💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 95 15.4%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 48 7.8%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 72 11.7%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 85 13.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 5.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 284 46.1%
  • Total voters
    616
So, he dumped his girlfriend and proclaimed on Twitter how toxic she is. Now, at the ripe age of 27, he's talking about moving out of his mom's house, since she- *gasp*- has him go to church. His roommate search, also known as "How I Found a Sucker to Bankroll Me", has begun by asking if anyone needs a roommate. Yeah, nothing about location, prospects or anything, just somewhere for him to park his pasty inept ass.
 
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I made an account here because I would like to see more development with this, and I want to encourage anyone who has more of his misdeeds (because there are more of course, there always are) to come forward. Of course I knew of this clown from the 'i would really prefer if you would be quiet' scandal, but typically, that is truly just a unfortunate mishap that could happen to anyone that is socially awkward. But no, this is a much too deep rabbit hole. Someone on that reddit AMA said something along the lines of "Chibi, you really aren't that bad, you get a bad rap". And they have NO idea. NO idea at all. He is a truly terrible person, and he deserves what he gets. Chibi, since you still continue to lurk here, I want you to know that you really should just drop the internet and surf anonymously for the next 5 to 10 years. You've gone from one social network to the next, Discord, Youtube, Facebook, Twitch, spreading your autism and cancer for seemingly no reason, being an annoying cunt for pretty much life. The internet is doing you no favors, especially since you pretend not to care so hard about what others think. You need to drop the internet almost as bad as Chris chan did.

I have heard the white knights on his YT talking about how "Oh he moved back with his mom at 25 to cope with his mom's death" yet he's never said this??? Where did this copypasta come from? So many questions. Regardless of my advice to chibi that has already been mentioned, making a fool out of yourself is fun to watch. I want to see what happens next.

TL;DR: "Fuck, even his penis is autistic."

Super Collie said:
Speedrunner Apollo Legend recently made a video about speedrunners who were caught cheating. Chibi's Paper Mario speedrun controversy was featured in it:

(Skip to 10:32 if the timecode in the URL didn't get embedded right.)
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Sorry for the double post, but if anyone is interested in learning about this Sperg culture, Apollo Legend's channel is a great place to start. He explains clips and speedrunning terms very well, and is one of the few people in the community with a coherent understanding of how to make videos. Not to mention he actually speaks in a way that is possible to understand for normal people. A lot of them have accents or post clips with no context or heavy accents. Or just autism. Figures
 
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Zhoban said:
So, he dumped his girlfriend and proclaimed on Twitter how toxic she is. Now, at the ripe age of 27, he's talking about moving out of his mom's house, since she- *gasp*- has him go to church. His roommate search, also known as "How I Found a Sucker to Bankroll Me", has begun by asking if anyone needs a roommate. Yeah, nothing about location, prospects or anything, just somewhere for him to park his pasty inept ass.
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The relationship drama for anyone else who is curious.

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Edit: his gf (cause they are gonna get back together) reaction
 

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/971853624497274880

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Just gonna com right out and say it.

I dont care what happens to me anymore.

Over the past few days I haven't been streaming or really doing much of anything really. And I've been covering it up by coming up with excuses as to why I am not streaming... but I've been faced with one very certain truth. I hate myself. I have always hated myself. And anything I've tried to do, whether it was making friends or trying to network or even trying to balance out my personal life. All of it has been a miserable failure. And I really just...don't care anymore. In fact, just earlier today, I actually tried to drown myself in our jacuzzi. I would have actually succeeded too if my brother hadn't interfered. So now here I am, typing this out. I'm not entirely sure what to say here. It will be taken the same way by people. And maybe some might actually say "You need help". I've seen counselors my whole life. I've taken meds my whole life. And it's done little to nothing to actually improve my life. Any "changes" I make or "attempts to better myself" result in me doing something to piss people off. So yeah. I....really just don't care anymore. Say what you will about me, say whatever you want. It's only a matter of time until you never see my face again.
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Whitesnake said:
He's probably lying for attention, but honestly it's funnier to believe he actually did this.

He half-assed everything in his life, makes sense he'd half-ass a suicide attempt.
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LyR said:
Reminder he tried to kill himself by taking a shot of laundry detergent and then strangling himself with his own hands.
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