Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

The porn bots saga continues.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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I fucking loathe these porn bots, why do they keep finding my account and illegally try to follow me without my permission. Stop doing that! Don't fuck with me! You will be sorry!

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Alex's crusade against AI also continues.

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Status / Ghost Archive

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This generative AI trend needs to die, AI bros need to be punished for stealing shit from me.

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Alex is also confirming the title of his manifesto

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Status / Ghost Archive

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"The Pandora's Box" will be my manifesto.

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Dude Piper at the Gates of Dawn and Saucer Full of Secrets moggs The Wall and Darkside of the Moon. Syd was way more talented than Roger or David

ETA: Added Saucer Full of Secrets.

My Top 5 Pink Floyd goes like this:

1. Wish You Were Here
2. Dark Side of The Moon
3. Animals
4. Meddle
5. Atom Heart Mother

I love Piper, but it's not better than DSOTM, neither is Saucer. I do agree about them being better than the Wall though.

 

[Axiom.]

Dude Piper at the Gates of Dawn and Saucer Full of Secrets moggs The Wall and Darkside of the Moon. Syd was way more talented than Roger or David

Hot take but valid hot take.

My Top 5 Pink Floyd goes like this:

1. Wish You Were Here
2. Dark Side of The Moon
3. Animals
4. Meddle
5. Atom Heart Mother

I love Piper, but it's not better than DSOTM, neither is Saucer. I do agree about them being better than the Wall though.

Animals and Wish You Were Here > Dark Side of the Moon, The Wall, and Meddle.

Alex calling DSOTM the best Pink Floyd album is so hilarious because for a schizo, that's such a normie ass take.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can really hear the Pink Floyd influences in his works like "Roblox Rap" and "The Penis Song".

 

[Manuel Noriega]

I don't think this bizarre video of his has been talked about here.

Pewdiepie Attacked me in Calgary​

 

[PaperRoads]

Here's the description:

I don't think this bizarre video of his has been talked about here.

Pewdiepie Attacked me in Calgary​

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It seems like Alex has not invested any points in his "maturity skills" since 2016.

 

[Sandnigger]

It was really annoying to be almost raped by Pewdiepie, he wouldn't shut up.

 

[Glowie]

This dude is spazzing so hard.

Reminds me of an old friend.
Alex is so fucking malleable it's only a matter a troon will tell him that he will redeem himself by getting a stinkditch from few months maybe years for now with help of weed and fentanyl.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I can't believe Pewdiepie would rape our poor boy Alex,but I'm glad the experience only made him slightly annoyed instead traumatized for life, like most rape victims.
Any rape survivors out there, take a page from our boy Alex and get over your trauma and just slightly annoyed about it.

 

[|o|]

Lunar DickLips feels like a more fitting username

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

We know that Pewdiepie, Funky the Clown, and Alex's grandapa raped Alex, but think about all of the people we don't know raped Alex. My guess is that PopularMMOs, Vanos Gaming, and Markiplier all raped him, but we will never hear their stories, as they are lost like to time like tears in the rain .

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

We know that Pewdiepie, Funky the Clown, and Alex's grandapa raped Alex, but think about all of the people we don't know raped Alex. My guess is that PopularMMOs, Vanos Gaming, and Markiplier all raped him, but we will never hear their stories, as they are lost like to time like tears in the rain .

THAT WAS THE BITE OF ALEX?

 

[ChromaQuack]

I can't believe Pewdiepie would rape our poor boy Alex,but I'm glad the experience only made him slightly annoyed instead traumatized for life, like most rape victims.
Any rape survivors out there, take a page from our boy Alex and get over your trauma and just slightly annoyed about it.

I'm surprised it wasn't Mr.Beast to be honest.

 

[Glowie]

It seems like Alex has not invested any points in his "maturity skills" since 2016.

He has been min maxing his autistic - degenerate build.

Maturity was locked out in 2015

It was really annoying to be almost raped by Pewdiepie, he wouldn't shut up.

I'm surprised that he didn't use #BelieveAllVictims

Alex is also confirming the title of his manifesto

He isn't going to be end shooting people after he loses his last brain cell, at least I hope so

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Hey, I raped him too! On 26 December 2014. At the back of a GameStop. Remember, Alex, remember!

 

[Butwhythough2]

Alex is also confirming the title of his manifesto

I love it when schizo retards make manifestoes, they're always a great look into the inner workings of their minds. But I doubt Alex's mind doesn't work much at all

 

[Glowie]

Hey, I raped him too! On 26 December 2014. At the back of a GameStop. Remember, Alex, remember!

#KEBABED

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Hogendorp V. Moon & Glowie is going to be the Kinoest of all kinos.

Wouldn't be the first time someone tried to sue forum users. Melinda Scott tried to sue @Deadpool, @Rafal Gan Ganowicz and @Karl der Grosse.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm surprised it wasn't Mr.Beast to be honest.

The anal sex Alex had with the Mr. Beast team was consensual.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Wouldn't be the first time someone tried to sue forum users. Melinda Scott tried to sue @Deadpool, @Rafal Gan Ganowicz and @Karl der Grosse.

Didn't Fatrick Tomlinson try/threaten to sue everyone who had posted in his thread at one point?

 

[clara red bottoms]

Here Alex. This made me think of you