about whether her potatoes are organic or not. The meals she served appear to consist of a meat and mashed potatoes, a bowl of chopped potatoes with meat in a thick sauce or some pasta with meat in a slightly less thick sauce.