Manosphere Alexander Leonidas / AlphaDestiny / outalpha / Solarwile / ALeonidas67 - Fitness & Seduction Guru, Rational Male (but easily triggered), Contrarian, sells $50 eBook

[DavieCrockerJump]

lol, he's so insecure he needs to defensively assert that he's 5'6, not 5'5...and his explanation for stating otherwise before is that he was too dumb to realize that there were 12 inches in a foot. That somehow is supposed to make him look better?

The fact that he thinks that being 5'6 isn't oompaloompa territory is hilarious.

 

[cockgoblin]

 

[The Dude]

Just read through the whole thread. Had no ideas this thread existed until @Null shared his "Take that thread down NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!" email. So, thanks for the laugh Null!

This guy is a laugh riot, man! An insecure little manlet with delusions of Alpha-hood. I'm guessing this guy had a real manly father, some guy who was naturally big and strong, working a traditionally manly field like a cop or military or lumberjack, something like that. Anyways, I'm guessing his old man was always a bit confused and really disappointed in his wiener son. Pop just wants to toss the ball around and watch hockey with his son, but his son doesn't care about sports and spends his time playing video games, watching those fruity Jap cartoons, and gets his ass kicked everyday at school by everyone including the chess team and A/V Club.

So here's Shorty McTry-Hard. Grew up with a father disappointed in his nerdy little son, picked on by everyone for being a Hobbit, and constantly rejected. He's insecure of his height and his micro machine, he's a lonely Anime nerd, he's in the closet because Dad would kick him out if he knew he liked guys, and he can't score because everyone laughs at him.

What's a guy to do? He can't make himself taller and he can't make his dick bigger, so he decides he will make everything else bigger to compensate. Besides, there are tons of hot guys in the gym to look at. So he starts lifting until he looks like a cartoon character and he adopts an ultra masculine persona to keep himself firmly closeted so Dad won't find out he likes boys. He probably even changed his name because 300 was an awesome movie fully of manly half-naked guys like at the gym, and Leonidas was a bad ass.

Seriously though, this guy is a joke. He's clown shoes. He's obviously over-compensating for being tiny. I'll bet he either drives a jacked-up truck/Jeep, or some kind of muscle car. The way he keeps trying to "compare physique" with other guys tells me he's likely queer. Power lifter? More like power bottom. He's wearing jeans to his workouts which is probably because wearing spandex or other traditional lifting clothes would show everyone he's got a tiny dick. His overly aggressive "Alpha" act and claims of all the pussy he gets obviously stems from years of being rejected, picked on, and crippling insecurity. Everything about him from his behavior to the way he looks to his stories of sexual conquest may as well be one huge neon red flag.

Someone needs to tell Lumpy O'Steroids here that it's 2018 and it's OK for him to be into dudes.

 

[Cato]

-Snip-

lol, looks like you found a new pet lolcow to a-log. Jesus, dude.

 

[theshep]

View attachment 458901

Even looks like him a little bit.

 

[The Dude]

lol, looks like you found a new pet lolcow to a-log. Jesus, dude.

Pet lolcow? Nah. I think I've said my piece about OmegaCuck. He's pretty uninteresting. Good for a one-time laugh and that's about it. His thread wouldn't have died out so fast otherwise.

I fail to see why you would care, unless you want his baby dick or something like that. I'll leave your meathead boyfriend alone if that's what you want.

 

[Gunslinger]

View attachment 458901

It looks like he's going through electroshock therapy.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You know, there's an Afrikaans expression/insult for people with that type of facial hair, "Daai bietjie hare vat op jou gesig grooi, grooi wild in my hol"
Basically, "That little bit of hair that's growing around your face grows abundantly around my ass"

This is usually used to insult dudes with facial hair that's all straggly and grown out.

The North American variant of that is describing a guy with scraggly facial hair is that he is "trying to grow on his face what springs up wild around his asshole".

It's a small world after all!

 

[Ed Witten BAB]

Just read through the whole thread. Had no ideas this thread existed until @Null shared his "Take that thread down NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!" email. So, thanks for the laugh Null!

This guy is a laugh riot, man! An insecure little manlet with delusions of Alpha-hood. I'm guessing this guy had a real manly father, some guy who was naturally big and strong, working a traditionally manly field like a cop or military or lumberjack, something like that. Anyways, I'm guessing his old man was always a bit confused and really disappointed in his wiener son. Pop just wants to toss the ball around and watch hockey with his son, but his son doesn't care about sports and spends his time playing video games, watching those fruity Jap cartoons, and gets his ass kicked everyday at school by everyone including the chess team and A/V Club.

So here's Shorty McTry-Hard. Grew up with a father disappointed in his nerdy little son, picked on by everyone for being a Hobbit, and constantly rejected. He's insecure of his height and his micro machine, he's a lonely Anime nerd, he's in the closet because Dad would kick him out if he knew he liked guys, and he can't score because everyone laughs at him.

What's a guy to do? He can't make himself taller and he can't make his dick bigger, so he decides he will make everything else bigger to compensate. Besides, there are tons of hot guys in the gym to look at. So he starts lifting until he looks like a cartoon character and he adopts an ultra masculine persona to keep himself firmly closeted so Dad won't find out he likes boys. He probably even changed his name because 300 was an awesome movie fully of manly half-naked guys like at the gym, and Leonidas was a bad ass.

Seriously though, this guy is a joke. He's clown shoes. He's obviously over-compensating for being tiny. I'll bet he either drives a jacked-up truck/Jeep, or some kind of muscle car. The way he keeps trying to "compare physique" with other guys tells me he's likely queer. Power lifter? More like power bottom. He's wearing jeans to his workouts which is probably because wearing spandex or other traditional lifting clothes would show everyone he's got a tiny dick. His overly aggressive "Alpha" act and claims of all the pussy he gets obviously stems from years of being rejected, picked on, and crippling insecurity. Everything about him from his behavior to the way he looks to his stories of sexual conquest may as well be one huge neon red flag.

Someone needs to tell Lumpy O'Steroids here that it's 2018 and it's OK for him to be into dudes.

Don't forget the fact that he had to use beard oil to grow that mess on his face.

 

[Pikimon]

Ew beard oil? Disgusting, I would not bang

 

[polonium]

Ew beard oil? Disgusting, I would not bang

You're only supposed to put a tiny bit in, it's not supposed to be dripping out and be noticeable. Who have you been associating with that made you think it was disgusting?

 

[Pikimon]

You're only supposed to put a tiny bit in, it's not supposed to be dripping out and be noticeable. Who have you been associating with that made you think it was disgusting?

Beards are disgusting and for old people and pedophiles

 

[polonium]

Beards are disgusting and for old people and pedophiles

lol you are a hairless child

 

[Ed Witten BAB]

You should only grow a beard if you have a weak chin. It only looks better in that case.

 

[polonium]

I don't know what else I was expecting from a legion of basement dwellers but okay.

 

[Pikimon]

I don't know what else I was expecting from a legion of basement dwellers but okay.

Last I checked basement dwellers were the the ones who refuse to shave

 

[polonium]

Last I checked basement dwellers were the the ones who refuse to shave

and have no idea what normal human beings look like.

Shitty, scraggly beards though, I agree though, are pedoshit

 

[deconstruction burger]

 

[Bassomatic]

The Mike Tyson quote thrown in is wonderful.

It looks like tism and shit lifts run in the family. Manlets never learn, the video creeping on his sister was a touch weenary, but not too bad. Nice update on this cow though.

 

[BestialArmageddon]

Come now, how can you call this book a waste of time? This tip alone is easily worth $50.

View attachment 405839

Looks like I'm done following this fella's novice program, that's for sure.