LGBT 7/5- Chris and Chrissy

[stu_pidasl]

You know what's sadder? Deep down, he still is.

When is Chris just going to admit he's hetero already? Everybody knows.

 

[Totenkopf]

I'm still waiting for the next INTERESTING saga. Sure this is a saga, but right now it's like a formerly-good television series being milked after eight seasons.

I dunno man, pink lemonade seems to be an omen of good things to come...

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I dunno man, pink lemonade seems to be an omen of good things to come...

Trust me, as long as any signs of 'old chris' (not really saying he's "Changed" or will outside of actually going to local establishments again) persist, I don't think we'll run out of content. I just think we need the 'Next Big Thing' to be here, and as long as his ego is the size of a hot air balloon I'll have hope someone could spur Chris(tina) into a fresh frenzy.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

Uh no? From what I've seen they just think Chris needs mental help. I actually have a tumblr and after the GameStop incident most people were either saying "oh shit he's still around?" or "holy fuck poor GameStop guy".

A lot of people on tumblr are young and a lot of them work in customer service, they know how shitty it is to deal with awful people

you can find white nationalists, antisemites, and other misanthropes on tumblr, so if you go looking for chris white knights you are certainly going to find them

 

[Antiks]

"Emitionally"

Yep, i found it quite ironic that the one word he fucked up is the one word he will never understand. God bless his spangled autistic noodle.

 

[That Guy]

Sure this is a saga, but right now it's like a formerly-good television series being milked after eight seasons.

I know this sounds super spergy but the TV show Lost makes a great analogy for Chris' life. It was interesting and kept us riveted to our screens in the beginning but by the final seasons it left everyone confused and rather disinterested.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I know this sounds super spergy but the TV show Lost makes a great analogy for Chris' life. It was interesting and kept us riveted to our screens in the beginning but by the final seasons it left everyone confused and rather disinterested.

If Chris turns out to have died in the Game Place parking lot, I am going to write some very angry Tweets to the network.

 

[Lipitor]

Well he certainly cared when he was trying to set up his 15th annual high school reunion. "We're all one big family; don't unfriend me because it's like leaving Chesterfield County all over again!" I guess that was a special case.

Those are people he knew for years. The impulse people are people who talked to him for 15 minutes... and probably mostly about MLP.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Trust me, as long as any signs of 'old chris' (not really saying he's "Changed" or will outside of actually going to local establishments again) persist, I don't think we'll run out of content. I just think we need the 'Next Big Thing' to be here, and as long as his ego is the size of a hot air balloon I'll have hope someone could spur Chris(tina) into a fresh frenzy.

Right now it is almost like the post-Bob's Death era where CWC disappeared for a while. He isn't in hiding this time, but he is boring and avoiding making videos and other stuff. His attempts to fit into the LGBT community are his main focus lately and that is kind of getting stale, only mildly interesting at best.

I still predict that he is eventually going to get into trouble somehow at Impulse, though. Chris is who he is, people do not change on a dime and he has been the same person for 30+ years, he is just currently showing a bit more control over what he lets out and isn't taking the bait for trolls as much anymore. But the fact that he doesn't understand social boundaries and can sperg out over criticism will never change. Chris is and always will be a walking powder keg awaiting an inevitable lit match.

 

[Purple Man]

But the fact that he doesn't understand social boundaries and can sperg out over criticism will never change. Chris is and always will be a walking powder keg awaiting an inevitable lit match.

This.

Chris might not be as open and trusting any more, but his mind processes the world around him the same way.
If you rule out his social interactions and only focus on what makes him tick, he's the same guy he was back in early 2000's.
As stated numerous times, he doesn't learn. One could say the only exception was not to trust strangers over the internet, but then again he did not listen to any good advice white knights tried to give him back in the day.

His mindset is very down to earth and understanding what others say is bluntly literal.
Also, keeping in mind, he seems to have his own dictionary of words, phrases and stereotypes that once set, don't change.
When he sees an article "Chrissy Teigen freed her nipple and is trolling instagram in artistic style", he's connecting each word together like a Lego set into a sentence.

Chris already has shown in his early years what he thinks of "women's rights" and that phrase in his dictionary did not change. It only means for him that any chicks of any age wants to undress in public, but can't because of stupid rights. And that he really wants it to happen, because of reasons.
Then he encounters the keyword "trolling", which in turn triggers his button. He already made his definition of it and doesn't hold back to share it with the world, as shown in the post. Since this is the only definition for him, he doesn't accept any other, even if he's dead wrong. He thinks the world doesn't understand it, while his definition is True and Honest.
Interestingly, for him Instagram is not a site for pictures, it's major and famous company. Which is understandable, as he seems to imagine every internet site as a skyscraper, housing all the developers and CEOs. As shown with 4-cent garbage.
Interestingly, there is no mention to the "artistic style". It's like after reading "trolling Instagram", Chris just shut his mind down and wrote an angry off-topic rant on his facebook, once again victimizing himself and begging for attention.

I guess, some things never change.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

I think we all know that the greatest troll in CWC history is Chris himself

No one has been able to out troll him

So, he's just shooting himself in the foot here

 

[Marvin]

I still predict that he is eventually going to get into trouble somehow at Impulse, though. Chris is who he is, people do not change on a dime and he has been the same person for 30+ years, he is just currently showing a bit more control over what he lets out and isn't taking the bait for trolls as much anymore. But the fact that he doesn't understand social boundaries and can sperg out over criticism will never change. Chris is and always will be a walking powder keg awaiting an inevitable lit match.

Chris never "took the bait" from trolls. All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris. It's fake. Chris doesn't really sperg out over criticism on his own like you'd think based on what the cwcki portrays.

There isn't anything for Chris to do to get in trouble for at Impulse. He can't get in trouble because there's nothing for him to get in trouble about. He doesn't need to change at all to fit in at Impulse, aside from appearing nominally trans. His real personality just naturally has a lot more control than you'd think.

 

[Betachu]

I remember him calling Slaweel and Snyder trolls. Before he got trolled....


...he's gone low.

 

[Barley]

All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris

Was it, really...? That sounds more like a conspiration than "let's troll Chris for the lulz"

 

[Marvin]

Was it, really...? That sounds more like a conspiration than "let's troll Chris for the lulz"

I'm not sure the distinction you're making. For example, Liquid and Kacey working together to troll Chris is a conspiracy. Just by definition.

The point I'm trying to make is that we knew Chris' psychology very well, so we knew what to say to him to get him riled up. But those situations were very artificial. The trolling makes people think Chris just randomly gets mad and starts yelling at people if you call Sonichu gay. Or call Sonic gay.

The youtube videos leave out all the calls and messages from e-girlfriends that built up Chris' reaction. For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background.

Without trolls, Chris is pretty different. I mean, not in his personality, of course. He's pretty much the same person regardless. But his reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.

 

[timtommy]

Chris never "took the bait" from trolls. All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris. It's fake. Chris doesn't really sperg out over criticism on his own like you'd think based on what the cwcki portrays.

There isn't anything for Chris to do to get in trouble for at Impulse. He can't get in trouble because there's nothing for him to get in trouble about. He doesn't need to change at all to fit in at Impulse, aside from appearing nominally trans. His real personality just naturally has a lot more control than you'd think.

I see the point that it is unlikely. But Chris has gotten himself worked up with no or minimal input from trolls. The blarms/macing incident comes to mind. He also got suspended from community college for a year pre-trolling.

You can get away with a lot of shit at a bar that you can't get away with in a mall, so that works in his favour. It's not that I think someone will say something and he will flip his lid, but are there not scenarios that could lead to trouble?

Here is one: Some regular at Impulse innocently pity-friends Chris. She gives Chris her number and maybe meets him for coffee once or twice just to be a nice person. Chris sees her as a sweetheart and says some creepy/clingy stuff. She backs away from him. Chris begs publicly for her to "take him back". Somehow, Impulse gets roped into it, either because staff are tagged in facebook posts, or it carries over to the physical club itself. A staff member politely asks him to leave for the evening or to leave the girl alone, and Chris views it as trolling and an attack on his true and honest lesbian soul and sweetheart search. He escalates it in some odd way, perhaps a series of public facebook rants, and eventually Impulse decides it is better not to have him around.

I agree that the most likely scenario is that Chris continues as long as he wants being a weirdo who hangs around Impulse regularly. But I think you might be lumping too much in to "troll control". The hilarious videos were all troll inspired. But those really didn't lead to many serious consequences. A lot of the trouble he has gotten himself into he got into pretty much on his own, e.g. bans from stores, malls, his favorite hobby store, churches, a school, plus two arrests and a few other run-ins with law enforcement/security. That is a pretty shocking amount of stuff.

As you say, a bar, particularly a gay bar, is different from these places in terms of tolerance of both weirdness and otherwise unnaceptable behavior. That makes him likely to be welcome. But I don't see trouble at Impulse as an impossibility.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I agree with @timtommy . Chris, by his nature, might not jump to THAT IS MY HOUSE-grade fuckwittery, but he doesn't need to. This is the same guy who clumsily tried to steal from Best Buy. Who magic marker'ed Magic Mike. Who gets into arguments with McDonald's employees. Who maced a GameStop employee... And so on.

Chris might have the temporary advantage of being in a more tolerant atmosphere, but that doesn't change the fact that he has absolutely terrible judgement. Chris doesn't have to rage out to get in trouble... History shows he's at his most intolerable when he's just doing his own thing. Impulse might or might not ban him, but Chris not ever getting into some trouble there is undathomable to me.

 

[Marvin]

Here is one: Some regular at Impulse innocently pity-friends Chris. She gives Chris her number and maybe meets him for coffee once or twice just to be a nice person.

Very unlikely. I could see Chris being at Impulse for years before someone agreed to meet Chris outside of Impulse for coffee. Chris is very creepy at Impulse. Not bad enough to get him kicked out, but no sane, non-troll woman is meeting Chris outside of Impulse.

Chris sees her as a sweetheart and says some creepy/clingy stuff. She backs away from him. Chris begs publicly for her to "take him back".

Without troll intervention, Chris doesn't do these things. I don't know if I can think of instances where he has. I mean, things were kind of natural during the Megan saga, but there was lots of troll intervention towards the end, when things finally blew up. Aside from that, all of Chris' publicly addressed messages on facebook and stuff were troll prompted.

There is drama going on with Chris, right now. It's just private. Chris doesn't make stuff public on his own.

Somehow, Impulse gets roped into it, either because staff are tagged in facebook posts, or it carries over to the physical club itself. A staff member politely asks him to leave for the evening or to leave the girl alone, and Chris views it as trolling and an attack on his true and honest lesbian soul and sweetheart search. He escalates it in some odd way, perhaps a series of public facebook rants, and eventually Impulse decides it is better not to have him around.

These scenarios take a convoluted set of behind-the-scenes actions to make them happen.

This is the same guy who clumsily tried to steal from Best Buy. Who magic marker'ed Magic Mike. Who gets into arguments with McDonald's employees.

And these things don't have any consequences. None of Chris' (important) bans stick.

Chris might have the temporary advantage of being in a more tolerant atmosphere, but that doesn't change the fact that he has absolutely terrible judgement. Chris doesn't have to rage out to get in trouble... History shows he's at his most intolerable when he's just doing his own thing. Impulse might or might not ban him, but Chris not ever getting into some trouble there is undathomable to me.

Oh, you definitely have to rage to get in trouble at Impulse. Or literally grab someone's tits. I can confirm that Chris isn't grabbing anyone's tits. And he really doesn't rage without trolls pulling the strings.

 

[Marvin]

Another way to put it, if Chris did cross a line and got reprimanded, it happened a month or two ago. Chris might've crossed a line, someone said "hey, cool down Christine", and Chris stuttered for a bit and looked the other way.

It was a complete non-event. No one cared. Chris didn't care enough to post about it. Chris and everyone else forgot about it immediately. Chris is like at the bottom of a bouncer's concern list.

 

[kookerpie]

Uh no? From what I've seen they just think Chris needs mental help. I actually have a tumblr and after the GameStop incident most people were either saying "oh shit he's still around?" or "holy fuck poor GameStop guy".

A lot of people on tumblr are young and a lot of them work in customer service, they know how shitty it is to deal with awful people

I saw them got made at us for using improper pronouns for Chris.