Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[BiggerChungus]

I'm so glad I have a dad who taught me how to shave.

On one hand I feel kinda bad that he probably wouldn't be nearly as stunted if he hadn't lost his dad so early on, but on the other hand that was something like 20 years ago and by now a grown man should know how to shave regardless.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

On a side note:
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This is in response to a tweet where chibi said people deadnaming a tranny is one of the worst crimes a human can commit. The retarded girl he simps the hardest to (and probably gives the most money to) told him a cis man using the term deadnaming is equivalent to a white person saying nigger. In true chibi fashion, instead of telling this stupid bitch to shut the fuck up, he folds like a fucking pussy

I should've archived that tweet, but wasn't he being more general and saying something like "if someone no longer goes by a certain name" and "if you want to know what to call someone, look at the name on the screen"? It sounded like he was talking about calling someone by an old username if they have changed it and saying it was "dead naming", which of course is appropriating troon culture hence the reply. This leads me to suspect that Chibi Aquana thinks of "Chibi" as his "dead name" and was getting salty about being called that. How much longer until "Adam" is also a dead name to him?

Also to the epic frank hassle trolls who clearly read the thread (pic related): you're going to chase chibi away from the internet again and then we'll have another month long content drought with no fun for anyone.

Spoiler: Weenery

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1421197625215361036

Aquana on Twitter: "Hey friends that are ADHD or forgetful! I’ve got …

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1420984341178552322

Aquana on Twitter: "We did a pretty good FM derust tonight, despite g…

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1420907729397370887

Aquana on Twitter: "saving egypt https://t.co/yGhkDbsze9 Come on by <…

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As for the question of where he obtained the ceiling fan, obviously his mom got it for him.

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1420865551967084544

Aquana on Twitter: "So that ceiling fan Ive been trying to install tu…

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And finally the latest Chibi™ SIMP Moment: he becomes a man by learning to feign interest in new age crap to fuck hippy/"witch" girls (or poorly attempt to).

Spoiler: Image

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1421199455898984448

Aquana on Twitter: "I’d like to order something from you, personally.…

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[Fartin 'n Pooin]

I should've archived that tweet, but wasn't he being more general and saying something like "if someone no longer goes by a certain name" and "if you want to know what to call someone, look at the name on the screen"? It sounded like he was talking about calling someone by an old username if they have changed it and saying it was "dead naming", which of course is appropriating troon culture hence the reply. This leads me to suspect that Chibi Aquana thinks of "Chibi" as his "dead name" and was getting salty about being called that. How much longer until "Adam" is also a dead name to him?

He mentioned the the part about the username too, but the first part of the tweet was about calling a tranny by their pretransition name

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This leads me to suspect that Chibi Aquana thinks of "Chibi" as his "dead name" and was getting salty about being called that. How much longer until "Adam" is also a dead name to him?

Can confirm.
If you go into his Twitch chat and call him Chibi he will become very upset.
I did this completely unaware that 'Aquana' is a REPLACEMENT name, not an ALTERNATIVE name.
Adam is slowly but surely following in the footsteps of troons, only a matter of time.

 

[Bender]

Last night he also went on a rant about alcohol, stating that it is not possible to drink for fun and it is only used to repress emotion

I think he alienated the entirety of Ireland and Scotland by saying that. Fun fact: In Scotland they hook you up to an ethanol/saline IV infusion in hospitals, rather than just saline.

On one hand I feel kinda bad that he probably wouldn't be nearly as stunted if he hadn't lost his dad so early on, but on the other hand that was something like 20 years ago and by now a grown man should know how to shave regardless.

I've only cut myself shaving like twice, once when I was learning and again when I randomly sneezed with no warning. Chibi must've been headbutting that razor or something to mess his forehead up so much. 5 seconds on Google tells you not to apply pressure, and if it feels like the razor's snagging hairs it's time to switch to a new blade/cartridge.

 

[CosmoWrong]

Last night he also went on a rant about alcohol, stating that it is not possible to drink for fun and it is only used to repress emotion, went on an inspirational rant about life quoting none other than the pokemon mewtwo, and also got told to stop by one of his viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2mgY84AkQ

This, coming from the guy that tries to get drunk basically every GDQ. That's pretty rich.

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

This, coming from the guy that tries to get drunk basically every GDQ. That's pretty rich.

Pretty sure he does that to cope with the fact he cant socialize so yeah. If anything, it demonstrates that he can't think about the motives of another person or think in someone elses shoes.

 

[Contravoxai]

Cheebs is gonna make one helluva troon.

Spoiler: UwU

 

[valence]

Check out one of Chibi's amazing new t-shirts that he bought, followed it up by saying he also got a few Pokemon shirts coming his way too. So yeah, he still does not want to dress like a normal person his age. Also said he's going on a vacation soon and will try to stream his trip to Universal Orlando Resort. Can't wait for his meltdown when he realizes there's too many kids at a theme park or if the weather is shit.

Can't believe I'm saying this but Chibi looks loads better without that fucking goat-beard disaster on his goddamn face. Christ

Cheebs is gonna make one helluva troon.

Spoiler: UwU

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Good lord, that semblance is uncanny tranny valley, I can't imagine getting much closer. At least we've got a sneak-peak to what's coming. Hurry the fuck up and transition, Aquana. see I'll even use your new troon name

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Chibi really is that kid who's always behind on fads. By the time he troons out the next stupid thing will have already taken off.

 

[WalterSDempsey]

This fucker lives in the next county over if Passport Pizza (and Friends) tried to deliver pizza to his house. That pizza chain is only in Macomb County, MI, north of Detroit.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

This fucker lives in the next county over if Passprt Pizza (and Friends) tried to deliver pizza to his house. That pizza chain is only in Macomb County, MI, north of Detroit.

Yeah, he's publicly listed himself as being from Macomb County. I do believe he lives in a different, nearby one these days but I can't recall where I saw that. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

His facebook says "Stirling Heights" which may have been what confused me.

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Chibi has learned nothing from the Osakacon incident and continues to be unable to keep a secret.

@Vuzz did you catch the sneak peek?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

This is in response to a tweet where chibi said people deadnaming a tranny is one of the worst crimes a human can commit

I am surprised I didn't see him among all those screenshots of "yes, Chris-chan raped his elderly mother, but that's not the reason to use wrong pronouns".

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I am surprised I didn't see him among all those screenshots of "yes, Chris-chan raped his elderly mother, but that's not the reason to use wrong pronouns".

True, he's so much of a wagon rider he might as well be a wheel.

 

[Daym Drops]

Did anybody catch any clips from the stream regarding his interactions with Frank? I'm not seeing much on Frank's Twitter about how it started and I'm curious.

Frank has always interacted with chibi

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[Fartin 'n Pooin]

So i watched the vod for this stream, and he showed off some shitty video that he edited for some autist about speedrunning yugioh. He bragged for like 10 minutes about how hes never used the editing program before, and he taught himeslf how to use it by watching youtube tutorials. Please fucking tell me this is the new job he was talking about. He made it out to be this huge deal for him, and someone asked how much he was being paid, and he said he couldnt fucking remember what the guy told him.

The rest of the stream was him having technical issues trying to get the game started, and then just looking absolutely fucking miserable while he was playing it.

 

[African Penis Cream]

Cheebs is gonna make one helluva troon.

Spoiler: UwU

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God it's horrifying how accurate this post will probably be

 

[Contravoxai]

A highlight from Chibi's latest stream. To give context to the clip, Chibi is playing Wind Waker with crowd control and one of his cronies, EpicPikachu567 (the fucking wet noodle he is), gives Chibi 3 quarters of a heart. Then this nigga swoops in to rectify the situation. God bless.

 

[Rootbeer]

The Youtuber he's editing for is EZScape (makes top 10 and more fucking video essays about speedrunning), these get anywhere from a few hundred thousand to a million views.
In this stream Chibi says that he thinks the deal was $100 + 50% of whatever the video makes, but doesn't remember.
Sounds pretty good right? Well, I'm going to assume the footage Chibi is editing (basically let's play footage of a YuGiOh game) are getting uploaded to EZScape's secondary channel of like stream highlights.

These get significantly less views, averaging about the 20k range. Kinda seems like Chibi's getting scammed. If this is the lucrative job Chibi has lined up though this is a pretty major fuckup for a man who has property to pay for now (the date does line up perfectly from when he said he would start his new job, August 1st).

I still don't believe corporate would move him up (the man bitches about having a few customers on July 4th, doesn't scream superstar worker to me) and the fact that there was so much argument about the start and end dates of the jobs. Why would there be such issue if he was working for the same corporation? This is just my schizo theory though.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

The Youtuber he's editing for is EZScape (makes top 10 and more fucking video essays about speedrunning), these get anywhere from a few hundred thousand to a million views.
In this stream Chibi says that he thinks the deal was $100 + 50% of whatever the video makes, but doesn't remember.
Sounds pretty good right? Well, I'm going to assume the footage Chibi is editing (basically let's play footage of a YuGiOh game) are getting uploaded to EZScape's secondary channel of like stream highlights.

These get significantly less views, averaging about the 20k range. Kinda seems like Chibi's getting scammed. If this is the lucrative job Chibi has lined up though this is a pretty major fuckup for a man who has property to pay for now (the date does line up perfectly from when he said he would start his new job, August 1st).

I still don't believe corporate would move him up (the man bitches about having a few customers on July 4th, doesn't scream superstar worker to me) and the fact that there was so much argument about the start and end dates of the jobs. Why would there be such issue if he was working for the same corporation? This is just my schizo theory though.

Holy shit, has chibi quit his job for fucking youtube editing?
He did mention that his new job is "salary" though, so either it's a coincidence, chibi has signed some kind of contract, or he has no idea what "salary" means. First and third options being most likely imo.