fuzzyrodent85
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- Joined
- Jun 24, 2020
DOB: June 15 1999
Hometown: Los Angeles California
General Location: Arizona
Occupation: Housewife
What happens when you mix an autist suffering from bad hygiene with a beady eyed sanctimonious vegan that refuses to wear shoes in filthy public bathrooms?
You get Alice Bender, aka comingupfern. And guess what she's ready to do? Tell you how to raise your kids. How do you decide when to have them? Easy, by how many followers you have.
A tiktok sensation, she's even been featured on the news for her spectacular parenting.
But how did this all come to be, let's go back, a long time back, to Alice's childhood.
All of this involved throwing her placenta in a dumpster.
This is not a joke. She actually did that.
Isn't that beautiful? Everyday I dream of finding a incorrectly disposed of biohazard from this woman:
For her other birth she just kept the crusty placenta for TikTok videos:
She also frequently states how she wants to be a prostitute. Well, I Guess she's halfway there since she's showing her feet for views on the internet.
I'd pay a premium for that content for sure!
In case you didn't know, on tiktok an "accountant" doesn't merely refer to an individual Who helps companies file taxes, It means someone who sells their butthole.
She also got offended because an "old" janitor tells her to put on "feet prisons", and walks around barefoot in a target.
As stated before she is an autist:
So the dog can scratch out both the toddler and the newborn's eyes out in their sleep. Great!
Here is some v***** content:
And if you want to have a picture of some random person's child on your clothing, well you're in luck, because for a limited time, you can have fern (or ferb) adorn your breasts!
What's a good age for giving birth?
But unfortunately, this woman was old enough to Drive the first time she was pregnant:
Her crusty dog:
Is the baby fern kiwifarmer era incoming?
The husband:
Suicide baiting:
Just being quirkyyyyyy
:
Abuse:
No wonder she spends like a grand on eating out weekly when this is her cooking:
Update: she is divorced and wears foot prisons:
You don't want to vaccinate your kids but you want to marry a doctor?
Linkylinks:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alicellani/
"Eating" Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comingupferneats/
Etsy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comingupfernetsy/
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Comingupfern (on hiatus)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellani
TikTok #2:
www.tiktok.com
Backup TikTok:
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdh32bfP/ (unused)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvTBOZRCShzsEd0guqg2Qw?app=desktop
Direct me: https://direct.me/alicellani
Baby registry archive:
https://archive.ph/2022.06.17-173544/https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/alice-july-2022/2QNUB73U36KJQ
Hometown: Los Angeles California
General Location: Arizona
Occupation: Housewife
You get Alice Bender, aka comingupfern. And guess what she's ready to do? Tell you how to raise your kids. How do you decide when to have them? Easy, by how many followers you have.
A tiktok sensation, she's even been featured on the news for her spectacular parenting.
But how did this all come to be, let's go back, a long time back, to Alice's childhood.
When she was young, Alice was brutally raped, spanked, given unnescasary medicines, and a pacifier to shut her up, which led to having to wear braces, which are very uncomfortable and and get food stuck in them, an embarassing situation. What makes this especially humiliating is that
it could have been prevented had her parents not done that.
Eventually, she went to start a family of her own, and is now trying her hardest not to let her child suffer like she did.
it could have been prevented had her parents not done that.
Eventually, she went to start a family of her own, and is now trying her hardest not to let her child suffer like she did.
This is not a joke. She actually did that.
Isn't that beautiful? Everyday I dream of finding a incorrectly disposed of biohazard from this woman:
For her other birth she just kept the crusty placenta for TikTok videos:
She also frequently states how she wants to be a prostitute. Well, I Guess she's halfway there since she's showing her feet for views on the internet.
I'd pay a premium for that content for sure!
In case you didn't know, on tiktok an "accountant" doesn't merely refer to an individual Who helps companies file taxes, It means someone who sells their butthole.
So the dog can scratch out both the toddler and the newborn's eyes out in their sleep. Great!
And if you want to have a picture of some random person's child on your clothing, well you're in luck, because for a limited time, you can have fern (or ferb) adorn your breasts!
What's a good age for giving birth?
But unfortunately, this woman was old enough to Drive the first time she was pregnant:
Is the baby fern kiwifarmer era incoming?
The husband:
Suicide baiting:
Just being quirkyyyyyy
:Abuse:
No wonder she spends like a grand on eating out weekly when this is her cooking:
You don't want to vaccinate your kids but you want to marry a doctor?
Linkylinks:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alicellani/
"Eating" Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comingupferneats/
Etsy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comingupfernetsy/
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Comingupfern (on hiatus)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellani
TikTok #2:
coming.up.fern (@coming.up.fern) TikTok | Watch coming.up.fern's Newest TikTok Videos
coming.up.fern (@coming.up.fern) on TikTok | 273 Likes. 339 Fans. Not impersonating Watch the latest video from coming.up.fern (@coming.up.fern).
www.tiktok.com
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdh32bfP/ (unused)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvTBOZRCShzsEd0guqg2Qw?app=desktop
Direct me: https://direct.me/alicellani
Baby registry archive:
https://archive.ph/2022.06.17-173544/https://www.amazon.com/baby-reg/alice-july-2022/2QNUB73U36KJQ
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