Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Breadbear]

NGL the coffee, eggs, and biscuits and gravy looks , but Alex will roast like a Hawaiian BBQ pig soon.

They would be easy for Alex to swallow, too.

I can't fault the paper plates. When disability enters the chat you cut corners where you can. Hopefully they're parlaying that extra time into better care for Ari, but rainbows, I know.

They're eating outside, too. I wouldn't trust a toddler and a grown toddler with my real plates outdoors.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Ari is adorable. Im glad she's having some fun

 

[often puzzled]

Alex's Instagram stories:



The last one is from Ari's Instagram account, which Alex renamed from "babyarismith""



Grid post 1:

Grid post 2:

Video from stories:

Noah:



He also posted a photo from a gender reveal party, but the people in it aren't relevant here, so I'm not sharing that one.

 

[Trombonista]

I just want to say that I've only heard one Juice WRLD song and it sucked.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I just want to say that I've only heard one Juice WRLD song and it sucked.

I've only heard him on "Godzilla," and I have listened to it a billion times both bc I unironically love eminem and bc my favorite drummer does an incredible cover/ overlay of it (and another version of the fast part). And the "Godzilla" video has a poignant homage to Juice at the end, though tbh his part in the song didn't seem especially amazing. ...and now I feel bad bc he's dead.

 

[often puzzled]

Updates from Alex and Noah.

Alex's Instagram stories:



The young woman who died had pneumonia, according to her mother's social media. She was only 20 or 21.



Noah:



Ari playing:

 

[Trombonista]

You know you've run out of ideas as an influencer when you're posting pictures of breakouts on your face without mentioning a product to treat them.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

You know you've run out of ideas as an influencer when you're posting pictures of breakouts on your face without mentioning a product to treat them

I love how she said it's hormonal when a few days ago she noted that her skincare routine right now is sweat and baby wipes. I actually think I'd be more annoyed with Alex if she was shilling skincare products from the back porch of her parents hoarder house since we all know she can't use any of them on her own and her parents are probably insanely busy behind the scenes trying to figure shit out for the both of them.

Like, I'm sure the playset (aside from being paid for by Alex's latest GFM) was an idea for Ari to have a play area that isn't just a 4x4 square of rotted carpet with stacks of crap towering on either side of her. Mr. Judean People's Front grew up with a hoarder Mom; his childhood memories include making literal TUNNELS through rooms stacked to the ceiling and a sibling getting trapped after a collapse and it taking almost an hour to get to them. That is one of the more wholesome memories of growing up as a small kid in a hoarder nest.

I'm not saying I have a ton of empathy for Alex's parents, letting their house get that way, not seeking help - but they definitely did NOT seem prepared for this, and by all accounts are trying.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Alex, Ari doesn't like sleeping on her own because of the life you have given her, thus far. She needs the reassurance that you're near and not going to disappear suddenly, like so many people in her life.
Rather than sharing that with sm maybe consider why she behaves like that?

Nah, lets move on to spotty skin

 

[Goatchoker]

Alex, Ari doesn't like sleeping on her own because of the life you have given her, thus far. She needs the reassurance that you're near and not going to disappear suddenly, like so many people in her life.
Rather than sharing that with sm maybe consider why she behaves like that?

Nah, lets move on to spotty skin

This makes me sad.
Ari needs a caretaker. I hope the smiths are being silent while taking care of what needs to be done.

 

[Cherry Milk]

I hope so

 

[often puzzled]

As predicted, Alex is fully into the role of "dance mom." She does not share how Ari felt about dance classes, and she's front in center in all of Ari's photos.

Photos are partially under spoilers to keep post from taking up half a page.

Spoiler: Instagram stories

Spoiler: Alex is a dance mom now

Grid post:





I like how Alex is holding Ari's sign and has centered herself in all of Ari's photos. Also, Ari is yeeting herself in that last photo.

Videos:

Edit because I missed attaching this one, having mis-named the file. But what is she trying to say in this caption?

 

[eat your greens]

Those spots honestly look like bug bites. Which… when you’re sitting outside all day long is hardly surprising.

 

[Oracular Slug]

But what is she trying to say in this caption?

She got into an argument (unpleasantries) with her mother is dealing with some(things) as a result.

 

[Trombonista]

what is she trying to say in this caption?

She's dealing with what she and her mom call "unpleasantries" while Ari naps. What those unpleasantries are, she will not say.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

She's dealing with what she and her mom call "unpleasantries" while Ari naps. What those unpleasantries are, she will not say.

I don't know why but I assumed it likely has to do with planning what to do if or when the Smiths or Noah makes some kind of claim for Ari.

 

[Cherry Milk]

At least in those dance mom photos, she's using her footplate.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Second, more uncomfortable thought: Alex got her period.

 

[often puzzled]

Two more candidates for the unpleasantries: 1) Noah has filed a paternity suit and 2) the state has decided to proceed with charges against Noah in the battery case and has set an arraignment date.

Paternity suit:



Documents for battery case and arraignment are under the spoiler.

Spoiler: battery case

Instagram dump.

Alex (Instagram stories):



Grid post:





Noah (Instagram stories):



Videos from Alex's Instagram stories:

 

[Breadbear]

Oh he did it! He finally filed, and did it pro se. Because it's just a goddamn form to fill out with maybe a filing fee.