Just read through the whole thread. Had no ideas this thread existed until
@Null shared his "Take that thread down NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!" email. So, thanks for the laugh Null!
This guy is a laugh riot, man! An insecure little manlet with delusions of Alpha-hood. I'm guessing this guy had a real manly father, some guy who was naturally big and strong, working a traditionally manly field like a cop or military or lumberjack, something like that. Anyways, I'm guessing his old man was always a bit confused and really disappointed in his wiener son. Pop just wants to toss the ball around and watch hockey with his son, but his son doesn't care about sports and spends his time playing video games, watching those fruity Jap cartoons, and gets his ass kicked everyday at school by everyone including the chess team and A/V Club.
So here's Shorty McTry-Hard. Grew up with a father disappointed in his nerdy little son, picked on by everyone for being a Hobbit, and constantly rejected. He's insecure of his height and his micro machine, he's a lonely Anime nerd, he's in the closet because Dad would kick him out if he knew he liked guys, and he can't score because everyone laughs at him.
What's a guy to do? He can't make himself taller and he can't make his dick bigger, so he decides he will make everything else bigger to compensate. Besides, there are tons of hot guys in the gym to look at. So he starts lifting until he looks like a cartoon character and he adopts an ultra masculine persona to keep himself firmly closeted so Dad won't find out he likes boys. He probably even changed his name because 300 was an awesome movie fully of manly half-naked guys like at the gym, and Leonidas was a bad ass.
Seriously though, this guy is a joke. He's clown shoes. He's obviously over-compensating for being tiny. I'll bet he either drives a jacked-up truck/Jeep, or some kind of muscle car. The way he keeps trying to "compare physique" with other guys tells me he's likely queer. Power lifter? More like power bottom. He's wearing jeans to his workouts which is probably because wearing spandex or other traditional lifting clothes would show everyone he's got a tiny dick. His overly aggressive "Alpha" act and claims of all the pussy he gets obviously stems from years of being rejected, picked on, and crippling insecurity. Everything about him from his behavior to the way he looks to his stories of sexual conquest may as well be one huge neon red flag.
Someone needs to tell Lumpy O'Steroids here that it's 2018 and it's OK for him to be into dudes.