Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I assumed he lived with his parents because he's 25 and never had a job in his life and lives off government disability checks for his rampant autism.
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It sounds like he's basically given up already, I've lived with my own parents for a while after graduating high school and I understand the frustration.
Ultrapenguin said:
I'd bet it's kind of a self perpetuating issue. The reason he acts so spergy and desperate is probably specifically because his family doesn't pay much attention to him or have much hope for him. They just figure "Great, Alex is off in his room on the computer like usual, so we can ignore him".

I'm not sure what's going on with the family overall but they seem like one of those types that are dysfunctional and very emotionally distant behind the scenes.
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At least they let him have some kind of escapism or recreation. My parents expected me to go to college or at least get a job and pay rent after high school. Definitely made moving out look like an attractive option, although it didn't happen overnight.

I'm pretty sure Alex is reading this thread but honestly I have been in a similar situation, save the internet drama.
 
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> Why won't Kiwi farms leave me alone


> Null hates the userbase
I know, he has told me off personally a few times after I annoyed him with questions about gifs and in the sticker sperg war a few months ago. The difference why I don't get banned I can't tell. You would have to annoy Josh to know and I think I have done my share of that already.
 
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How could you hate me, Alex? I was away and busy having fun, like a vacation. You should try that sometime.
 
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I only liked Duke Nukem, Ultrapenguin and kinda liked Schizoid Wife. The rest I hate extremely.
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I thought Schizoid Wife was one of his "harassers", what happened to that? And why hate everyone here? The people here only expressed valid criticism about him and his retarded antics, yet he sees it as "hate speech" and "harassment". Is expressing a negative opinion on someone considered "fascism" now?
 
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Arrival said:
I thought Schizoid Wife was one of his "harassers", what happened to that? And why hate everyone here? The people here only expressed valid criticism about him and his retarded antics, yet he sees it as "hate speech" and "harassment". Is expressing a negative opinion on someone considered "fascism" now?
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Who knows but if Alex keeps up with the trump hate speech he may find himself on vacation in El Salvador
 
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How the fuck are you a member here for FOUR YEARS and haven't figured out the best thing to do if this shit happens to you (and you really brought it on yourself, retard) is to just roll with it? Giving yourself a raging case of GOTIS and crying on social media is the last thing you should do. You are dumb. So fucking dumb. And you want attention. The worst kind of attention. So fucking stupid, holy shit.
 
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Arrival said:
I thought Schizoid Wife was one of his "harassers", what happened to that? And why hate everyone here? The people here only expressed valid criticism about him and his retarded antics, yet he sees it as "hate speech" and "harassment". Is expressing a negative opinion on someone considered "fascism" now?
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The anime pfp, I suppose. Or it could be simply that Alex is throwing names at random like he does with his lists
 
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PaperRoads said:
I only really hate @Glowie because he's the most immature out there. I feel very sorry for him though.
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Alex make up your mind, you're projecting too hard for someone who wanted to be a neko shota BOY
You're a grown ass man living off your tugboat and parents instead of looking after your aging parents and providing for them.

Stop being a manchild and grow up
 
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PaperRoads said:
>When I first used the platform, I used to like it, but now I despise it because they really did show me their true colors and they hurt me in the most annoying way possible. If you had friends for this long and then they start betraying you over some stupid false narrative, you know, that really hurts.
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When the fuck did we ever hide our intention? It's been clear since day one what people do here - shit-talking and digging dirt on weird people and e-celebs. Also, did this retard seriously think we were his friends? Wtf? Nigger, I know you're reading this thread - I didn't know who the fuck you were until I stumbled onto your bullshit in the Hall of Shame thread. You were not my nor anyone you ever interacted with here a friend, retard. Nobody comes onto the farms looking for a friend group, and you know this, you disingenuous faggot. Or did you, honest to god, think all the people you've interacted with are your butt buddies because if so, that's fucking hilarious. To think you're such a terminally online loser, you thought people updooting your post was an indicator farmers were your friends.

TOUCH GRASS, NERD!
 
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PaperRoads said:
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Journal / Ghost Archive

WARNING: Sensitive Material Ahead​


People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.

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I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.


Each cut represents these kiwis
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • AnOminous
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
  • CheesyBeavy
  • CallmeCicada
  • The Un-clit
  • Sparkletor 2.0
  • Catgirls Are Love
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • PaperRoads

I plan on doing this even further. This will never stop.


"Please don't. You are user treated with reverence.

Unlike Alex, we really hate that guy. He should take more pictures."

FUCK YOU rev=alternative!
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My cat gives me worse scratches pathetic queer.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
#IStandWithAlex
#CutForAlex

Out of solidarity to Alex's cause, I also cut myself for really real. Not even joking. Probably going to the hospital or the morgue.

THIS IS WHAT YOU KIWIFARMS ARE DOING TO ME AND ALEX!!! REEEEEEE!
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At least you know to cut down the street and not across
 
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PaperRoads said:
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Journal / Ghost Archive

WARNING: Sensitive Material Ahead​


People laughing at me on Kiwi Farms put me into a frenzy and I ended up doing this in a cry for help.

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I'm sorry, but I can't handle this situation anymore, it infuriates me to no end.


Each cut represents these kiwis
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • AnOminous
  • Axiom.
  • Nameless One
  • CheesyBeavy
  • CallmeCicada
  • The Un-clit
  • Sparkletor 2.0
  • Catgirls Are Love
  • Suburban Bastard
  • Sperg Spectating
  • PaperRoads

I plan on doing this even further. This will never stop.


"Please don't. You are user treated with reverence.

Unlike Alex, we really hate that guy. He should take more pictures."

FUCK YOU rev=alternative!
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Those are the absolute tiniest widdle boo boos and there have been BPD 14 year old girls that were more man than Alex who could do it better. What's next, are you gonna give yourself a carpetburn? Maybe a noogie? :story:
 
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