🗑️ Trashfire The August 21st Omnibus Hearing for Nick Rekieta

[AnOminous]

No matter how loudly he responds, don't raise your voice.

If some retard tries to start some shit, do not react to them. Just find a bailiff. They will be told to quit tarding out, and if they don't, they will be removed and possibly even jailed on the spot.

 

[AltisticRight]

Someone told me Ethan Ralph will be intentionally trying to stir the pot and start shit, turning this into a public spectacle.
Needless to say, just ignore him.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

If you fuck this up I swear to god

 

[repentance]

If you fuck this up I swear to god

Anyone apart from Ralph who acts like a dick will be assumed to be a farmer.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Someone told me Ethan Ralph will be intentionally trying to stir the pot and start shit

What an unbelievable and slanderous statement! I can’t believe these lies, how can you make up such a story? Next you’re going to tell me something equally ridiculous like “fire is hot” and “ice is cold”.

 

[AltisticRight]

What an unbelievable and slanderous statement! I can’t believe these lies, how can you make up such a story? Next you’re going to tell me something equally ridiculous like “fire is hot” and “ice is cold”.

Ethan Ralph is also short and fat, and I will not have sex with him.

 

[Lian Xing]

I am aware of at least a dozen people from the Kiwi Farms who intend to appear in person at the Kandiyohi County Court and witness the Omnibus hearing for Nick Rekieta on August 21st.

Will/Can we have a separate thread for the notes/comments/observations/transcripts/etc. for each Omnibus?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So, what's the over/under on Ralph trying to get loyyyyyyaaal Rekeita to let him sample some fine truffles from the quover ladies?

 

[Pelican Bones]

So, what's the over/under on Ralph trying to get loyyyyyyaaal Rekeita to let him sample some fine truffles from the quover ladies?

4.5

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

How’s my disguise?

 

[Vecr]

Don't take down the website, guys.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'm going to wear a custom made giant balldo costume and nothing some Serbian with a wikihow dog avatar says is gonna stop me.

 

[themanwhowalks]

OMG GUYS!!!!!!
This is just like when in STAR WARS -- A NEW HOPE, my favorite film of all time, the rebel pilots were signing in over the radio. It would be so cool if you guys used code names like red leader, red one, ect, etc. That would be SO COOL.

Who's going to torpedo the reactor??

Use the force KIWIS!!!!

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

The title says it all. This thread is meant for users who are/went to Rekieta's Omnibus. Due to Ralph being in Minnesota to attend it, there is a high possibility that multiple users will encounter him. The unfortunate posters are here to detail their account being around the Gunt. Be warned, the following descriptions in the thread are not for the light-hearted. Here are recent events that led to the current state of the Balldo/Gunt crossover irl:
Two Important Threads:
Killstream Thread
Ralph's Twitter Thread

Events in mostly chronological order:
1 - Axiom the Fucker posting the Ralphamale announcement of his departure

2 - Balldo Gate's archiving of Ralph's threat against user @AncientPhosphur

3 - Die for Me!'s Killstream Summary for August 16th:

4 - The Xanniebury Tales update:

5 - EyeGuy's screenshot of Ralph's landing back in America:

6 - ChadBazilian's post updating us that Ralph is indeed in Minnesota:


Credit to @GaryGray for recommending that I fill in the catch-up work. I hope to create a better thread someday.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Have we confirmed that he's actually in Minnesota?

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Have we confirmed that he's actually in Minnesota?

New video of Ralph in Minnesota to the Rekieta hearing. It has some good Medicare seething.
Looking more dipper than dapper.
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Apparently, he is in Minnesota, though he's confined in a random room, and no striking landmarks can suggest his current location.

 

[GaryGray]

Its late but might want to link where the conversation about Ralph at the omnibus starts in both the https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-ki...lla-sunrise-peaceful-sunset-productions.81183 and https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/page-1618 thread. Given it took Ralph three days just to travel from Merida to Minneapolis it could use a Road Thus Far summery.

 

[AltisticRight]

Lol.
He won't make it there and even if he does, he'll be too much of a pussy to enter the courtroom.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I saw him at the library. He was printing out a low res image of the fat black woman from Duece Bigalow and then he scuttled into the stairwell to jerk off to it.

 

[GaryGray]

Lol.
He won't make it there and even if he does, he'll be too much of a pussy to enter the courtroom.

This is what makes the hog entertaining. A normal person would be able to travel without trouble. Ralph takes 72 hours to make what should have been a 6 hour trip. I believe in the heart of the hog. He will make it as well as capture video on par with the filming of Chris chan's arrest. He will also get an exclusive interview with his close personal friend Nicholas Rekieta of formally Rekieta Law a small law firm of central Minnesota.