"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Him and the rest of Antifa should be locked in the nigger rape dungeons for eternity.

 

[The Kommandant]

Him and the rest of Antifa should be locked in the nigger rape dungeons for eternity.

I agree.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Whoa the Portland police actually did their fucking job for once.

It’s Phil. Everyone in Portland hates Phil. The authorities in Portland can do whatever they want…as long as it’s to Phil.

The Portland police could George Floyd Phil tomorrow by kneeling on his neck flab and shoving a potato in his mouth and even the most militant of Portland’s ANTIFA wouldnt lift a finger over it.

 

[a hapless toad]

He's so famous that he's on the tankie cringe image twice.

I think it's actually three times, but for the life of me I can't find the damn thing.

To give the whippersnappers some context, when Phil/ADF/Ahuviya/Whatever first came onto the scene and became noticed by the nascent cow watchers like old cwckiforums, in the days when he was engaging in what even now is obnoxious and revolting troon/leftist/race larp behaviour.

• Gay Marriage was still the best part of a decade from becoming legal
• Effectively the entirety of the democratic party leadership including the clintons and obungo were openly and proudly anti gay marriage
• Dont Ask Dont Tell was still the law
• Donald Trump was doing some on stage act with the WWE
• White guys saying nigger on TV was somewhat tolerated
• Masses of normies had not yet found their way onto the wider internet thanks to smart phones and social media and the big bang theory
• Doug Walker's semenal masterpiece Kickassia had yet to be filmed
• Jimmy Savile was still diddling kids

In all that time he has not fundamentally changed whatsoever. He cosplayed different shit which he turned into ever newer identities, but he never became more extreme or more revolting because he was already exactly this fucking extremely revolting.

Nigga is an honest to god fucking Coelacanth.

That's being incredibly rude to poor @Coelacanth.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Identified from the quran burning a few months ago.

This is what he looks like for those new to him.

Antifa vs Muslims war not on my bingo card this year. But it should’ve been. I had a feeling Antifa will noticed Trump gotten more Muslim votes than Jewish votes sooner or later.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Remember when "Phil" always referred to this guy, no matter what thread on the site in which it was said, similar to how you can say "Chris" on any thread and people know who it is?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Fat, unhygienic, and head to toe in heavy black clothes on a 90*F day. I don't know if any of you have had to wear a gas mask for an extended period of time, but god damn does it get hot.

Someone said, "Imagine the smell," but to do that, you really have to understand how this outfit has turned his body into the equivalent of a closed dumpster behind a kebob shop in Kuwait.

I can't believe Phil made the front page.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember when "Phil" always referred to this guy, no matter what thread on the site in which it was said, similar to how you can say "Chris" on any thread and people know who it is?

Remember when he had his own subforum? He doesn't any more because his retardation became very slow and boring.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Remember when he had his own subforum? He doesn't any more because his retardation became very slow and boring.

Remember when he stuck ginger roots in his asshole?

 

[Elaine Benes]

Remember when he stuck ginger roots in his asshole?

F I G G I N

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder how this will go. I agree that he has zero chance of doing time. But will he bounce and squeak harder than ever at having actually committed a crime, or will this lead to his terrified total withdrawal from social media?

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

My other favorite picture of Phil that is now on twitter. Phil's cholo clown look.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

Is he still larping as a Latina Latinx woman?

 

[Drip Torch]

Remember when he stuck ginger roots in his asshole?

I 'member!
'member when spud got his dick chopped (supposedly) just to spite the Kiwifarms?

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I wonder how this will go. I agree that he has zero chance of doing time. But will he bounce and squeak harder than ever at having actually committed a crime, or will this lead to his terrified total withdrawal from social media?

I'm more optimistic. Maybe the real world brush with the law will force him back online.

Is he still larping as a Latina Latinx woman?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Remember when he got housing, only to let an alcoholic troll move in a convince him that they were both asexual and kicked him out of his own bedroom? Extra funny because the roommate is dead now.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

All the faked medical documents, and the fake drive-by shooting, the fake sexual assault at the red and black cafe, hippy Jesus saving Phil’s ass when he was determined to claim China would treat him like a human being and Stalin was a cuddly bear… Edit: the red star cut out of a blanket and sewn onto a black breed, and his hand-made Mao’s ‘little red book’ that was probably a blank notebook with red Christmas wrapping paper over it that Phil doodled MAO COMMUNISM YEAH stuff on. Ah, memories.

The kitchen scene gun superhero will always be my favourite, though. I can hear his mouth watching and fart noises every time.

Whatever happened to the lass with the fluffy boots who was tard wrangling Phil a year or so ago? Her of the post that he was ‘harmless and autistic’?

Wonder what the plod made of the fat screaming autist. Betting on Phil claiming they sexually assaulted/misgendered/racially abused/BDSM sexxxed him while he was under the police’s benevolent care?

 

[Brown Gollum]

I was introduced to this lovely fellow from this video:

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I know I'm late and gay but I'm stunned ADF is still alive

I thought he's get AIDS by now from his cheap ass tattoos or die from crotch rot for sure. The fact he's still alive and still doing the exact same thing a decade later is freakin awesome.

You go Phil, don't let passing of time or the oncoming future bother you in the least.

 

[W00K #17]

Is he still living in a storage unit?

What a life, ADF has always seemed like a happy, self fulfilled person.

I forget he exists anymore most of the time, but whenever he pops up again, it's for some reason I would exactly expect of him.

If only he'd had a bike to flee the crime scene on.