Horrorcow Adele and Matt Allen / The Unconventional Parent - 'Off Grid Parents', appeared on This Morning for attention, backfired on them wonderfully.

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The last time you see these people they're arguing with TSA agents about something.

And out come the rubber gloves, because it's bend and spread time for Adele and Matt.

Note that in this post, Adele also admits to not using birth control.:(

Here we go again. I can only hope that their vegan diet contains insufficient protein for her to be fertile. She does look rather emaciated.

The only conspiracy about autism and vaccines was created by a researcher who wanted a competing vaccine out of the way so his patent could make him money.

EDIT: Not entirely so; his conflict of interest was because he was retained as an expert by a load of legally aided law firms handling clinical negligence cases who wanted to cash-pinata the NHS and/or pharmaceutical companies.
 
And out come the rubber gloves, because it's bend and spread time for Adele and Matt.



Here we go again. I can only hope that their vegan diet contains insufficient protein for her to be fertile. She does look rather emaciated.

Probably why Adele has short hair now too. It went all stringy like Fit Vegan Ginger's did.
 
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Think of it in the form of Darwinism. By allowing their little crotchgoblins to die off young, they are keeping the gene pool clean of their stupidity.

The sad part though, is that by not vaccinating their kids they also put other people's health at risk. "Herd immunity" only goes so far and younger kids or even adults who are immune compromised could catch all the nasties that vaccines are meant to protect from, all because these smug assholes think their little darlings' relatively tiny chance of getting the 'tism far trumps the health and safety of the general public.
 
Risk your children's health by not vaccinating them, ruin their lives and stunting their social development by raising them like feral children. How is that not child abuse? From what I understand about feral children, since they missed that window in their first 5 years when they pick up languages and important social skills, they are unable to function as normal human beings for the rest of their lives.

I can't help but to think of Ashya King and Charlie Gard. The UK government thought it was right to stop their parents from going overseas to seek treatment for them presumably because further treatment is pointless and would cause the child unnecessary pain. Ashya King was lucky and got the treatment he needed. Charlie Gard didn't and died before his 2nd birthday. Since the state likes to intervene in parental decisions so much, why doesn't it do so in this case? I would argue it is less morally ambiguous than the Ashya King and Charlie Gard cases and it is very apparent that these "Off Grid" parents are harming their children!
 
It's really worth reading Matt Allen's yoga blog entry re breastfeeding. It's fucking nuts:-



"I'm a healthy red-blooded male, guys, seriously! But I've grown up now, of course."



"Now I'm a serious feminist with concerns about sexualising women!"



What the actual fuck?



"See the smoky virtue signals ascend from my campfire! Please like me, ladies!"



"In conclusion - NORKS, BOOBIES, BIG MILKY KNOCKERS! Whoops, did that slip out? Sorry."
Interesting fact: breasts are actually very poorly adapted for breastfeeding - the shape risks smothering the infant. In other higher primates, evolution has favoured a flatter breast with a longer nipple - there's no sexual connotation to them. Rather, it's exclusively the buttocks that get a male chimp going. The theory goes that the reason humans developed rounder breasts is because we're entirely bipedal, so it's much harder to see each other's backsides, and large breasts have basically evolved to trigger the same reaction in human males that large buttocks do in other apes.

So in other words, it is perfectly natural to find boobies sexy.
 
where she want to be like a proud shimpanzee, has she put it herself :
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in fact, she also say that at only 6 days old Ulysses was more responsible than her and did the fucking job himself :
"After six days of healing and bonding, we woke up one morning to find our baby Ulysses had gripped hold of the cord and detached it by himself, leaving a neat and healthy-looking belly button."

Daily Mail article said:
This took several days, requiring Adele to carry it around in a cool bag, before they could symbolically throw it off the end of Brighton Pier to be consumed by the ‘healing’ sea.

Imagine going for a paddle one day, feeling what you initially assume to be seaweed wrapping around your leg but instead it's a rotting umbilical cord with a placenta attached.
 
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As anyone who makes and uses their own compost will tell you, the hard part is trying to stop tomatoes and chillies from growing. In less than a week after spreading that lovely, faithfully tended compost over your delicate annual flower seedlings, you'll be picking out newly germinated tomato and chilli plants and cursing yourself for not sorting out your kitchen scraps. The tomatoes and chillies may well be poor quality and not all that edible, but along with zucchini, they're the energiser bunnies of the house garden.

If he's still struggling to get them going, either he's planted varieties that are completely incompatible with the conditions in the garden, or he's stupid enough to not even pick the caterpillars off of the leaves.





Unschoolers invariably think that 'primitive' tribes both extent and dead just let their children run around willi nilly, and the children learn at their own pace and will magically become fully educated and productive members of their tribe. To say that unschoolers are incorrect is like saying that the oceans are a bit wet. In subsistence communities children work bloody hard, often harder than a full adult in a first world country. Certainly they're allowed to play, but as soon as they begin walking they begin learning, because it's quite literally life or death for the entire tribe. If unschoolers were Eskimos they'd end up being pitched headfirst into a breathing hole in the ice.



Pretty much. If a delinquent orange tree is dropping fruit all over the footpath then by all means go snavel them, but if it's a plant that needs to have its fruit physically pulled off, that's just bullshit. In the part of NSW I grew up in, stealing geranium cuttings from other people's front yards was almost a regional sport, with all rules firmly set: you only take one cutting, you never take from a small plant, and you only take from plants that are growing through the fence. Entering into someone's yard was an instant disqualification. But there's a huge difference between knocking off of a small piece of a plant that's the masochistic of the garden world, and stealing food. And even if the owner doesn't give a shit about what you take, you still have to pay at least a token amount of attention to any possibilities that there may be something physically wrong with what you take. There could be pathogens, there could be the residue of the Agent Orange that the elderly gardener refused to turn over to the regulatory organisation because it's the best pesticide that's ever been made. And after all that, I've no doubt whatsoever that Matt isn't a member of the geranium stealing sports club. He's absolutely the type who'd jump the fence because the owner obviously doesn't need all of those fruits and vegetables for themselves, so it's okay to just take what he wants.
He, or should I say they, are also the type that think you can live on fruit and nuts alone.
 
The thing that's always fascinated me about Anti Vaxxers is that they don't seem to realize that actually even if vaccines and modern medicine DO cause Autism, 1 in 68 children being affected is better than the 1 in 10 infant mortality rate we had 100 years ago before vaccines and modern medicine were a thing.

These people are always really, really, really bad at math. Always.

You also cannot convince them that the OMGEPIDEMIC of autism totally coincides with a completely unremarked upon decline in the rate of generic diagnoses of mental retardation. Basically, we've relabeled it, and we've included what used to be called "eccentrics." There isn't an epidemic. Math is just really hard, apparently.

I bet if you told them all that the "regressive" autism is actually fairies swapping out babies for changelings, they would take that at face-value as the gospel truth, known by the ancient wisdom of the Celts, suppressed by the CDC, because THEY don't want you to know, and not as, just maybe, evidence that "regressive" autism is older than vaccination.
 
You also cannot convince them that the OMGEPIDEMIC of autism totally coincides with a completely unremarked upon decline in the rate of generic diagnoses of mental exceptionalism.

Moreover, there's more awareness of autism in society nowadays and suchlike including in the medical profession.

It's the same factors that mean that cancer is more widespread in society nowadays. It's not because of CHEMIKILLS in food or the environment or mobile phone masts, it's because people who would otherwise have died of heart attacks or strokes are more likely to survive them now.

Imagine going for a paddle one day, feeling what you initially assume to be seaweed wrapping around your leg but instead it's a rotting umbilical cord with a placenta attached.

This is Brighton. I dare say there's more than one potpourri-decorated afterbirth floating about.
 
From what I understand about feral children, since they missed that window in their first 5 years when they pick up languages and important social skills, they are unable to function as normal human beings for the rest of their lives.
Yep, and they don't even need to be among the animals, having really fucked up parents is enough.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
 
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Don't kids have to go to school in the UK? Or are they just gonna BS homeschool it. Isn't homeschooling standardized in some way?
As far as I know, it has always been legal here to educate your kids at home instead of sending them to school. The legislation says that parents are obliged to provide children with efficient full-time education suitable to their age, aptitude and ability "either by regular attendance at school or otherwise."

The best-known home-schooling charity, Education Otherwise, took its name from that phrase - https://educationotherwise.org/index.php
According to their site, local councils are supposed to assess whether you are providing a suitable standard of education if you take the home schooling route, so the Allens should have some sort of inspector coming round every so often. Honestly, though, it doesn't sound like it's a top priority in local government, so they might get away with a lot.
 
As a gardener, stealing other people's hard-growned crops makes me seethe, especially since 90% of people who grow vegetables would be willing to share their harvest for free.

Anyone with a zucchini or tomato plant knows that you can't eat your harvest by yourself.
You can pretty much get into growing vegetables of all types for free just by asking an heirloom gardener for a few seeds. From there you share seeds with others and then return the favor when you run into something new. Most of the time you end up with enough seeds to get you through the inevitable collapse of society when everyone else has to resort to cannibalism and assorted other tinfoilism.

They all want to get more variety out there because it helps with insect and disease control.
 
As far as I know, it has always been legal here to educate your kids at home instead of sending them to school. The legislation says that parents are obliged to provide children with efficient full-time education suitable to their age, aptitude and ability "either by regular attendance at school or otherwise."

The best-known home-schooling charity, Education Otherwise, took its name from that phrase - https://educationotherwise.org/index.php
According to their site, local councils are supposed to assess whether you are providing a suitable standard of education if you take the home schooling route, so the Allens should have some sort of inspector coming round every so often. Honestly, though, it doesn't sound like it's a top priority in local government, so they might get away with a lot.

Brighton City Council is controlled by the Green Party. Their education policy can be found here. All the sperging about child centred learning and making them be self directed and being supporting rather than invasive on homeschooling. They aren't going to inspect this daft pair's homeschooling. They'd much rather fine people £50,000 for putting wrong trash in the wrong bags - which is routinely ignored by the residents and/or they put their trash in everyone else's bins anyhow.

Besides, if they started inspecting this pair's godawful crunchy granola piss-where-you-want homeschool, their voter base (the crunchy granola brigade) would screech them out of office.
 
The Pacific Northwest and Idaho are the 2 areas with the highest ammount of anti-vaxxers who opt of vaccinating their kids.

California is only one of three states that don't allow exemptions for vaccinations under religious or philosophical reasons.

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The rest of the country can opt of of vaccinating your kids for religious or philosophical reasons. However all states can opt out for medical reasons (such as a compromised immune system or allergy) but this is significantly less common than religious or philosophical reasons because you have to show to a doctor that your kid cannot take vaccines in fear of harming their health.

A series of bills have been put out to either make getting vaccine exemptions harder or easier over the years.

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Anti-vaxxers don't follow the left-right paradigm its more of a "science is scary and confusing!" kind of thing

Trying not to PL but as a person who medically isn't allowed to get some vaccines.....anti-vaxxers need to fuck right off. Unless THEY themselves have never been vaccinated, then how(not to even mention WHY) on earth could/would anyone make a child live so vulnerably. *sigh*(:_(:cryblood:
 
These parents watch their child nearly die from Scarlet Fever and sniff, "It's for his own good." How can you look down at the feverish form of your own child, know you could prevent needless organ damage, but go Nahhhh mate let's let those kidneys toast a little...

Anti Vaxxers are absolutely deranged. Deranged.
 
Trying not to PL but as a person who medically isn't allowed to get some vaccines.....anti-vaxxers need to fuck right off. Unless THEY themselves have never been vaccinated, then how(not to even mention WHY) on earth could/would anyone make a child live so vulnerably. *sigh*(:_(:cryblood:
Because the Allens were born in the 1980s, long after widespread immunisation programmes and easily available modern medicine had reduced the illnesses that had once killed or crippled children in their thousands to easily manageable annoyances. But rather than look at the world as was and think, "We've come a long way, baby," they thought, "Well, I don't see these killer diseases everyone keeps going on about, obviously it's scaremongering." Pure narrow-mindedness.

Sounds like the Green Party is worse then Jeremy Corbyn.
Oh, they are. They're pretty hot on the environmental stuff, not so much on literally everything else.
 
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