Interests 6/10/15: Chris curses Sega

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It's just a empty promise in order to rally his more gullible supporters into becoming his personal army. Chris is well known to attempt to use his position whenever an opertunity arises for personal benefit.

It could work if it weren't such an obvious lie. If he were to manage to get one of his characters in an official game I'm not sure if he would be able to stop playing long enough to even get on the Internet anymore.
 
She was able to put together one of each of us main electric hedgehog characters in this dimension that is perfectly synched with your own, through Christine Weston Chandler's mind, blood and soul. This, our prime dimension and universe, can not be altered in any shape and form by anyone else's hand or mind. And in our matched dimensions, while his attire has changed, Sonic the Hedgehog's arm color has never been changed or altered
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This is some straight-up Time Cube shit, right here.

Enjoy.

EDIT: Alternate version here.
 
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I think this post highlights the real reason that Chris hates the blarms so much. Sonic has appeared as a character in Sonichu, and from Chris's perspective, he's part of the same universe the comic resides in. By altering Sonic's appearance, Sega is in effect altering Sonichu. It's like Simonla all over again. Except this time the person trying to change Chris's fantasy world isn't a known force like the trolls; it's Sega themselves, the very creators of his beloved hero.
 
Is he cursing people with "sensory overload" in the real sense, or in the "this is my poorly thought-out way of emotionally blackmailing people over stupid kiddie shit" sense?

Also, Chris should look into the Rule of Three. Basically it's a belief in Wicca that the sentiment behind your spells will be reflected back on you threefold. So if you bless someone, you will yourself enjoy incredible good fortune. And if you curse people all the time, you might wind up... oh. Never mind.
 
Since Chris has associated with Sonic Boom (buying the games and merchandise for his "protest"), does that mean that he just unintentionally cursed himself?
 
Called it. But in all reality, imagine if Sonichu did get included but had yellow arms?
Gaol said:
I wonder if he will feature other characters besides the chaotic combo and sonichu & rosechu, I know Magi-chan will be next and he will either be Ness or Metwo do to their psychic powers.
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DrChristianTroy said:
So how does he know the curse worked? I guess he just assumes it? Well at least the Sonic Boom song is safe.
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That one's easy: Chris will just have to wait and wait and wait ... and eventually (if he hasn't forgotten about this guy by then) he just might eventually hear about how the guy stubbed his toe real bad or how he stepped on a lego brick or something. And then, Chris will know his curse is effective. He will just assume it's taking its toll on that person and every little inconvenience will be prove of the curse working.

"So, the Sonic Boom guy just won a Billion dollars... but he has to pay some taxes." would make Chris gleefully gloat on facebook how those taxes are the effect of his curse, since his selective perception will just blot out that other tiny detail of the billion dollars.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Has anyone told Chris that his willingness to use evil black magic that God condemns is the reason God gave him a shitty life?
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I also like how he includes blarms rants on his character page drawings for the amiibos. He genuinely thinks making Magi-chan also condemn the blarms counts as a second voice against sega, and not just a reiteration of his own opinion.
 
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