Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Xenomorph said:
Amber putting her gunt on the towel rack

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Wait, I know I watched the whole video yesterday, but it didn't occur to me then.
That's the black barbie tarp, is it not?
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I haven't really kept up with the recent eras, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but I feel like it's been a while since we've seen that one.

Truly, this is the trashnessaince era, and we're getting a rerun of her outfits. Do wonder if she still has that black dress with roses and that other one she wore back to front.
 
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Slightly late, but I’m team Rarity is dead. The evidence is making it very hard to prove otherwise to me.

Amber has no idea how much worse it makes her look if she lies about not going to the shelter to confirm if the dead cat is hers because she was told not to by the volunteers. People go to morgues and shelters all the time to confirm or deny if a body is indeed of their missing loved one, regardless of the condition it was found. It provides closure. Painful closure, but a death confirmation is better than the eternal mystery of where or how they are. She thought her lie would cover her ass or attract sympathy when it only further proved that she didn’t give that much of a shit about Rarity in the end. It was obvious before, but damn. RIP pretty kitty, you deserved much better.
 
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My husband and I were talking about some of this last night, he brought up a great idea that I'm sure a more technology adept kiwi could pull off.

You take an AI, and you feed it (pun intended) pictures of the faces of women from my 600 lb life, specifically the scenes where we find out their weights.
Basically you're teaching it to associate a number to associate with how people carry fat in the face.

You could then give it a picture of Amber from a past era where her weight was known, basically to calibrate the AI. Then when it gives you your guess (if correct), you give it a picture of her face now, and it would predict (hopefully with accuracy) how much she weighs now.

"Tard Star, that's retarded. An AI couldn't do that."

Hahaha! That's the fun part, we've already trained some ai to detect minor differences in the iris to predict the sex of the person possessing that spesific iris. not only was the margin of error thin (heh) it was finding something in the iris we couldn't see ourselves.

Something like fat distribution in the face is far more obvious, therefore I think this could work.
I'll bet there may even be an AI model out there that already does this.
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
I'll bet there may even be an AI model out there that already does this.
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Update: chat GPT used to do this without issues (per a reddit post I found from 4 months ago), but it's since gone stupid and doesn't do that anymore; at least not without knowing Amber's "height, weight distribution and posture" 🙄

I tried giving it pictures from her most recent vlog and it refused to analyze them for me.
Give me a bit, I'll try again.
 
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
You could then give it a picture of Amber from a past era where her weight was known, basically to calibrate the AI. Then when it gives you your guess (if correct), you give it a picture of her face now, and it would predict (hopefully with accuracy) how much she weighs now.
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where this would work in averge people it would not work with Hamber at her extreme size. The face can only get so fat. Hambones laaaygs alone are 100 pounds a pop.

This is why Chantal/Foodie Beauty/Mariam the Revert isnt 500 pounds though her face is YUUUGE. Her legs are very small compared to her abdomen, arms, and hands.
 
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New Slopmas video dropped, will get it archived as soon as I get home.
She's got to be trolling with this tarp tho. sjxuc.png
Gorl got that cottage cheese skin on her arms.
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That facial scab is coming along nicely
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Definitely someone who grieves the loss of their pet

Tl;dw: She's been catching up on youtube, retarded Tarot(?) reading, claims her hair is growing back, sperging about how she says ordamint (ordamintgate), whines harassment over ppl wanting to know about the cat, lies about going out (lol) in order to look for her cat, probably lies about the interaction with the shelter, pretends to be miserable about rarity, laygo update, and she got a barbie tumbler from Emily
 
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"this is all becoming too much." Uploaded on 2024-12-04.

Not gonna lie, when someone posted above that Amber was doing a Tarot reading, I got all excited. I thought she had dusted off the training-wheels deck (that she bought post Jade-era as a fuck you to Antphrodite and The Ankle - edited to add - and Kicking Geese), and was going to try and stumble through a reading. These are just shitty Zoltar Oracle cards :( She's posted a lot of stuff recently that hints that she watches The Ankle. I think these cards are to copy the silly "readings" he does with his training-wheels tarot deck.

Those two big scabs from 2019 are back on her face. I wonder if these are some sort of cysts that she keeps picking at. Amber talks about more and more "baby hairs" growing in, refusing to realize that these "baby hairs" are actually more and more BREAKAGE of her fried, dead hair. Combine that with the really dark circles around her eyes and her absolutely DEAD-EYED stare through this entire vlogmas so far, and she's looking absolutely GHOULISH.

Oooh, Emily bought Amber a pink Tumbler to hold all of the weight-gain protein smoothies she plans to stuff Ambo with.

This is all so stupid - and it's not even funny-stupid. It's just pathetic-stupid, and beyond obvious that Amber's going out of her way to make each video even worse than the previous one. So far this has been her "creative output": Amber hurples around all alone in the house with nothing to do, and makes up bullshit and lies in a video. Then she comes back in the next video and argues about the fabricated drama with her image in the viewfinder about it, while lying about new bullshit (so she'll have something to argue about in the next vlog). The only satisfaction is seeing how miserable she is from karma (well, cause and effect) finally biting her in the ass.

What do you want to bet that this Rarity nonsense and BOOLYEEEEN will be her excuse to quit vlogmas this year?
 
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Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
Can this cunt just admit the cat is fucking dead already (or she made the whole thing up) so people from reddit and twitter can light their pitchforks and forget about it in a week.
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Some of the dipshits were already trying to downplay it right after it came to light. For some reason no matter what she does, their sympathy rears its ugly head eventually.
Maybe they all see part of themselves in her.
No other explanation for repeatedly acknowledging then forgetting her shittiness.
 
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