2025-03-19 - Asher Wolfstein: "Please remove posts about me on kiwifarm harassing me!"

[Karellen]

The Poppyverse keeps expanding

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There is a way to handle finding your information on Kiwi Farms.

This was not it.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Despite being on the Farms way too much, I had no idea this furry pedo existed. Thanks for the heads up Asher!

 

[cornholierthanthou]

I expect that this is part of an ongoing campaign by a failed celebrity named Liana Kerzner to troll me

Even a stopped clock is right at least once a day. Liana herself IS a failed celebrity... If you count someone who appeared on local Canadian inter-city channels a "celebrity". Her tits have since sagged way too much and she has no face card to play anymore, so being MATI is her main schtick these days.

Given how often Liana turns heel on her former friends and peer counselling clients while getting her Discord kiddies to do her dirty work of harassing others (like Asher used to, until he had a falling out with Poppy!) it IS entirely possible one of her goons or she herself might have sent this in to the farms tho.

The Poppyverse keeps expanding

Asher could have kept his redemption arc if he'd taken the L and moved on, but he had to keep spiralling.
I hope all the attention is gratifying to his rampaging BPD.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Why do these photos look like the last photos of a missing child on a creepy YouTuber montage video. Asher is clearly a stand up guy he should have a better photographer. He's definitely not a pedophile

 

[Big Beefus]

it IS entirely possible one of her goons or she herself might have sent this in to the farms tho.

If the email was sent from someone impersonating Asher, this part
would actually make more sense:

And I reserve my right to deny having sent this email, and will do so vehemently if you try to now use this against me. Yes I can play this game too.

Like they're trying to poison the well before Asher finds this and inevitably spergs out about it.

 

[Shaneequa]

As resident wunkologist (a wolf and a skunk hybrid, unique to Asher) I believe this letter to be a forgery.

Asher is meticulous with all of his writing, and he sits there thinking about things he writes for DAYS afterward. He'll come up with a way that his text might be misunderstood and makes addendums to clarify. There's no way he would write "kiwifarms" all lower case and "Mad at the internet" without proper capitalization.

I woke up from my sleep to write this because it was bestowed upon me in a dream.

 

[The giant penis of doom]

>furry nonce

And if the Stein is not just a play on Wolfenstein, a kike too, which would be a great surprise.

 

[Markass the Worst]

The age of consent is 18 and pedophiles need to be fed to a woodchipper.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What the fuck does that even mean?

It means if he decides to sue Null has to agree to pretend he never received the e-mail we all just read.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I and probably thousands of other kiwis had no idea this seething retard existed until they decided to send this email.

 

[mindlessobserver]

ETA: From his deleted twitter

Why do these people list their mental illnesses like they are boy scout badges?

 

[Big Beefus]

Why do these people list their mental illnesses like they are boy scout badges?

BPD/Cluster B types are more likely to play the Oppression Olympics than most people.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Why the fuck are his pictures pixelated like that. It's some 80's creepypasta shit.

1999

 

[Big Beefus]

I wouldn't know how to condense his lore into an OP.

So I'd like to explain this story in a nonlinear fashion instead. It's a bizarre story that heavily involves a Canadian celebrity, but we'll keep her out of it for now. I want Kiwis to get a picture of who Asher is.

One thing you need to know is that he gets in fights with people. Constantly. A lot of them end like this:



More often than not, the tweets preceeding these are deleted and it's hard to trace through what was said. You'd have to be there when it happens.

What we do get to see is Asher's insanely long meltdown afterward:

Spoiler: attachments

And now, the floodgates open:

Spoiler: screenshots from threads

and archive

I'd like to highlight these next two posts, where Asher acknowledges one of his main lolcow traits but doesn't see it as a problem.

Spoiler

If you made it this far, here's where we get a better picture of what Asher's like: he says shit weird, people react to it negatively, and he's incapable of letting it go, resulting in episodes where he overexplains himself for hours. He's not done, by the way:






Some important context for the next point: Asher got in a short fight with Poppy from the Poppy Diabolique thread, you can read about it here. This led to a chain reaction where he ended up having a fallout with longtime friend Liana Kerzner, the Canadian Celebrity I mentioned at the beginning of this post.








I can't tell you all the sigh of relief I just had when I saw the end of this chain. Some on the farms are aware of Asher, but trying to write an OP would be a daunting task when your subject posts like this.

But since there's some sort of thread about him, I may be able to start releasing some of these crashouts in an episodic format, if there's interest.

Last edit for now: I think I got it all archived

 

[Lucifereal]

As resident wunkologist (a wolf and a skunk hybrid, unique to Asher) I believe this letter to be a forgery.

Asher is meticulous with all of his writing, and he sits there thinking about things he writes for DAYS afterward. He'll come up with a way that his text might be misunderstood and makes addendums to clarify. There's no way he would write "kiwifarms" all lower case and "Mad at the internet" without proper capitalization.

I woke up from my sleep to write this because it was bestowed upon me in a dream.

I haven't hid this behind some spoiler thing, or whatever, because I just don't give a fuck, do it yourself guys, or Null, or whoever spends time on this shit.

Here, you want an OP? I'll give you an OP, Asher style, but not on me:

I'm Asher Wolfstein, and I did not write that message nor did I submit it. I don't send e-mails or takedowns like this, especially over contact forms or with e-mail messages. I'd much rather just complain about it at great length on my socials. Seriously. You've seen me do it, that's what I do. I know what I'm doing. That's what I choose to do believe it or not (which, you never will, I know).

This has been my lurker account for a long time now, registered right around the time Shaneequa posted about me out of the fucking blue on Poppy's thread because... well, I outline in my BlueSky links / threads why I believe he does this. I registered because Big Beefus posted something that was hidden, and I couldn't see it and I wanted to see it, so I registered. Wordy enough?

What doesn't seem to be featured, or at least highlighted, on this thread, of course, are these:

https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3ljvneatydm25

Here's where I identify Giancarlo Vanzzini as Shaneequa on this very forum, Hugo (Derrick) on BlueSky and Twitter/X, Derrick NOT A Fish on Twitter/X, Twitch, and YouTube, and (elsewhere somewhere as I post links) Heather4Ever2 on AO3, ErikaFurudo on YouTube, and so on.

Here's one I hadn't posted: https://soundcloud.com/giancarlo-vanzzini-225508001 Any of that seem vaguely like anything else? I mean, there's a post on this very forum about the novel he's published made on January 12th, 2023: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yabookgate.55664/post-14234507 So, @Cryptojew, can you very that the novel is Outcast as outlined in my social threads? What the heck, here it is: https://a.co/d/hFzmjEN My husband *AND* Liana herself helped with that one.

I got lots more, but really, are you going to make the lolcow do all the work here? Are you *that* lazy?

If anyone takes the time to look at all the links I have posted or use the info I have given, you can find all the same shit I have. I have myriads more links / evidence / connections / and such that aren't published to make an amazing OP you guys would love, but that I'll never write here because... why? I have my own platforms and websites that are much more credible than here. I know, hard to believe right? I'm generous, someone else can have the honors of a Giancarlo Vanzzini / Hugo / Derrick / Heather4Ever2 / WoundedWarsong / ErikaFurudo / aspiring LGBTQ+ cringe "young adult" sex pest author of Denton, Texas OP.

https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3lkcbnjml2u2y

I go on more about Giancarlo's identity here. I heard that ARBEIT MACHT FREI, so I've done all your work for you! You guys eat that shit up, right?

https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3ljvq2y64632z

Here's one that's a bit 'hidden' but it outlines more and even uses screenshots from this site!

And another one not featured: https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3ljz2nvyh4c2y where I go on "longwinded as fuck" (~ Big Beefus) tirade *again,* after the first one (featured below).

If you can't stand BlueSky I did Twitter/X too: https://x.com/asherwolfstein/status/1898520712899698818

And no, I won't take any care to archive or post screenshots because... why? And no, I don't want to be part of your idiotic community because... why? I don't give a shit about your rules, more on that in a bit. Anyway, I encourage you not to waste your precious time even bothering with any of that.

Here it all is, very simple: there is an aspiring troll on this forum who would like to be more relevant, as put forth in this thread where I got fed up because he feels so self-important that he joked he'd be in my suicide note: https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3ljnlcbfeh22w. This is how he does it. He thinks he's clever, but he isn't, almost as if he's... This is modus operandi of the people in Poppy's thread who complain about all of "our" inflated self-importance, but really are *almost* the most self-important of all. But, I mean, who can be more self-important than Poppy, right? *nudge nudge wink wink*

By the way, I didn't have a "falling out" with Poppy. I wasn't Poppy's friend before or after. I never defended Poppy (since no one cares to correct that). She never turned on me.

But, I'm sure Giancarlo's next step will be to show evidence of me "posting on Kiwi Farms confirming that I'm really the troll everyone says I am!" That's what he does. His entire mission is to be so obnoxious that he'll get people to act like he's significant by doing things they don't like in a way that he sees as some kind of vindication or validation. Yes, he needs to be validated right now. I said I don't "hang out" here, and now, here I am posting. I know it's coming Giancarlo, but, I'm sure you'll still do it with another sock puppet somewhere (upon which I'll know that one's you too).

This isn't validation. I'm just here to tell everyone two things: *I* didn't send this message, this is not me; and I don't really care what you guys write here (more on that in a bit).

Here I'll actually screenshot this one:

https://bsky.app/profile/asher.wolfste.in/post/3ljvnecr4fm25

This stupid message does *not* sound like me at all. It's either Giancarlo or the other person obsessed with my amazing personality Louis Michael Czeke (as outlined in all those voluminous "textbook criminal" threads). I know the difference between slander and defamation. I'm only stating that as fanservice for this forum, that's the kind of autistic detail you guys seem to live for.

Shaneequa is Giancarlo Vanzzini, hence, the reply. Oh, now he's important and relevant again as the resident wunkologist, hurr hurr... come on. Seriously, look at all the crap on this very forum that Shaneequa has ever posted. Again, it's archived. He *fails miserably* at the very advice you give everyone. He fails at the "opsec" he tries to pretend to be doing.

Fact is this: Shaneequa is not a strong independent black woman *snaps fingers,* but an ass-fucking (literally) troll who thinks he's smarter than everyone else. He (or Michael, doesn't really matter) have been impersonating me to Melanie (as featured), to Liana (well, impersonating my husband), and now to Null. And to answer one of the questions as someone of my verbosity does, yeah, he did feature me on MATI when he highlighted a post from Liana, where Shaneequa, not anyone else do note, swooped in to graciously point out how important he was and where he was talking about it. Classic Giancarlo.

I have a suspicion his private thread (that I've never seen) is mostly about me, not Liana, go take a look!

If I understand your rules correctly (which I probably don't because I don't care to), in some places, you are actually supposed to *not* interact with the lolcows, but Shaneequa as Hugo / Derrick / Giancarlo does so repeatedly. He's the sock puppet extraordinaire, and he's probably got many more I haven't caught (I have about 30+ profile URLs of his over the last 10 years).

I'm a far greater subject of interest here because, presuming Shaneequa sent it, I believe Giancarlo is *actually* someone you'd be very interested in. He's autophilic (or whatever), a beta cuck (I think that's what you say?), gay as all fuck (lots of stupid porn on Twitter/X account, until me and my husband made fun of it), and everything else. So, I speculate that it's better (for him) if you focus on my stupid squicky furry faggot ass, which you've done.

Giancarlo is using you, in my estimation, as a sort of "personal army" of sorts, the likes of which you do not take kindly to, I think *shrugs* who knows. It says *a lot* about Shaneequa / Giancarlo that the only way he can gain any notoriety here is by impersonating *me,* who's obviously the star of the show. All to give his failure-posts *about me* a boost since he can't get me to act like the "lolcow" he wants to parade. I'm honestly too boring. The Poppy thread told him to shut up about me (as I've written). You're getting played, and it's pretty transparent.

Here's the second part of my purpose:

I don't care what speculations are made or given on this forum. You don't like my pictures? Fine, not for you. You think I'm cringe? That's fine. I'm a faggot? Okay, go you keyboard warrior you! You speculate I'm inappropriate, that I'm this, that, and another? *shrugs* I can't stop that, and I have no personal need to do so. I don't consider this harassment.

I mean, if not anything else I'm consistent, Look at the behavior *I* engage in that I don't consider harassment. People have opinions. It's really level here guys. Speculate all you want on whatever, that's life on the Internet using your real name and being odd. That's how it goes. I've been around long enough that I've seen it all before. It's mostly boring. Also, who's really gonna believe you anyway when you can't drag out anything of substance to back anything up? As Giancarlo opined, it's just gossip!

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

the novel is Outcast as outlined in my social threads? What the heck, here it is: https://a.co/d/hFzmjEN My husband *AND* Liana herself helped with that one.

Link leads to a landing page that is unavailable for purchase [outside of the US?] If you can or anyone can please purchase to help this post be more complete.

 

[Big Beefus]

I'm a far greater subject of interest here because, presuming Shaneequa sent it, I believe Giancarlo is *actually* someone you'd be very interested in. He's autophilic (or whatever), a beta cuck (I think that's what you say?), gay as all fuck (lots of stupid porn on Twitter/X account, until me and my husband made fun of it), and everything else. So, I speculate that it's better (for him) if you focus on my stupid squicky furry faggot ass, which you've done.

Shitty OP with uninteresting details, we're not your personal army bro.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

@Lucifereal

 

[ICraveDeath]

Screed nobody asked for.