Horrorcow Adam B Daniels / Dastur Adam Daniels - Satanist Neckbeard that formed his own cult, sex offender

[Closet Sorcerer]

This guy is like the final evolution of neckbeard edgelords.

The steps to an autistic neckbeard lifestyle look something like this:

-Get obese, or morbidly obese
-Grow neckbeard (NOTE: this step and the first step are interchangeable, or can happen simultaneously)
-Have bad hygiene
-Shit eyesight requiring glasses is optional
-Fail with the ladies due to Step 1 or not even trying
-Become rabid MRA or misogynist (not SJW misogyny) due to failure with women
-Become athiest
-Begin wearing trilby hats while dressing like a 1940's/1950's "Gentleman" (NOTE: Said clothes are always black)
-Adopt an unhealthy obsession with media or entertainment (Example: My Little Pony, Japanese Anime, Japanese Culture)
-If consuming Japanese media/culture, become a complete Weeaboo.



Now this guy provides the next step:
-Ditch the athiesm part, become a Satanist because it's anathema to Christianity.

Also that thing calling itself a female with a half bald head looks so fucking much like Chop Top from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2:

Spoiler: It's uncanny

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/mobed-2-png.116018/

2edgy4me

So wait worshipping Satan is OK but they draw the line at diddling kids, you dont get to worship evil and then take a moral high ground ...on anything.

Satanism is more of a jab at Christianity than anything. Most Satanists are perfectly OK with being decent dudes. We veer into lolcow and edgelord territory once they skip the whole "jab at Christians" part and go full idiot about worshipping evil.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Is it just me, or does he look like literally every Satanist ever?
Like, they all have that exact look, down to the thousand yard derp stare.

 

[AA 102]

We? So your "religion " is just a jab at another religion ..must be very fulfilling for you.

lol calm down and don't veer off topic

EDIT: Mods deleted the comment I was quoting.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

We? So your "religion " is just a jab at another religion ..must be very fulfilling for you.

Where did I said I follow satanism ? I used "we" as a general pronoun.

Is it just me, or does he look like literally every Satanist ever?
Like, they all have that exact look, down to the thousand yard derp stare.

Non-ironic satanism is almost a sub-branch of neckbeardism, so yeah, you've seen one, you almost saw them all.

 

[l2l4l]

His house is pretty "satanic".

 

[Absinthe]

His house is pretty "satanic".

The well is where he hides his $10 katanas and Marylin Manson CDs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

His house is pretty "satanic".

Behold the north American ginger neck bearded satanist in his native environment. Note the socks and sandals.

 

[Petronella]

From the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to the F150. Talk about a downgrade.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Clutching a Burger King bag, of course.

Also, two identical beat-up Chevrolet crew-cab pickups and a ramp trailer with what appaers to be a John Deere mower...does he run a landscaping business?

Lucifer's Lawns and Gardens?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

His house is pretty "satanic".

To be fair, he'd have to live in a castle to justify this level of edgelordism.

 

[Chespirito]

Well, this guy looks likes a keeper... am I right, ladies?

Here's our favorite Satanic black belt in action, informing us of how he's going to send Mary to hell using a yantra somehow? Naturally, he sounds like every autistic neckbeard on the planet.

http://archive.is/kNdmE

This retard is like, the special Christmas gift of all 3edgy spreg-lords I've ever seen in a long while.

I need moar.

 

[l2l4l]

Also, two identical beat-up Chevrolet crew-cab pickups and a ramp trailer with what appaers to be a John Deere mower...does he run a landscaping business?

Pretty sure the white pickups belong to his neighbor while he and his wife own the dented car and the one in front of it.

 

[Malt Liquor]

His house is pretty "satanic".

This pic screams "White trash" from every pixel

It's like this guy is trying to beat the record of being a tryhard edgy loser,and He's winning

 

[VJ 120]

His house is pretty "satanic".

They just HAD to go out to see the Google Earth truck.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

He now runs another organization as Dastur Adam Daniels of the "Church of Ahriman"

Oh yes, those devil-worshipping Zoroastrians. Seems legit.

I don't know why tryhard self-proclaimed Satanists always have to latch on to other faiths. After all, Satan worship is already latching on to the most popular one. It reminds me of those emogoths back in high school who would invoke Cthulhu mythos creatures and the Ring of Solomon in their pseudowicca flavor of Satanism.

People angry about being raised Christian turn out to either be the worst Atheists or the worst Satanists, it seems.

 

[DZ 305]

I went and pulled up his book Ahrimani Enlightenment on Amazon. The book's table of contents is listed in pretty standard form...then near the end he acts like a sped and writes one chaper as HELL. The text of the book itself is unremarkable but for the fact the chapter headings are written the ultimate pretentious font: Papyrus. Just to take the icing on the cake, I read the back cover of it and I think I found a replacement to gutting a man like a salmon.

Adam Daniels holds a sixth degree black belt ( ) in aikido and a black belt in judo. After kiling an assailant in self-defense, Dastur discovered he could find little solace in the religions and spiritual systems he could find. A critical statement in a Satanic Bible, however, enabled him to turn his life around, and he has never looked back, even finally finding a way to fuse Satanism with Eastern spirituality

I only wish I had a smiley that was yuger

I would also like to remind you that he got exposed by a man who is appearently important enough to have a Wikipedia article and yet his only book I could find is titled "the Satanic Cleargy Manual"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Derrick_Hale

 

[Absinthe]

Here's our favorite Satanic black belt in action, informing us of how he's going to send Mary to hell using a yantra somehow? Naturally, he sounds like every autistic neckbeard on the planet.

http://archive.is/kNdmE

 

[DZ 305]

Here's our favorite Satanic black belt in action, informing us of how he's going to send Mary to hell using a yantra somehow? Naturally, he sounds like every autistic neckbeard on the planet.

http://archive.is/kNdmE

Remember the ass pain people had when that preacher was going to BBQ the Qur'an... do you guys think someone is tipping off our friends in the religion of peace?

 

[AA 102]

Here's our favorite Satanic black belt in action, informing us of how he's going to send Mary to hell using a yantra somehow? Naturally, he sounds like every autistic neckbeard on the planet.

http://archive.is/kNdmE

...one of the things about the pentagonal mirror gate is obviously like in the middle of a star you have the pentagon. The reason that this is, uh, such a powerful thing to use is because you have such a vast amount of infinity reflections into all the different mirrors constantly reflecting into one another.

What the hell did I just listen to?

 

[The Dude]

They're Juggalos. Of COURSE they're Juggalos. I never thought I'd ever see anyone so pathetic and retarded that the Juggalos are too good for them to associated with, yet here is a whole group of such retards. I never thought I would ever feel bad for Juggalos...