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This is 90% of the reason I came back since the update, I missed the arraignment!
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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This is 90% of the reason I came back since the update, I missed the arraignment!
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In order for the electric chair to work, there has to be a connection between the "helmet" to ground, using the human as the bridge. Failure to make sure this is as clean a connection as possible introduces resistance which gets...messy.
The problem is I do not believe the chair could actually work on Phil. He's such a mass of fat and stupidity coated in his own bodily grease that there is an actual non-zero chance he would explode.
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He never trooned out for reals. You could see his nutsack peeping out in his pathetic 'see! I really am a woman!' tuckjob pics. God those were funny, I wish I had kept them.
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From an entire sub forum to the cell.
Cradle meets grave.
Cradle meets grave.
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Does anyone have that video where a 
troll mailed him a potato and he tries and fails for like ten minutes to chop it up while looking intimidating?
That was one of the funniest old school lolcow videos.
troll mailed him a potato and he tries and fails for like ten minutes to chop it up while looking intimidating?That was one of the funniest old school lolcow videos.
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It's in the thread. Search potato stabbing video or some other description and you'll find it. What did he say in it "Have at you!"? That'll probably bring up the trail as well.Does anyone have that video where a
That was one of the funniest old school lolcow videos.
Autismobili Lamborghini
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The 2 retarded horse
I miss when the ED article was the sole source of information on his retardation.
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I always have this available.
Here is the video where Phil has a knife fight with an unarmed potato and LOSES. While screaming, retardedly, "HAVE AT ME!"
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It's like a pre-2020 Kiwi reunion in here
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Since I am not a criminal, I did not break the law and do this.
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It’s reminding me of lurking on and off in 2013-2014, and how different the whole vibe was. There’s a lot less gay sekrit club now, but on the other hand if there’s anything the last decade has taught us, some level of gatekeeping is based and now there’s too many retards spouting off.
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Geez, I can't believe something actually happened to/with Phil! I wonder if it was because it was my birthday yesterday? Phil getting in legal trouble was not on my 2024 bingo card.
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I'm seeing a lot of user names I haven't seen in a long while. I miss the old days
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Whoa the Portland police actually did their fucking job for once.
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I figured the chair because a drive by done by Gamergaters didn't work.
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Seamus, get the fertilizer. A white cis womxn is burning the Quran.
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He's really got a waft of John Wayne Gacey about him, the face on him.
It's taken me a couple years to zero in onto who he reminds me of but that few seconds at the start of that video clicked it all into place.
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Damn nibbaboos, I haven't thought about this guy in years!
Remember when he had a whole subforum? Those were the days.
Remember when he had a whole subforum? Those were the days.
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Anyone got the photo of him holding the sign saying "ALL MY HEROES KILLED COPS"? IIRC, he was holding it indoors and not at a protest where a police officer might actually see it.
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This is why I hate the Pacific Northwest.