Careercow Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones - King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist

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The one and only. The man, the myth, the legend. I decided that while we had references scattered throughout the farms to him, the fact that one of the most well known crazy men on the whole internet was lacking in a thread to call his own was something that needed to be fixed.

For those of you that have been living under a rock, Alex Jones is head honcho at the conspiracy theorist websites Info Wars and Prison Planet, and has made a lucrative business out of selling stuff to paranoid people that listen to his radio show, watch his youtube program, and follow his "news" websites. It is because of this that he is one of the more "mainstream" exceptional individuals out there. How much of this is an act to fleece really special people out of their cash money? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. Nonetheless, his wikipedia page, websites and social media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/
https://twitter.com/realalexjones
https://twitter.com/infowars
https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderEmerickJones

And now here is some of his funniest moments (only posting the 1st 5 of this series, but there is more):






ETA: in the second thumbnail another cow can be seen, guess who.
 
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Alex Jones has said some inspirational quotes my favorite is:

"BUY MY FILTERS OR THE NEW WORLD ORDER WILL TAKE OVER!!!! BOHEMIAN GROVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Alex jones
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
The one and only. The man, the myth, the legend. I decided that while we had references scattered throughout the farms to him, the fact that one of the most well known crazy men on the whole internet was lacking in a thread to call his own was something that needed to be fixed.

For those of you that have been living under a rock, Alex Jones is head honcho at the conspiracy theorist websites Info Wars and Prison Planet, and has made a lucrative business out of selling stuff to paranoid people that listen to his radio show, watch his youtube program, and follow his "news" websites. It is because of this that he is one of the more "mainstream" exceptional individuals out there. How much of this is an act to fleece really special people out of their cash money? It's honestly hard to tell at this point. Nonetheless, his wikipedia page, websites and social media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel
http://www.infowars.com/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/
https://twitter.com/realalexjones
https://twitter.com/infowars
https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderEmerickJones

And now here is some of his funniest moments (only posting the 1st 5 of this series, but there is more):





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He interviewed Trump so he isn't a lolcow, he is a celebrity
K>C said:
I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.
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There are non antisemitic conspiracy theorists. David Icke is one also
 
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K>C said:
I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.
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Not only that, but I have another Lolcow up my sleeve that believes he's a government agent too, his thread will be a good one.

autisticdragonkin said:
He interviewed Trump so he isn't a lolcow, he is a celebrity
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Yeah but like, Shkreli and Caitlin Jenner got threads made for them, ones a CEO (or was it ex? I don't remember) and the other was an Olympian.

And why is Alex Jones known again? Meltdowns on the radio and internet, we may have to agree to disagree but I think he qualifies.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
Not only that, but I have another Lolcow up my sleeve that believes he's a government agent too, his thread will be a good one.



Yeah but like, Shkreli and Caitlin Jenner got threads made for them, ones a CEO (or was it ex? I don't remember) and the other was an Olympian.

And why is Alex Jones known again? Meltdowns on the radio and internet, we may have to agree to disagree but I think he qualifies.
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Is it Bill-numbers? Please, say it's Bill-numbers.
 
K>C said:
I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.
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That would explain why he's always so pissy and over the top hilarious in everything he says.

Though I won't lie, sometimes his anger feels like the spirit of Christian left and possessed the body of a mid-40s man. His screams almost sound exactly like Christ too, in my opinion.
 
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Is it Bill-numbers? Please, say it's Bill-numbers.
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I actually think it's better than Bill-numbers (who I will probably make and put in Loveshy Therapy if someone doesn't get to him before me) but only because I have such a personal connection to this one, they're my special lolcow.
 
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We make exceptions to the "celebrity" rule, namely for attention whores in the public eye who aren't exactly celebrities. Like Roosh V, Martin Shkreli, or Brianna Wu. Alex Jones is too high-profile for a thread, and there's nothing really original anyone can bring to the thread.
 
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K>C said:
I heard Alex Jones is in it for the money and not a true believer. Also some of the more Neo-Nazi conspiracy theorists think that he is a false-flag because he married a Jewish woman and doesn't blame everything on the Israeli Government.
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They would be correct!

All I have on this kike shill:
>Caller agrees with Kanye, gets called a Nazi by Jones (51 minutes):

>59:30
>the ADL is like hitler
>the ADL aren't "real Jews", but pagans, and Orthodox Jews are good guys

>Alex Jones: Muslims Run the Federal Reserve

>"Rep. Ilhan Omar literally sounds like David Duke crossed with Hitler" - Alex Jones

>Alex Jones Visited by Mossad Agent

>Alex Jones Disrupts Pro Gun Rally

>The Chicoms are behind Jeffrey Epstein's blackmail network

>Palestinians are trying to take over your political process

>The ADL now is not even really pro Israel

>The ADL are Nazis. The ADL are betrayers of Israel.

>Alex Jones: I Don't Even Blame Israel for the Attack on the USS Liberty

>Alex Jones and Jewish Jordan Maxwell blame whites/Germans for Zionism

>"I'm proud to defend Netanyahu" - Alex Jones

>The globalists are aliens 10:30:

>Israel aren't our enemy, leave them alone!
>I'm proud to defend Netanyahu
>Palestinians are trying to take over your political process
>Alex Jones supports Zionist Israel
>Alex Jones before selling out and after
>Alex jones shilling for Israel compilation
>"muslims run the federal reserve"
>"Hollywood is owned by the arabs"
>AJ disrupting Pro-gun rally
>"i don't even blame Israel for the attack on the USS liberty"
>"The ADL now is not even really pro Israel"
>"The ADL are the Real Nazis! The ADL are betrayers of Israel."
>Alex Jones and Jewish Jordan Maxwell blame whites/Germans for Zionism
>Alex Jones Admits Being Visited By Israel Mossad Agent
>Disinfowars rushes to shut down a guest who mentions the jews in a negative light in context of a gay casting couch in Hollywood.
https://files.catbox.moe/63ql3w.mp4

Matthew North did a good video exposing Joe Rogan and Alex Jones as the satanic jewish mossad shills that they are, and their involvement in CIA psyops against those who oppose the jewish regime that governs us.
 
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Can anyone find the video of Alex Jones and Kent (TYT fatty) fighting at some convention? The only videos im able to find are from TYT, and its not as funny, and Kent is a bitch.
 
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Is this what you're looking for?
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god i miss the old YT days before the damn communists took over IMG_6364.jpeg
An ai image of Alex jones
 
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Didn't know this grifter had a thread. I honestly didn't mind him way back, since there weren't many alternatives. I still remember the Obama-Ron Paul era fondly, and he got a lot of predictions correct no matter the crazy shit he was spouting. Plus, he was a legit alt news site, articles and all, not just conspira-sperging.
Once the content on the web kicked off and there were a lot more news/politics related channels I stopped watching as much, looking at his new content it's much spergier and there is constant shilling(it was there before but it's worse now). Guy is in a lot of hot water, but he only has himself to blame. I lost all sympathy for him when he sperged out about Hitler right after net-hoo fiasco with Ye and Nick Fuentes. Won't name the jew, that's fine but if he's going to shit himself and meltdown like the "liberal snowflake" he is used to mocking on his show, then that's just hilarious.

I've been wondering, what's the story with him and Bill Hicks? I've heard that he changed his name/identity but not much beyond that.
 
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