Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

One thing that would make it difficult for Amber to molest children is that she STINKS and little kids have no problem pointing out such things and avoiding them.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

One thing that would make it difficult for Amber to molest children is that she STINKS and little kids have no problem pointing out such things and avoiding them.

My kid saw her over my shoulder on a reactors TikTok once and said “why is she so fat ahahaha”kids have no filter and it’s incredible.
Imagine the parents hushing their kids as they point and stare at Amber hurpling around TJ Maxx with her pants dragging on the floor and a giant pair of shiny lips slung over her shoulder as a “purse”, phone held up at selfie angle as she eye-fucks herself.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Really? That's the only thing Amber actually said that I put into quotations? I'll grab the screenshot of her saying that "age is just a number" and defending teenagers dating someone 30 once I find it. It was an ask she got where someone was complaining about people not having a problem with older people with a 20 year age gap dating but having issues with a teenager dating someone with the same age gap. I'm not sure why you're defending Amber so hard about this.
I mean, I understand if this is because you don't like that people are calling Amber a pedophile when she's not. I get that. But we're talking about the creepy and gross things she's said even if she isn't a full blown pedo.

Thank you for educating me on this when I was wrong. That's really pea-brained of ALR to say back then and I can see how this rhetoric is enabling now.

 

[+who.cares+]

Emily's 33rd birthday

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Emily's 33rd birthday
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she looks like tommy's fat old nan nan here. Those mouth parenthesis, yeesh.

 

[Fee]

Emily's 33rd birthday
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I still cannot with those god damn eyebrows. Man they are ugly. Biggie smells, Captain Chunk and the eyebrow, pork and bean whatever you want to call them all I see is just gross.

 

[+who.cares+]

Does anyone have the screenshots from Oh Lordy it's Jordy's current livestream? DIB part 2.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Does anyone have the screenshots from Oh Lordy it's Jordy's current livestream? DIB part 2.

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Just adding a detail for context. With the message from Megan to the informant (03.png - the white background image), the informant commented that this message wasn't written in the style that the informant knew Megan to write in, and suspected that it was dictated by Emily. Jordy found that significant, considering Amber read that whole speech that her audience said didn't sound like her and had suspected that emily had a hand in it.

TL; DR: If true, Emily is as big of a psychopath as Amber. May the odds be forever in your favour, Ambo. Let the Hunger Games begin!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

May the odds be forever in your favour, Ambo. Let the Hunger Games begin!

Heh. Hunger Games.

Honestly I was thinking- ambo is sizing down compared to Colleen.

What are the chances, if this lasts, that Amber will get nearly as big as Colleen when she died, or bigger?

Like how long did that take?

 

[Texas Pete's w1lly]

As far as custody, it isn't necessarily Emily's actions but of the company she's kept or situations she's been in. It may even be voluntary or based solely on stability given work schedule.

For example, I know a mom who had full custody of their child the child's entire life. All it took was a DV incident with the mom's new husband where mom had the cops called and ex-hub prosecuted - child was sent to bio-dad afterwards for safety. Mom still has legal custody and rights, but child is physically placed with the bio-dad (who is not the persecutor of the DV incident naturally) because given the situation, even with the mother going no-contact with now ex-husband and following through with charges/court rulings, the child had begun attending school at bio-dads house during legal proceedings and they didn't want to continue to upset child's life. Mom didn't really do anything wrong, but the child's welfare was foremost.

Not defending Emily by any means but it's easy to speculate and there are many factors. The above situation was* state that historically favors the mother.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

What are the chances, if this lasts, that Amber will get nearly as big as Colleen when she died, or bigger?

I don't think she'll get anywhere close to 1000 pounds. She's so short at 5'2" that her heart will give out way before she gets to quadruple-digit weights.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I don't think she'll get anywhere close to 1000 pounds. She's so short at 5'2" that her heart will give out way before she gets to quadruple-digit weights.

You say that, but this is the farms, you got cows still trucking on after 4 strokes, others have several STDs, and, as for Amber, she has defied numerous death expectations many had over the several years she's been on the site.

While I do agree that the feeder is charting a course toward death for our gorl, she will likely give us an interesting case study on just what the human body is capable of enduring before her lardy carcass needs to be slow-cooked in the corpse BBQ chamber.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I don't doubt that Emily is a malignant square headed bitch but those screenshots just feel like reddit fanfic

 

[dfranki723]

A lot of the shit Fatty has done also sounds unbelievable but we've all had the pleasure of witnessing it. I don't think anything is too crazy for this pair of shitbags.

 

[Constellationzero]

I wanna see Big Cherry grow to:

* Carol Yager
* Rosalee Bradford
* Michael Hebranko

proportions!! C'mon, PERVERT, show us your skillz!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

As far as custody, it isn't necessarily Emily's actions but of the company she's kept or situations she's been in. It may even be voluntary or based solely on stability given work schedule.

Not defending Emily by any means but it's easy to speculate and there are many factors. The above situation was* state that historically favors the mother.

All we know is that Emily's ex has the custody of the child, but we do not know the conditions attached to this custody. It could well be that Emily did not want to have custody because of her line of work with night shifts, or many other perfectly acceptable reasons. We do not know what access to her daughter she has. As in many situation, she might have access to her on weekends and some weekdays.

Regardless, Amber is not happy with having a child that take the attention from Emily to her. The child will always have precedence over her, which will drive her resentful.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

I don't doubt that Emily is a malignant square headed bitch but those screenshots just feel like reddit fanfic

It does, but then I (unfortunately) remembered some of the photos people have shown of Emily with her previous victim and how that woman was basically buck naked in all of them, so the detail about Emily liking them in their "birthday suits" lines up a little.

 

[lol cow supreme]

"What if the roles were reveresed ". But they aren't. 99% of child molesters and rapists are men and Amberlynn is not a man. That's why this is a dumbass comment and comparison. "What if the roles were reversed and cows ate people??" completely pointless thought exercise because that's not the world we live in.

Amberlynn is not attracted to children or teenage girls or adult women or men or any human being at all. She is completely asexual from being a fat fuck her entire life and trying to poorly mimic sexual attraction to people for attention. She interacts inappropriately with teenagers because she is mentally stunted and retarded, not because she's a predator.

99% of the population is less than 500 pounds. Amber is in the proud 1%. She's also homosexual, with greatly increases her odds of being a minor attracted person. She also claims sexual abuse, which further increases the odds. Amber is also an alleged rapist, again increasing her odds. I agree she's too fat to commit actual pedophilia, but she has shown her propensities, and made statements showing her tolerance of the idea.

Stop trying to act like Amber cant possible be a pedo because she's a woman. If she could lure children with Jello pudding pops she would. But she keeps eating them all before any kids come by.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

99% of the population is less than 500 pounds. Amber is in the proud 1%. She's also homosexual, with greatly increases her odds of being a minor attracted person. She also claims sexual abuse, which further increases the odds. Amber is also an alleged rapist, again increasing her odds. I agree she's too fat to commit actual pedophilia, but she has shown her propensities, and made statements showing her tolerance of the idea.

Stop trying to act like Amber cant possible be a pedo because she's a woman. If she could lure children with Jello pudding pops she would. But she keeps eating them all before any kids come by.

It's been said before but I'll say it again: while the things she's done are gross, they're less predatory and more the behavior of a teenager, which is where Amber is mentally stuck. Is it okay? No, but it's definitely more the product of being mentally stunted. She talks to teens the way they talk to eachother, and has the emotional maturity to match.

 

[Terfatron]

t's probably also connected to how reaction channels of lolcows often become lolcalves themselves. They make a couple videos which do well, and then they fly too close to the sun trying to give advice or be intellectual and shit to then fall off. That or some other degeneracy like them trooning out.

Spoiler: Question for the thread

why is every hambo commenter a fatty themselves?
Mr Snowball ballooned in no-time after he started covering gorl world.
Are they hayders or do they start seeing these gorlsas inspiration after a whale?