"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Procrastinhater]

I thought this fat fuck died for some reason. Didn't he dissapear for a while?
Nice to to see he's still as fat and disgusting as ever.

 

[The Dude]

What about Australatina?

I don't think Phil has even mentioned, let alone done anything to expand the lore of Autismlandia since Slingblade was living with him. I'm pretty sure Toren/Slingblade was openly mocking of many of Phil's interests. And Phil tends to eventually learn when things make him look retarded when he's mocked endlessly for them. It was the Farms mockery of his bucked donkey teeth, his Fetal Alcohol Syndrome derp eyes, and his SpEd Class art project scribbles tattoos that eventually caused him to start covering himself head to toe, including gloves, balaclavas, and eye wear. Not to mention we harshly mocked Autismlandia as well.

Long story short: Phil seems to have left his imagination land in the ashes of history and went full-goose bozo into his Ain't-ifa LARP for his new comfort power fantasy.

 

[Oxyjen]

That was you? Lol the resulting video was one of the best Phil moments ever. Even the choice of words- "Have at me!"- made no sense because it sounds like something you say when you're propositioning yourself.

I think it would be “have at thee” or “have at ye”
- ancient English nerd larp speak. Dating to Shakespearean times.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I don't think Phil has even mentioned, let alone done anything to expand the lore of Autismlandia since Slingblade was living with him. I'm pretty sure Toren/Slingblade was openly mocking of many of Phil's interests.

I vaguely remember people wondering if Phil could actually ride a bicycle, despite all sort of pro-bicycle nonsense he'd spout.

I guess if he could before he can't now, what with a permanent open wound between his legs.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I think it would be “have at thee” or “have at ye”
- ancient English nerd larp speak. Dating to Shakespearean times.

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Okay, I stand corrected. Still sounds silly, though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Is he still larping as a Latina Latinx woman?

Yes, but not very hard. He lives entirely as a white man, but calls himself a woman. He doesn’t talk much about being Latinx.

What about Australatina?

He’s dropped a lot of his old trappings. He doesn’t talk about Australatina, Daddy Rape Day or his imaginary friends his “system.” My theory is that he’s gone all in on his Antifa Super Soldier LARP, so he’s dropped anything that he’s aware might give him away as an autistic bumblefuck to his fellow freedom “fighters.”

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Didn't he dissapear for a while?

Phil could've stayed out of trouble by keeping relatively quiet.

But no, he bounced and squeaked too hard and got in big trouble.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Dumb question: How does Phil support himself? Some kind of SSDI tugboat and subsidized rent, I assume?

 

[ferrari superamerica]

islam is based stop living in mid 2010s

 

[Baguette]

I vaguely remember people wondering if Phil could actually ride a bicycle, despite all sort of pro-bicycle nonsense he'd spout.

I seem to remember in the before times when Phil had his own subforum that he didn't ride the bicycle because it hurt his balls. Remember when he kept e-begging for all kinds of expensive bike accessories? Like he claimed he needed panniers from REI so he could bike home from the grocery store lol.

 

[Procrastinhater]

islam is based stop living in mid 2010s

"Worshipping a pedophile is based"

 

[Retreaded Tire]

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Looks like our favorite cheese eating spud might have fucked up…

https://thepostmillennial.com/andy-ngo-reports-violent-portland-trantifa-member-under-investigation-for-death-threats-against-city-council-member-and-andy-ngo

Lol Andy Niggo

I'll see myself out

 

[Oxyjen]

Okay, I stand corrected. Still sounds silly, though.

I don’t know anything about this guy but the outfit, and the archaic speech, reminds me of the Black Knight

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

SOME of us work 12 hour shifts and have better shit to do than read through over 900 pages of god damn autism in our little spare time you burger flipping fucknugget.

DANCE WAGIE DANCE

 

[ToroidalBoat]

fellow "freedom" "fighters."

fixed that there?

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Looks like Phil was arrested on Saturday for this.
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https://archive.ph/cyNMz

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There was a shoving match and Phil is hiding in the back(lefthand side).
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Identified from the quran burning a few months ago.
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Cringe commie defends religion that goes against his values. Nothing new to see here. Just more leftists not understanding what they are fighting for.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I don’t know anything about this guy but the outfit, and the archaic speech, reminds me of the Black Knight

Phil is definitely one you should read up on, and watch the YouTube documentaries on. Until the last few months it's been a long dry spell, but before that it was a decade worth of lulz spanning different eras within his own lolcow legacy.

Here's a really long documentary about him:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_YZ_3Zwvs&t=8s&pp=ygUcUGhpbCBhaHV2aXlhIGFkZiBkb2N1bWVudGFyeQ%3D%3D

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Wow I remember reading about this sperg nearly a decade ago. Perhaps longer than that... Last I heard he was getting bullied out of his own room by some druggy he invited to live in his welfare hovel.

Glad to see Phil is still doing awful. I definitely would have lost if I'd bet on 'when will he off himself' back in ~2013-2015 though.

 

[Coelacanth]

To give the whippersnappers some context, when Phil/ADF/Ahuviya/Whatever first came onto the scene and became noticed by the nascent cow watchers like old cwckiforums, in the days when he was engaging in what even now is obnoxious and revolting troon/leftist/race larp behaviour.

• Gay Marriage was still the best part of a decade from becoming legal
• Effectively the entirety of the democratic party leadership including the clintons and obungo were openly and proudly anti gay marriage
• Dont Ask Dont Tell was still the law
• Donald Trump was doing some on stage act with the WWE
• White guys saying nigger on TV was somewhat tolerated
• Masses of normies had not yet found their way onto the wider internet thanks to smart phones and social media and the big bang theory
• Doug Walker's semenal masterpiece Kickassia had yet to be filmed
• Jimmy Savile was still diddling kids

In all that time he has not fundamentally changed whatsoever. He cosplayed different shit which he turned into ever newer identities, but he never became more extreme or more revolting because he was already exactly this fucking extremely revolting.

Nigga is an honest to god fucking Coelacanth.

That's being incredibly rude to poor @Coelacanth.

I'm more offended by being reminded of Jimmy Savile tbh.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don’t know anything about this guy but the outfit, and the archaic speech, reminds me of the Black Knight

Phil is definitely one you should read up on, and watch the YouTube documentaries on. Until the last few months it's been a long dry spell, but before that it was a decade worth of lulz spanning different eras within his own lolcow legacy.

Here's a really long documentary about him:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_YZ_3Zwvs&t=8s&pp=ygUcUGhpbCBhaHV2aXlhIGFkZiBkb2N1bWVudGFyeQ%3D%3D

Yeah, Phil is wonderful. One of the first cows I followed on a regular basis.

My favorite Philphact was how he (allegedly) chopped his own penis off because he thought doing so would "own the trolls".

Also all Australatina lore, and how, even in his weirdly genocidal commie dictatorship fantasy world (think gay communist CWCville), Phil can't picture himself as the main character - he's not a CPU goddess or megabadass superhero or even just El Presidente himself, he's merely a mid-level pencil pusher in charge of traffic signs.


Bonus pic to get you started: