Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Low IQ Doctor]

Chibi always wins in the end.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I've never been more convinced that every single person who works in the telecommunications industry is certifiably retarded.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

This thread is dead without people speculating on living in Japan and what happens next.

I can agree. I might not always read them all (because some of them do get a bit spergy) but it's all part of the chibi cycle. It's just been a bit of a drought lately. With the chibi Japan arc incoming, I hope we can all look back on them and find the best posts.

To be fair anyone else would've run away after the first fuck up, but he managed to deliver despite everything. And that's worth something.

This will all go down as one of my favorite moments on the farm. Pure gold. It made me have some good laughs [REDACTED] (@scotchtape772572 )

Edit to say that scotchtape handled it well and joked about it along the way. You still are making me laugh over the whole thing lol

 

[Whaler]

"I want to live around my local friends so I don't get depressed and lonely"
-guy that has spent 30 years crying about how depressed and lonely he is, in a country where he can actually communicate with literally anyone.


Maybe that's the main problem...he can communicate with them


Look for kids and anime statues, obviously

I still want to know who these "local friends" are. Not once during any of his trips to Japan did he post pictures of himself with anybody outside of Googly eyes and that Japanese girl. He's friendly enough with people to let him crash in their houses/apartments but not enough to take pictures with him?

 

[Oliver Onions]

I fear not the man who accidentally leaks his porn folder once, but I fear the man who does it twice and walks still a long us.
- Jackie Chan

"I don't care about your mockery. I've seen what makes you goon."
- Chibi

We need a new poll.

I suggest the question be 'How long will Chibi's Japan adventure last?' with the options:

• He's never coming back
• 1 year
• 6 months
• 1 month
• The job is a scam

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I want to nominate scotchtape for an honorary OpSec Fail Julay because this is one of the funniest fuck-ups I've ever seen on the site, but he's done us a solid here and I would personally honor his request for privacy. (Stop gooning to mid Angloid whores though, that's not on.)

Finally, as it was lost in the maelstrom of celebration and accidental OF drops I'd just like to point out Chibi Troon Arc enthusiasts vindicated!

 

[moocow]

Holy shit finally someone said it, I really don't give a fuck about Japan and how he'd do there as a foreigner and people's knowledge about living in Japan as a foreigner. It's not some mythical, untouchable land, it's just a foreign country, of course Chibi is going to not do well there. It's the same as anywhere else.

That's all well and good, but to really reinforce that point I'd first like to briefly discuss the nuances of life in Japan vis-a-vis speedrunning and mobile phone sales...

Sorry lad, I couldn't resist.

 

[You're MDNWU]

I've never been more convinced that every single person who works in the telecommunications industry is certifiably retarded.

For the most part, it's true. Call centers are considered to be the worst part of telecom. Most have to be borderline retarded (or homeless) in some cases to survive working at one, hence why the vast majority are blacks.

 

[McSneaks]

He's friendly enough with people to let him crash in their houses/apartments but not enough to take pictures with?

To be honest this part is almost believable, would YOU want proof of being near chibi?

Not that I believe he has friends lol but still

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's friendly enough with people to let him crash in their houses/apartments but not enough to take pictures with him?

That's the part that is raising red flags here. Couch surfing isn't a Japanese thing and most Japanese apartments are tiny so if he expect some friend to say, "sure you can stay with me for a few weeks" I think he's going to be surprised when they politely say. "no".

Then he's going to try to sweeten the deal by offering to make them takoyaki every day and they'll just close the door in his face.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I need your guy's best chibis, heres mine for now a story in two pictures lol

 

[nayeon]

you have to be fairly skilled with your hands to make takoyaki, chibi does not have the dexterity in his sausage fingers to make those soggy tentacle balls. he is literally a failed speedrunner

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

you have to be fairly skilled with your hands to make takoyaki, chibi does not have the dexterity in his sausage fingers to make those soggy tentacle balls. he is literally a failed speedrunner

Wrong again, child. Chibi is actually a very well-known and highly respected takoyaki salesman with expertise rivaling that of even the squintiest yellow rice munchers. His mother probably loved his world-class takoyaki.

Enjoy takoyaki, stalker.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

you have to be fairly skilled with your hands to make takoyaki, chibi does not have the dexterity in his sausage fingers to make those soggy tentacle balls. he is literally a failed speedrunner

You really don't, all you have to do is pour the batter in a dome-shaped pan, add the fillings, then just keep turning it over. Although, he did spend five hours making just one plate of it, though.

There is no context, he made a sale and that's just how he decided to celebrate it

Fucking Christ above. He doesn't even use that phrase right either, he's just being a weeb there lmao

 

[CEO of Autism]

A Takoyaki stand by Chibi would never pass sanitary inspections

 

[winterfag]

His mother probably loved his world-class takoyaki.

Chibi confirmed that he made takoyaki for her.... For thanksgiving

 

[Whaler]

Fucking Christ above. He doesn't even use that phrase right either, he's just being a weeb there lmao

I thought about sending that picture to my Japanese friends and decided that I wouldn't risk causing any strokes out of anger. It'll be great when he's in Japan and just starts throwing that around for no reason and people look at him like he's retarded.

 

[schwrz]

I still want to know who these "local friends" are. Not once during any of his trips to Japan did he post pictures of himself with anybody outside of Googly eyes and that Japanese girl. He's friendly enough with people to let him crash in their houses/apartments but not enough to take pictures with him?

I wouldn't be surprised if the "local friends" are just other weeb expats he found online, hence why they all live in Tokyo. God forbid you live in any other city away from the weeb Mecca of Akihabara.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Chibi sucks at a kids game.

 

[HackerX]

But in all seriousness the last few pages of this thread have been the funniest shit to come out of it in years and sadly funnier than most things Chibi has done in a similar amount of time.

It reminds me of that one user who joked about attending Aella Martin's gangbang and immediately regretted it.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Since the text message archives contain direct text messages to Chibi, and we all know he loves this thread, what are the chances he signs up and owns scotchtape?

I am still crying over the fact that the fucker literally sent him the AGDQ clip as a response. God damn. I have a headache from laughing so much

Im kinda really disappointed he sent the video instead of just randomly dropping quotes mid convo. Imagine.

>I would really prefer you to be quiet
>So confirmed Adam is Santa's #1 helper
>I really like that jump! (In sales)
>Put on your fast pants


really, the list could go on.