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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 884 18.0%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 245 5.0%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,119 43.2%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,000 20.4%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 177 3.6%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 483 9.8%

  • Total voters
    4,908
As somebody who's spent time around absolutely batshit insane schizos on 4chan, yes, there are people who would do this kind of attack (and actually worse) for absolutely no reason. At least no reason discernible to sane people. Mass shooters and serial killers have posted on 4chan after all, and the ones that don't still end up venerated as saints on boards like /r9k/ or /pol/.

Now, that is not to say the mods and jannies are not niggerlicious faggots of the highest degree, let it not be said I defend the jannies and mods from righteous comeuppance, but the fact that this happened due to an understandable grudge with the moderators, and not due to one of 4chan's many, many schizophrenic retards going pitbull and mauling their handlers, is a matter of chance only. It's like winning the lottery for the 4chan team, honestly.
I'm not the kind of person to wish death upon someone for internet bullshit, but I will say with the building mountain of stupid decisions made by 4chan's backend team, I will be amazed if all of them make it out of this unscathed without at least one being flayed in their own home like Black Dahlia.
 
Humans just shouldn't eat pigs. Think about how disgusting they are. Literally the lowest of the animals. And you want to consume their essence into your blood?

Every time I eat pork I'm overcome by nausea, fog and malaise. My soul itself feels greasy.
Don't forget to attend the mosque, or else Muhammad will rape your 6 year old child one day.
 
i for one will not appreciate the jannies more when 4chan reopens and will actually spam their doxes until i get banned
I have Tuxler specifically for ban evasion and intend on abusing this fact because I'm tired of my home generals getting spammed, so I intend on summoning jannies to do their jobs with their info when my reports go ignored.
 
Even if all the current jannies and mods are purged. Whats to stop more trannie mods joining in the future. Best thing is to put the site out of its misery.
The fear of something like this happening again? But then again having new staff in any prolific field to replace new ones doesnt mean they wont repeat that mistake.
 
I like how the email indicates they've been trying to move 4chan over to a new server but it's taken "a while". I also like how it says this as if the issue was the server itself and not the software. If they had migrated in time, they'd still have been hacked.
Does the level of incompetence infuriate you? Does it make you mad at the internet, knowing this huge website is ran by people less competent than your average IT hell desk?
 
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I have Tuxler specifically for ban evasion and intend on abusing this fact because I'm tired of my home generals getting spammed, so I intend on summoning jannies to do their jobs with their info when my reports go ignored.
Dont use the free plan or someone will use your IP to upload/torrent CSAM. Or, don't use tuxler at all because it's terrible.
 
I thought "cowtippers" weren't allowed on this site?
He did what he did but he didn't plan or coordinate it here is the thing I think. If he were on here announcing his plans to hack 4chan etc. that would be different.

I like how the email indicates they've been trying to move 4chan over to a new server but it's taken "a while". I also like how it says this as if the issue was the server itself and not the software. If they had migrated in time, they'd still have been hacked.
Anything to avoid letting the a-lawgs have a W. I can just imagine that jeet nigger rapeape sassily eating a Dorito as he types this.

Dont use the free plan or someone will use your IP to upload/torrent CSAM. Or, don't use tuxler at all because it's terrible.
I specifically pay for it to avoid that, I only use it to ban evade on 4chan. I find other VPNs tend to be banned so Tuxler is the only consistent one I've found that lets me keep posting after I eat an unjust ban.
 
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