Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
So uh...Interpol tracked down Dan and Cog and made them pay for what they've done right? Piggy didn't spend multiple days at the police station while on vacation filing complaints for nothing, surely?
Yes, they extradited them to Ibiza on an all expense paid holiday with some fine bikini bitches and couple kegs of cider. Reward for saving Portuguese citizens the task of having to beat him a second time.
 
Yes, they extradited them to Ibiza on an all expense paid holiday with some fine bikini bitches and couple kegs of cider. Reward for saving Portuguese citizens the task of having to beat him a second time.
Ok good. For a second I was worried that Ralph got his ass kicked and humiliated without being able to score a single victory against his opponents despite tons of tough talk and bluster. Phew!
 
Ralph reveals that it was just one guy who beat him to a pulp in Portugal, and he in fact did not fight of 4 or 5 dudes at once.

He can't stop felting himself!
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LMAOOO next time he drinks he's gonna confirm "the motherfucker" was actually an underaged tranny. Keep it up @theralph you're a real kang!
 
Ralph reveals that it was just one guy who beat him to a pulp in Portugal, and he in fact did not fight of 4 or 5 dudes at once.

He can't stop felting himself!
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This dude can’t lie to save his life. He fucking contradicts himself all the time. How anyone believes a word he says when he constantly changes his stories is beyond me.
 
This dude can’t lie to save his life. He fucking contradicts himself all the time. How anyone believes a word he says when he constantly changes his stories is beyond me.

It's also great when he spreads misinformation and doesn't correct it when the truth of the matter comes out.
He's calling others dishonest, lol.

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I know this is old news, but it occurred to me that maybe the Portuguese woman who got involved in the fight thought that Ralph was a little boy at first.

She may have reasonably assumed it was two grown men beating a child.
Alone, with grey hair, facial hair and fat as a house? I highly doubt it. Nice necrobump, though.
 
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