Gross Alice Bender / comingupfern / alicellanispam / alicellani - Pro teen birth Militant Vegan, Doesn't brush her teeth, Wipes her ass with hand towels

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Caleb also appears to be a regular drinker. Here's Alice making him a cocktail (screwdriver?) two days ago:

And today buying him two 6-packs of beer

Also it annoys me that she constantly refers to her unborn child as a fetus. The bonnets aren't for a fetus. Fetuses don't wear bonnets. Babies do. This has to be some manifestation of her trauma from her first pregnancy.
 
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Peaches Carpenter said:
Re: premastication, in all my years mired in treehuggy internet wokeness, Alice is mercifully somehow only the third case I've encountered.

Alicia "Clueless" Silverstone made news a few years ago for posting a pic of herself spitting food into her toddler's mouth. Of course she doubled down, and people in the comments cried cultural insensitivity at anyone put off by a moneyed modern Western woman not just puréeing some produce in the Vita-Mix.

Not long after, I stumbled across another mention in an elderly woman's account of working for a rural American family in the early 1900s. She recalled "chewing food for the baby," which was listed without comment like all the other chores.

Premastication is understandable in contexts outside kitchens full of gadgets, layman grasp of germ theory, and baby food in every store. Here and now, it belongs on the Nope List with all the other risky crunchymama fuckery.

The immune system argument is fuckwittery too. There's research out there now suggesting you shouldn't even share bites of food with kids or kiss them on the mouth, as you risk spreading cold sores and cavity-causing bacteria. A child's immune system isn't some perfect OS that can install every cootie update problem-free.
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Once knew a chick who was offended her doctor said "dont do this". When I explained that she could transmit her case of THRUSH to her baby, she finally got the point.
fuzzyrodent85 said:
I might sound retarded, but are reusable cloth hand towels common in restaurants? I've only ever seen paper and those air thingies. Like, imagine if McDonald's had cloth towels. There would be SO MANY gross stories that would make this sound like the pinnacle of hygiene.
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I had the misfortune of using this once. Theres no way I would wipe my ass with the same towel as anyone else, washed and bleached or not.
 
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Alice going barefoot in various retail spaces and calling shoes "foot prisons":



Alice wearing "foot prisons" at the beach:

Target? :disagree: No shoes
Beach? :agree: Shoes
 
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In one of the tiktoks in the OP she says she has a SUPER high IQ. But she doesnt mention a score or that she took a test, just that she got a lot of awards in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. :story:

Shes also young enough to have gone to school at the height of all that "participation award" bullshit, i know people call that a millennial thing, but considering how some schools arent even grading math these days in order to "help out the minorities" (not tryna politi-sperg i promise), im sure the zoomers got that shit even worse.

What im sayin is i think this girl might be retarded.
 
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Fax Machine 1488 said:
For the life of me i can't figure out what that shit actually is. Looks like a handful of foliage. Then she puts it on toast. Wat.

Also, "Fern"? Kid never had a chance.
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It’s jackfruit; she says it but I understand if you watched it on mute. It’s this really fibrous fruit that when it’s ripe, it’s really sweet and when it’s underripe, you can actually make a pretty decent “pulled pork” substitute.

Cooking the ripe stuff sounds horrible though. She says in the video that it smells like roasted starburst, and that’s probably accurate. Kind of a waste to heat it up, imo.
 
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mortalkombat420 said:
It’s jackfruit; she says it but I understand if you watched it on mute. It’s this really fibrous fruit that when it’s ripe, it’s really sweet and when it’s underripe, you can actually make a pretty decent “pulled pork” substitute.

Cooking the ripe stuff sounds horrible though. She says in the video that it smells like roasted starburst, and that’s probably accurate. Kind of a waste to heat it up, imo.
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Jackfruit is also the inspiration for Juicy Fruit's flavor.
 
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Really wondering about her labour date, she could be giving birth right now for all we know, or not, who knows.
 
She's considering giving birth on Fern's nugget (furniture for children)

She went shopping for "placenta preservation supplies", barefoot again.

She spent $125 on herbs and stones, the herbs being for post-partum use.


Doesn't seem like they're safe to use, even topically, if you're breast-feeding though.
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