Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StickyClits]

Is it even possible to have kids when you are this fat of a fuck? Genuinely curious. Chantel doesn't have kids, but Shanny did, but I always assumed she had those children when she was not the size of a wrecking ball.

Even if a woman has PCOS it's still possible. Not recommended to get pregnant at such a huge weight for the fact being pregnancy is already dangerous in itself.

 

[MonsterHigh197]

Scared but won't do the ONE AND ONLY fucking thing she needs to do in order to alleviate most of her ailments. She doesn't even know the difference between vaginally bleeding & urethral bleeding. Her stupidity is astounding. So she's baiting cancer, again. Here we go.

Holy fuck, she swears that her weight isn't an issue in her problems JFC. What a piece of shit. Just die already lol

I really hope she doesn’t die
I want her to suffer a long agonizing lonely life. Hopefully she becomes immobile soon and has to spend the rest of her days sitting in shit, covered in bed sores, with the only thing keeping her company are the boring memories she’s made. I hope something happens to her jaw to where it needs to be wired shut so she can no longer enjoy the one thing she loves in life.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Fair play to Charlie she was right it seems, she has lost a ton of weight, her shoulders are much smaller and shoulder fat tends to go after quite a bit of weight. She is right absolutely though, I have seen quite a few cases of untreated diabetes and the panic of mortality is present. 2 months prior I gave them the methods to lose weight and bluntly but nah. It sounds a wee bit vindictive but every time they come in internally I am like "and now we're here." They usually die shortly afterwards but nibba you got a festering leg, you either put down the big mac get amputated or you die in absolute agony.

Charlie did it the most productive way in fairness, keep it secret and then come back. I have seen numerous people do this and I have a theory it is some kind of replacement therapy where it swaps secretive negative behaviours for productive ones. Seen it in drug addicts as well.

With Amber and Chantal there is no conviction when they speak and that is how you no they will never succeed.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I hope something happens to her jaw to where it needs to be wired shut so she can no longer enjoy the one thing she loves in life.

Actually, having her jaw wired shut would probably be the best thing to happen to Amber. When you physically cannot eat solids and have to stick to liquid calories like Ensure, Gatorade, etc, those flavor profiles get old real fast. Her stomach would shrink, meaning she wouldn't have to eat her hugh mungus proportions. Of course, knowing Amber she would probably drink milkshakes and other fass food drinks all day long.

 

[inquizadoor]

Actually, having her jaw wired shut would probably be the best thing to happen to Amber. When you physically cannot eat solids and have to stick to liquid calories like Ensure, Gatorade, etc, those flavor profiles get old real fast. Her stomach would shrink, meaning she wouldn't have to eat her hugh mungus proportions. Of course, knowing Amber she would probably drink milkshakes and other fass food drinks all day long.

"blended panda express taste test" wouldnt take long

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Actually, having her jaw wired shut would probably be the best thing to happen to Amber. When you physically cannot eat solids and have to stick to liquid calories like Ensure, Gatorade, etc, those flavor profiles get old real fast. Her stomach would shrink, meaning she wouldn't have to eat her hugh mungus proportions. Of course, knowing Amber she would probably drink milkshakes and other fass food drinks all day long.

Mama Meth would blend up some incinerated pork chawps and blue Gatorade for her wee cherub to stop her throwing a hissy fit

EDIT:

Damn, ninja'd by 60 seconds

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i watched the health video again and zachary michael's reaction to it and they both seem to emphasize that cancer or kidney stones are the only possible reasons for blood in urine? i'm not a medfag but i thought there were myriad kidney issues that could cause blood in urine

 

[Mekahineyho]

New Tik tok of her lip syncing about someone sitting on her face.Very reminiscent of asking about lesbian porn while Becky was picking out headstones for Norma.She’s in high spirits! The CT scan probably just confirmed she’s fat.

 

[JulieChenMoonves]

New Tik tok of her lip syncing about someone sitting on her face.Very reminiscent of asking about lesbian porn while Becky was picking out headstones for Norma.She’s in high spirits! The CT scan probably just confirmed she’s fat.
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But what about her totally real not fake girlfriend? Won’t she be so jealous seeing her dainty angel thirst trapping on tiktok looking for a new wipemaster?

 

[Randomrando]

I can't tell if shes just REALLY bad a lip-syncing or if her face fat makes it hard for her to emote.

Like shes just half smiling saying words, her mouth opens more when she eats lmao

 

[Goatchoker]

I can't tell if shes just REALLY bad a lip-syncing or if her face fat makes it hard for her to emote.

Like shes just half smiling saying words, her mouth opens more when she eats lmao

Bolth.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

i watched the health video again and zachary michael's reaction to it and they both seem to emphasize that cancer or kidney stones are the only possible reasons for blood in urine? i'm not a medfag but i thought there were myriad kidney issues that could cause blood in urine

That's correct. Some people even get hematuria from an uncomplicated urinary tract infection. It's not really a specific finding.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Charlie did it the most productive way in fairness, keep it secret and then come back. I have seen numerous people do this and I have a theory it is some kind of replacement therapy where it swaps secretive negative behaviours for productive ones. Seen it in drug addicts as well.

Yeah, this has been confirmed through studies. It happens because regardless of whether it's overeating or a drug addiction, at it's core, it's a well-established habit (I mean, yeah, the drug addiction has the added complications of physical dependency, but once the person goes through detox, it's all in the mind). And the really shitty part is that once the brain learns a very efficient behaviour that results in a lot of dopamine release, it will NEVER forget it. You can never eliminate that habit - only replace it. If you stop the replacement habit and don't find another productive habit, the destructive one WILL COME BACK. And you can't logically override this and say "I'll replace overeating with drinking water" or "I'll replace alcohol with reading" or some other bullshit. Your brain only wants to remember a new habit if it's comparable to the old one irt dopamine. Now, there's a whole lot more to this, like dopamine detox to regain sensitivity to dopamine. And there's speculation that people who really get stuck with addiction already have abnormalaties with their brains, such as having their baseline overall mood lower than average (driving them to medicate). Or even that they respond differently to dopamine (I think that's what it was - basically they feel a stronger high than a "normal" brain does from these things, or they don't feel satiation the way a "normal" brain does, driving them to medicate). Still, at it's core, it's a learned, behavioural issue. The kicker is that there is no one best way to change a habit, so it can be difficult to use this knowledge to treat people on a large scale with a generic treatment plan. Though if you're interested in this kind of stuff Charles Duhigg's book "The Power of Habit" is a nice starting place)

So you get success stories like John (O2B) who lost his weight by becoming a fitness nut and getting into crossfit. Or Erik the Electric with his food challenges which he tries to balance out with power lifting and cycling. Or Ilona (Chikara) who gained control of her bulimia through fitness and eventually professional bodybuilding (she has an upcoming competition where she's trying to get her pro card - I know you lurk here: GOOD LUCK!!). Or even Kristine, who replaced drugs and alcohol with some gambling and her church of Rock'n'Roll Jebus.

i watched the health video again and zachary michael's reaction to it and they both seem to emphasize that cancer or kidney stones are the only possible reasons for blood in urine? i'm not a medfag but i thought there were myriad kidney issues that could cause blood in urine

There are.

Plus, Amber wasn't really clear with exactly what was going on. I don't know if Amber even knows if she's experiencing 'blood in her pee', or 'blood in the toilet when she goes pee'. I don't know if she has the dexerity or reach to properly clean her vulva, then block the vaginal opening (not necessarily with a tampon - even as simple as holding some tissue at the opening to check for spotting) and take a clean, mid-stream sample. she's also not saying HOW MUCH blood. Is the urine slightly pinkish? Is it vibrantly red? Is a brown or tea coloured? What does the paper look like when she wipes? (I hope she wipes).

Despite having no ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, or uterus, she could still experience vaginal bleeding from:

• hypothyroidism
• hyperthyrodism
• staring or stopping birth-control (I'm assuming starting or stopping HRT could be included here, though she stopped a year ago)
• fluctuating hormone levels (which she would have as she's in menopause)
• vaginal atropy (due to menopause)
• kidney or liver disease (I know, weird, right?)
• possibly vaginal prolapse (but there would likely be other symptoms that Ambo would have noticed)

Blood in the urine can be a sign of:

• Urinary tract infection
• Kidney stones
• bladder inflammation
• various kidney diseases
• caused by taking certain medications (even stuff like ASPIRIN)
• OVERCONSUMPTION OF RED FOODS/FOOD DYES (it's not actually blood you're seeing)
• prostate issues (lol NO impossible)
• caused by vigorous exercise (EVEN MORE IMPOSSIBLE than prostate problems!)

NONE of those are cancer.
If stuff like this interests you:
https://www.mayoclinic.org/symptoms/vaginal-bleeding/basics/causes/sym-20050756https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/blood-in-urine-causes

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Those talking about AL having her jaw wired shut:

Spoiler: Familial PLing stupidity

My ol' great-grandfather had a stroke in his late 80's. Dude couldn't masticate very well any more after that. But damn it, he couldn't live without his no shit daily dinner of steak and potatoes.

He started having his seasoned and cooked medium-well steaks pureed in the food processor until it was like baby food, and then spooned onto the creamiest mashed potatoes ever. Because not even stroke-face could keep him from eating a damned steak every day.

Also didn't stop him from his daily 2 tobacco pipe and evening cigar habit that he'd developed when he was a young farmhand teen back in the early 1900s, either.

Wiley little stick of a bastard lived until he was 98 - he passed 4 months after his wife did.

Didn't bother reading: Where there's a will, there's a way. A wired shut jaw would in no way stop a desperate fatty.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

if her jaw was wired shut she would just shove her jalapeno cheeseburgers up her cooter and get her kicks that way

 

[Sarah Connor]

Not this bitch making her mom give her the Ozempic shot and holding the needle saying: "do you know what you're doing"?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

(Don't check, Boolean. There is absolutely nothing to gain by checking.)
......
*Checks* .... DAMNIT!!


*** VLOG ALERT!! ***
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E2ojYRbrlc
Invidious: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=1E2ojYRbrlc
Archive:

Spoiler: Archive: 360p

When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was clickbaiting cancer for the 4th time (was it the fourth time? Let's see: first was the MRI/CT after her hysterectomy, and she couldn't get that scan because LOL2FAT. Second was the whole nonsense about how she shouldn't have been taking Estrogen because she now has an increased risk of cancer. Third was when she started Ozempic and click-baited thyroid cancer. Fourth was when she was hinting that her case of pneumonia might be dangleeen-lung cancer.) ... NO, THAT WAS THE FIFTH TIME! Anyhoozles, Amber also did some incredible mental gymnasics trying to explain how her fatness increases her risk for medical problems, while also explaining that none of her medical problems were caused by her fatness. What's going on today? Probably a diagnosis of "lol2fat", but we had better go check. TAKE US IN!!!

Spoiler: too big for the ct scan, first ozempic shot, & weigh in! | vlog

"Hey guize, welcome to a new vlog". Proper intro. Also, this vlog takes place mere seconds after the previous one ended. Previous video blathering. Nervous about CT scan blathering. Go watch my previous video blathering.

JUMPCUT!!! In the waiting room. Blink and you'll miss it. Now back outside. OMGah, the CT weight limit was EXACTLY her current weight so Ambo couldn't get it done! Her doctor is going to find another place with higher weight limits so she can get the scan...

No, not THERE you SHITLORDS! That's for bears and baby elephants! Amber needs a place for baby elephant and bear-sized HUMANS!!

Amber says it's "whatevs" (so worried, you guize). Amber gets peeved that Kristine stopped for a smoke break, so Amber has to waddle the entire 100 ft to the car instead of being picked up at the door of the DENNYS that they just ate at.

JUMPCUT!! Back at home. Update: lab results are in! And... Amber's NOT PREGNANT! Okay, seriously, Amber doesn't tell us the results, but informs us that she's been cleared to take the Semaglutide that they already sold to her. YAY!! Starting tomorrow (because she needs one last hurrah). Amber's vitamin D is low but not as low as before... surprising no one (most people in North America have to suppliment - the climate (and culture) doesn't permit year-round mostly undressed multiple hour per day sun exposure).

Amber hates the waiting of not knowing what's going on because she's too fat for the scanner (but doesn't hate it enough to lose enough weight to fit).

PLACARD: Next day

Ceiling-shot weigh-in of 500.4lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber has a brain-block and LIDURALLLY CANNOT put a needle in her (despite the needle being thinner than a human hair and shorter than a thumbtack), so KRISTINE HAS TO DO IT! Amber acknowledges that her ears disappear when she looks straight into the camera and HOPES that Ozempic can fix that (because Amber isn't going to do anything to fix that).

She loves making this face...

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action X 2 as both Amber AND Kristine faff around in the kitchen to give Amber her Ozempic. Amber asks Kristine if she knows what she's doing. Don't worry, Ambo, I'm confident that Kristine knows her way around a needle.

The amount appears to be pre-drawn into a 27G 1mL capacity syringe (the type diabetics buy for insulin, and used by emergency responders for administering glucagon or epinephrine) which is only filled about 1/4 full or so - which tracks, because isn't the first dose 0.25? Amber complains about the 'WHOLE' amount having to go in her. Kristine calls Amber out on the fact that she's done all of this before. Kristine calls it 10cc, but it's not: 10cc is a HUGE syringe by comparison. Geez-zus, I've seen TODDLERS take booster shots better. LOL, it's done and Kristine asks Amber if she needs a sticker.

Yeah, I can't let this go. 1cc vs 10cc syringe:

Kristine, you're a fucking retard.

Kristine tells Amber to get herself sharps bin, because it's irresponsible to throw away dirty needles in the trash. Amber goes "yeah", and ignores her.

JUMPCUT!! Hurpling action at Barnes and Noble for more garbage celebrity poetry books that she won't read! *touch touch touch* X 2!! Filler content. *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!! Pigging out at Chik-fil-A to ensure that she's too big for any and all CT machines. Then outside for another smoke break. I love how Amber's emphasizing Kristine's smoking, when we know that Ambo sucks on her mystery compound 'Delta-8' vape all the time. More nonsense blathering. I can feel my brain starting to melt just listening to this. I can't imagine having to deal with either of them IRL *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!! At Kohl's for more tat! Mirror selfies! Ambo needs a new purse to replace her other new purse.

JUMPCUT!! At... Starbz? to taste-test a new flavour of sugar-water. Blathering about the sugar-water *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!! At the grocery store. Kristine is making eggplant casserole, but doesn't know what an eggplant is or what it looks like (remember this when you wonder how Amber got so fat). Stupid penis jokes. *touch touch touch*

JUMPCUT!! Haul time - and I don't care. We know it's all trash *SKIP*

END THE VIDEO ALREADY!!! Oh look, another journal *SKIP*

JUMPCUT!! It's the end of the vlog (YES!!!), so it's time to do the Q&A (NOOOOOO!!!).
1) Amber left California at the age of 18. At 18, she moved from California to Oklahoma, then moved from Oklahoma to Arizona.

All done. Byee!!!

TL;DR: Ceiling-shot Weigh-in of 500.4lbs (pannus on the towel rack). Amber doesn't get the CT scan 'cuz LOL2FAT, so her doctor needs to find another one with a higher weight limit (as no way will Ambo lose weight get below 500lbs). Kristine gives Ambo her first Semaglutide injection, and can't even identify the needle or dose size (what kind of junkie are you!??!) Amber goes out to eat shit food multiple times, and hurples around a lot of shops to buy more shit she doesn't need. Haul of even more worthless celebrity "poetry" books.

Fuck you, Ambo. This was low, even for you. May your karma be for your internal organs to liquify until you pop like the giant toxic waste-filled balloon you are (like that villian did in RoboCop).

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Not Amberlynn asking her ex drug addict mother if she knows how to inject lmao

 

[D_Tractor]

Not Amberlynn asking her ex drug addict mother if she knows how to inject lmao

It's a subcutaneous injection not intravenous injection like heroin.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Kristine may be sober, but she seems like a bitch just like her spawn. I bet off camera these 2 smelly beasts complain and smugly judge others and the standards of whatever establishment they eat at like trailer trash strangely do.

If I didn’t know Amberlynn I would think this screenshot was a massively fat little girl playing with mamas glasses