Ladies and gentlemen, I've traveled over half our Internet to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new meme was coming in at the WEF, and I had to see about it. That meme is now unfolding into an elaborate infographic, an abundantly arduous journey for the eye. I have two other works in progress and I have sixteen concepts simmering on back burners. So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm an OC man, you will agree.
Now you have a great chance here, but bear in mind: you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to spam your threads, maybe one in twenty will be OC men. The rest will be replicators. That's men trying to get between you and the OC men, to rub off the original farm-freshness that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has GIMP and means to produce, he'll maybe know nothing about composition, and he'll have to outsource to pajeets. And then you're depending on pajeets, who will rush the job through so they can get another contract just as quick as they can. This is the way that this works.
I do my own images. And the men that work for me, they are me, and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and to see their work. I don't lose my memes in the folder and spend months fishing for them. I don't botch the optimization and let file sizes ruin the whole data plan.
I'm a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.P. Memeview. We offer you the bond of family that few OC men can understand.
I'm fixed like no other company in this field, and that's because my whole life is a yawning chasm of idleness. I have a string of tools all ready to put to work. I can load a gallery onto Google Drive and have it here in a week. I have schizo connections, so I can get the gematria for the aspect ratios. Such things go by friendship in a rush like this.
And this is why I can guarantee to start memeing, and to put up the OC to back my word. I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the show-down they won't be there.