Wow... A video for ADD sufferers!
Amberlynn says she has been ignoring the question "are you doing Vlogmas?" (I must be out of the loop; I thought she was ignoring "how much do you weigh?")
However, we are mostly up to date... Nov. 30th, and she is pledging daily uploads. The last 11 days never happened.
Amberlynn is obsessed with Trisha Paytas, she admits... She says her only content during Vlogmas will be talking to her housemates, going to Walmart, and eating...
Amberlynn says her anthem is "Creep" by Radiohead.
Amberlynn then cuts ahead a few hours and admits "nothing happened today". She took a nap for most of the day because she is "really tired"
Then we get to the point: she wanted to rant.
She got an email with a screenshot of her teeth, which made her "so confused" She has always taken pride in her teeth, even though she is missing one and has several chipped teeth due to snakebites. She cautions against getting snakebites (and for once, I am in agreement: snakebites are disgusting) She thinks it is weird anyone cares "so hardcore"
Meanwhile, she is having awful cramps all week. She's taking ibuprofen daily for it, and Becky has been an angel. She claims that she never had cramps before (what about the time she stood in the shower, cramped and bleeding? That was such a pivitol moment when it happened, and yet, she seems to have forgotten it completely)
She spend a whole huge amount of money on a mountain of Lego. She proudly shows off some exceptional, minimum-effort lego creations (a truck, a boat, a carrot store) they have already made. One is either a "popsicle" or a "gay pride tree" She reiterates that she spent a lot on the Lego (several times, in fact)
Now she says Vlogmas will be really interesting (she told us it would be really boring earlier) "Vlogmas is so exciting y'all" she says boredly and out of breath. "But really stressful"
She then gets busy sorting shopping bags. She tells is she watched some Lindsay Lohan vehicle for the fourth time... And then she tells us she "done did buy" a lot of shopping bags after Xmas last year.
She then asks her roommates what to vlog.
Then, she goes on about reaction videos and how inaccurate but funny they are. She is offended a reaction video skipped through her Bed and Bath haul and wanted to focus on her weight gain stuff. She thinks it is "so crazy", and says that if you are going to watch her videos, you should "enjoy everything I say". She calls it mind-boggling that people would skip the boring stuff.
She sent her mom Christmas gifts, and mom was so happy...
She continues to show off shopping bags, getting really excited about some of them.
She then gets back to "hate" She is annoyed that people say she should edit out asides she makes to her roommates. She is vlogging her life. Eric spergs on and on about how people should accept she is vlogging her life. Amberlynn says her videos are like those of Trisha Paytas.
She brags about how she gives her friends more than just one gift.
A very FAT Becky makes an appearance, looking so fat she can barely speak. She pats down her greasy hair and says her hair isn't brushed... Amberlynn reminds her about telling her at Pride that fat people look bad with short hair, and praises her for growing her hair out. "You look beautiful no matter what" Amberlynn tells her. Becky is noticeably out of breath.
Becky says today is not a typical day because they are just chillin' Then, a quick shot of a cat in a beanbag.
Finally, Amberlynn tells us she's busy watching YouTube, and expects to spend much of her time watching YouTube this month. Breathlessly, she tells us Day One is now complete...
Well, if she keeps her word, there ought to be a lot of fodder for haytur videos. However, she is noticeably silent about anything regarding her weight...
