Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[rusty shackleford 1]

Where are the lightning bugs?

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[often puzzled]

Alex and Noah continue to be immature attention whores. Shocking, I know.

Alex (featuring sad tit):


Noah:



He did another Q&A. It's all under the spoiler.

Spoiler: Instagram Q&A

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

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oh thank you! I thought she was talking about the noise from the cicadas

 

[GenociderSyo]

Stuff posted while site was down.

Alex IG:

Noah IG:

 

[Trombonista]

Noah IG:

Those are the words of a man who doesn't deserve custody of his daughter and cannot spell leech.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Stuff posted while site was down.

Alex IG:
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Noah IG:
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His eyebrows look SO stupid.

 

[often puzzled]

Two more from Father of the Year:

 

[Oracular Slug]

"Females". He does know his daughter is one of us right? Father of the fucking year.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

"Females". He does know his daughter is one of us right? Father of the fucking year.

That was my first thought too. Of fucking course this bridge troll refers to women as “females”. Barf.

Any guesses as to what this “new job” is? I’m going with MLM-style life insurance salesman. Unless mom or dad has hired him or coerced a family friend to do so.

 

[Damn Dumpster Fire]

Alex and Noah continue to be immature attention whores. Shocking, I know.

Alex (featuring sad tit):
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Noah:

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He did another Q&A. It's all under the spoiler.

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Spoiler: Instagram Q&A

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I know it’s Alex and this isn’t a shock, but really, the picture of her wonky boobs with no context? In the middle of everything else? Why? (I know, I know, it’s Alex, but still)

 

[LonesomeDud]

Two more from Father of the Year:

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Okay, so if he keeps droning on about this, he probably actually did hit her.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"Females". He does know his daughter is one of us right? Father of the fucking year.

This is what I was meaning to get at with my comment about the Playboy brand clothing, but I didn't put a fine enough point on it. He literally doesn't see Ari and those Playboy women as the same species - while he contributes to the "culture" or whatever of objectification that will be a hard fact of her later years as a fellow "female."

Hopefully he has a Tracy Jordan moment someday, but doubtful.

Okay, so if he keeps droning on about this, he probably actually did hit her.

He absolutely hit her. Just like she almost definitely ran him into corners with her power chair. These are intensely messy fuckers and I suspect most of the things they've lobbed at each other are true on some level. Like, I'm sure that he hit her or pushed her or whatever, but she's also enjoying using that leverage against him. She's not a reluctant witness.

It's all gross - like those weird-ass painted on eyebrows.

Adding: and the roses? My god, Alex. You couldn't just post the flowers and leave it be. No. Someone might MISS the fact that some dude sent them to her. Gotta be sure that Noah (and audience) see she's highly desired (eye roll here).

 

[Octopi]

Any guesses as to what this “new job” is? I’m going with MLM-style life insurance salesman. Unless mom or dad has hired him or coerced a family friend to do so.

In the q&a he said he'll be working in education.

 

[BlisterInTheSun]

In the q&a he said he'll be working in education.

I can't imagine what kind of school would allow someone with a drug history and domestic violence charge to work for them. We know he doesn't have a teaching certificate so it must be a low level "aide/assistant" job. However, who wears a suit to an aide position? Could it be a religious school where they don't have the same state guideline requirements? Maybe that is why he deleted his social media accounts.

He might learn a little humility but I doubt he will last more than a couple weeks.

 

[TismFarmer]

I can't imagine what kind of school would allow someone with a drug history and domestic violence charge to work for them. We know he doesn't have a teaching certificate so it must be a low level "aide/assistant" job. However, who wears a suit to an aide position? Could it be a religious school where they don't have the same state guideline requirements? Maybe that is why he deleted his social media accounts.

He might learn a little humility but I doubt he will last more than a couple weeks.

Maybe he's educating people about their life insurance options?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Maybe he's educating people about their life insurance options?

Or how solar panels will totally pay for themselves after five years!!

 

[AssRock]

"Females". He does know his daughter is one of us right? Father of the fucking year.

I can start to see the similarities between Noah and a Ferengi:

 

[often puzzled]

Alex's Instagram stories:



Grid post:

Alex has limited NICU footage because she chose to go clubbing instead of going to the NICU.

Nothing from Noah today, because he deactivated his Instagram yet again.

 

[often puzzled]

Not much from Alex. She posted a Q&A box but only answered one question (hours later). Noah's Instagram is still deactivated, I assume for BPD reasons.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

So it looks like they ALL live outside on that porch, based on the mounted TV and visible top of her Moms head. Wow, I wonder how bad the inside is.