Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[LonesomeDud]

I see Noah wasn't always a soft, weak fat boy. He was also once a pencil necked geek. If this guy can make money off OnlyFans, I should never have to lift another finger a day in my life.

There are plenty of people online willing to perform more debasing sex acts who are objectively hotter. He's just objectively not very attractive, right? Pierce Brosnan is a good-looking guy. This guy doesn't have a great body. He doesn't have a particularly handsome face. He isn't rich. He doesn't have a good personality. He has a head of hair and probably good teeth, but that isn't enough, surely. He did what he did with Alex and he is shameless about it. It boggles the mind that he thought he was worth being a kept man, even for a cripple. The sheer gall dazzles me into a stupor.

Noah does not need a kid, but this kid needs to be raised normally, so I guess this is the best way forward.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex added some grid posts, and Noah did a Q&A.

Alex's stories:



Grid post praising herself for making Ari live her dreams:

She also tagged Ari's dance academy, just in case any internet predators were curious to know where to find a toddler whose mother is incapable of physically protecting her:



Market grid post:

Noah did an Instagram Q&A and looks like he might actually be sober (for the moment, anyway):



Question and answer slides are under spoiler.

Spoiler: Instagram Q&A

 

[Say What Now?]

A black and white video set to Kodachrome, a song about color film.

 

[athousandrustynails]

I'm always so suspicious of Instagram Q&As. The writing style is always the same, no spelling mistakes (I've seen how the public write) and always the same emoji use style.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

If this guy can make money off OnlyFans, I should never have to lift another finger a day in my life.

Here's the thing about Noah that gets him through life: the man has no shame, no sense of accountability, and zero qualms lying/cheating. If any of the "you're cute" messages are real it's because behind the scenes he's love-bombing at least five girls who have devastating low self-esteem and money to spend on him. He will tell them all anything they want to hear and manipulate to get what he wants. On OnlyFans, if a gross old dude offers him $20 for an up-close asshole picture, he's gonna do it, no prob.

See my point, Dud? It's not that Noah is appealing in any usual way. He has Borderline Personality Disorder. It's mostly diagnosed in women (notice I didn't say presents), but the song of the BPD man is pretty interesting to observe and he plays all the hits.

 

[often puzzled]

I have no trouble believing that Noah's BPD diagnosis is accurate. I do think at least some of the Q&A questions are real-- and that they come from Alex's subreddit. They're trying to get Noah to speak up about things that Alex has said or done recently.

Alex's stories, featuring a completely unsafe toy that Ari isn't even big enough for, purchased by "papa" (or, more likely, Alex's GFM money):



I like how Alex says she'd wake up if Ari tries to get out of bed-- wake up and do what, Alex?

Owning the haters by circling a pond:

More of Noah's Q&A under spoiler, plus the rest of his stories.

Spoiler: Instagram Q&A

 

[Oracular Slug]

I must say I'm impressed, his "fit" actually fits for once.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The absolute tone-deafness of him constantly wearing "Playboy" clothing while also trying to act like the Most Concerned Dad.

 

[Cherry Milk]

How long until Ari takes a tumble off the wheelchair.
Seeing her by that pond made me feel ill. I know she's got a carer there, but the thought of Ari running into the water, with Alex totally useless made my blood run cold
I know its been covered but what the fuck was Alex thinking when she decided to have a child?

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

the thought of Ari running into the water, with Alex totally useless made my blood run cold

I met a woman whose toddler drowned in a paddling pool, baby wandered over when she was distracted with the other kid. Heard stories of babies pulling themselves up on the edge of buckets of water and toppling in head first.
Imagine walking into that scene and not being able to do anything but look at scream.

what the fuck was Alex thinking when she decided to have a child?

she wasn't.

 

[eat your greens]

How long until Ari takes a tumble off the wheelchair.
Seeing her by that pond made me feel ill. I know she's got a carer there, but the thought of Ari running into the water, with Alex totally useless made my blood run cold
I know it’s been covered but what the fuck was Alex thinking when she decided to have a child?

Same sort of deal - When she said she’s worried about her getting into stuff if she’s in a big girl bed.. my immediate thought was well if the house wasn’t dangerous and it’s been child proofed, where is the worry?

But we know it’s a bomb site in there.

 

[Hweeks]

Bingo - see how he mentions 7-hydroxy in that QandA. That's the super kratom I mentioned and it looks like he has plenty of experience with it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I get a little MATI with Alex doing the whole "see I CAN parent my child" schtick because AS A GODDAMN PARENT I know that taking a 2 year old "hiking" is so much more work than simply rolling alongside them. As others noted, she could wander into the pond, find some poison ivy, decide to play with the pretty spider, try to eat a rock. None of those things can Alex attend to beyond telling another person to do it.

Can't wait til she posts more videos to "own the haterz" showing her floating limply in the pool while another person helps Ari swim, or sitting an narrating while Ari makes shapes out of play doh while a caregiver makes sure she's using it appropriately.

It's such a reduction of what parenting is to say she's "parenting" Ari in these moments. I don't mean to be a horrible bitch, and certainly as Ari grows and they can talk more, she can attempt "parenting" in other ways. But it's absolutely asinine to pretend she's just like every other Mom. It's insulting to her audience's intelligence and a slap to parents doing the damn thing. I don't see why she can't just be real and say that "yeah, sure, I can't do XYZ, but we still have good times! We love each other! So grateful to my parents for allowing us to stay together!"

Again, Alex could be such a pitiable specimen but her grandiosity and refusal to hold any gratitude for anyone rolls her right into our territory.

 

[eat your greens]

I get a little MATI with Alex doing the whole "see I CAN parent my child" schtick because AS A GODDAMN PARENT I know that taking a 2 year old "hiking" is so much more work than simply rolling alongside them.

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Again, Alex could be such a pitiable specimen but her grandiosity and refusal to hold any gratitude for anyone rolls her right into our territory.

Hard agree. Almost anybody can have a kid, but parenting is a whole other thing. We see it time and time again on here with other cows.

Alex wants a pat on the back for deliberately going through a high risk pregnancy, bringing a child into the world she can’t even hold with 2 hands and will probably die before her daughter is even an adult? While I know not everybody is guaranteed to have parents that grow old, choosing to put your child deliberately through early loss is grotesque.

Can you imagine being the daughter of a motorised sentient vegetable and bpdemon? And then experiencing lack of secure attachment and parental loss? FFS.

 

[Trombonista]

That's not even a hike. Ari's probably too young for actual hiking anyway.

 

[often puzzled]

There's stuff about Alex's dad farther back in this thread, and I've shared some of his batshit Facebook posts and comments in the past. He flies off the handle frequently and seems to have a nasty temper. He's also THAT GUY in social media comments-- apparently a real asshole.

Anyway, Alex shared the image of Ari with the baby ATV-thingie over on Facebook. Well-meaning people over there-- and Facebook does tend to have a lot of genuine fans-- said that it would be good to get a helmet for Ari. Alex's dad flipped shit.

Reddit caught his comments; screenshots are from there:



I can't stress enough that Alex's dad is batshit. He spends a lot of time yelling at people-- literally any person, friend, foe, complete stranger, politicians-- on social media platforms. I'm not surprised he's caught charges for hitting Alex's mom, and I bet that it wasn't a one-off.

One video from Alex today, in Instagram stories:

 

[Trombonista]

Well, now we know where Alex got her inability to accept criticism.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Once again, poor Ari

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Where are the lightning bugs?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Well, now we know where Alex got her inability to accept criticism.

And why she's attracted to complete losers. Noah is just like this, too.