Gross Alice Bender / comingupfern / alicellanispam / alicellani - Pro teen birth Militant Vegan, Doesn't brush her teeth, Wipes her ass with hand towels

[formerfatcow]

 

[Trombonista]

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Does she not know about the chlorine?

 

[formerfatcow]

Walking around Target barefoot and with her pregnant belly fully exposed

Master bedroom tour, in which she calls her 1200sqft 2 bedroom apartment "tiny". That's bigger than the average apartment, even the average 2 bedroom. Note the cloth diaper set up.

Her leaning tower of rags reusable toilet paper

More about cloth diapers, which I only bring up because...

Someone on reddit noticed some disposable diapers in her shopping cart. She'd never admit to using disposables, or admit that they have any practical use of course.

Making her husband drive her to 5 different grocery stores in opposite directions.

She also tried to convince him to move out of AZ and buy a house in another state but he said he wouldn't be able to game then because they "get super internet".

Kids threw carrots at her in elementary school lol

 

[Lead Sammich]

I really hate this cunt and her trust fund fiance. Shes only able to be this insufferable bc she doesnt have to provide for herself or have to snag a dude who would need to provide for her. No man who would have to work for his money would put up with this shit (gimme dem rainbows).

I really wish their dumbasses would actually attempt to homestead lmfao. That they dont, even tho they have the means to, proves the whole "crunchy mom" shit is just performative, or at least just a facet of her extreme autism/narcissism. So many people who actually COULD be successful homesteading would do it even if they had to make some major sacrifices in order to do it. They wont do it bc they cant get fiber also good catch on the disposable diapers, more proof its all just a farce.

This site (and threads like this one specifically but moreso muchies) has made me realize i am legitimately pro-eugenics. You should have to pass an IQ test and a mental health exam at least. Realistically it'd have to be more like an incentive based system like "20k if you get a voluntary hysterectomy before you give birth" which would cover the drug addicts and really poor people, but trust fund retards and their crunchy cunts would still be fine, which is why it has to be forced eugenics. I dont like it, but its CLEARLY the better option than letting people like this raise the next generation of americans.

 

[formerfatcow]

The fetus is here. Fern was in the tub with Alice while she was in labor.

Spoiler: home birth pictures

 

[formerfatcow]

Alice is making tiktoks showing off the raw placenta, and then seasoned placenta.

Spoiler: spoiler because placenta

 

[Trombonista]

At least we didn't get another Luna.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

The fetus is here. Fern was in the tub with Alice while she was in labor.
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Spoiler: home birth pictures

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Hmmm since she censored the baby penis does that mean she has an uncensored version? Is this cp?

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

The fetus is here. Fern was in the tub with Alice while she was in labor.
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Spoiler: home birth pictures

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Maybe it's the camera, but in the first picture she looks very much like a pale blob of boiled chicken breast...

 

[large_farva]

Does she think being vegan will save her child from drowning?
Or does she actually want to lose another child?

That water is moving so fast, and she's busy holding an infant and a phone. One little slip up and he would be gone in a flash.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Does she think being vegan will save her child from drowning?
Or does she actually want to lose another child?
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That water is moving so fast, and she's busy holding an infant and a phone. One little slip up and he would be gone in a flash.

I’m an adult who can swim and I don’t think I’d be too thrilled to fall into that! Being able to swim in a pool ≠ surviving suddenly plopping into a river. Especially if it’s cold water, then the shock of it causes a sharp inhale and boom, dead toddler.

 

[Alexei Nilych]

posted a video today lip syncing to “im gonna pack my things and leave you behind” and is looking for a new place to live in the replies as well as asking how to get a “large deposit back for a new build” lol

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFYKEd1U/

 

[large_farva]

This seems to be a pattern with Alice. She will go along posting like they are a perfect, happy family, then suddenly there's a rift and she's looking to bounce.
This also seems dangerous to advertise a need to move either alone or with two young children. She is showing interest in a room being offered by a complete stranger.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Oh god, I’d forgotten this was a thing. It isn’t new in crunchy circles.

Some women get really fixated on cloth diapers. Genuinely obsessed.

So if you really miss washing diapers covered in pee and excrement, family cloth really fills that void in your life.

PL: My parents used cloth diapers at some point when I was a baby (mid '90s). There was some service that would take away your dirty diapers and drop off clean ones. My understanding is that those diapers got a proper industrial cleaning between uses. We still have some kicking around decades later that we use as cleaning rags. I don't know much about crunchy moms, but given their fear of chemicals, I doubt they give their diapers anything resembling a proper cleaning.

Probably one who doesn't use any chemicals that would actually help teeth, because such chemicals are scary to people like Alice.

Wait until Alice finds out that people are made of chemicals.

 

[JFK in a pickle suit]

Not sure if this is old news or not, but she and Caleb finally moved into the house that was being built for them for the past two years. It's real, everyone. Let's see how long it takes for them to completely fuck it up.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler: Crusty placenta

Typically it's preserved with a controlled rate freezer. Not you know, in a soup bowl from whole foods.

Probably getting down with reusable toilet paper together.

When walmart, not exactly known for their classiness, kicks you out for not following a dress code, that's when you know something in your life went wrong.

Imagine the dog nails scratches the babies eye in its sleep.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Spoiler: Crusty placenta

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Typically it's preserved with a controlled rate freezer. Not you know, in a soup bowl from whole foods.

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Probably getting down with reusable toilet paper together.


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When walmart, not exactly known for their classiness, kicks you out for not following a dress code, that's when you know something in your life went wrong.


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Imagine the dog nails scratches the babies eye in its sleep.

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I'd love to see this woman try that no shoe bullshit in a Midwest winter. Hope your socks can stave off the frostbite when it's 5 below.

 

[large_farva]

In recent news, Alice had 3 tons of dirt delivered on the street in front of her house. Is this normal for dirt delivery? Seems like something the HOA would bitch about.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Are those disposable diapers I spy with my little eye? Also one less cashew drink to add to the family budget I guess.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Looks like her alpha provider man isn't what she thought he was.

Foot prisons? Say it ain't so!