Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Amber is now on an "intermission" to "let people go to the bathroom."
Everyone is staring at this lovely shot of her ceiling. All this for the low price of $9.99/month!

that one person needed smokes.. too lmao

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Someone posted our gorl on a subreddit and I'm just posting here because of the photos they used. Perfect.

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I have something to go along with these lmao
Apparently that devil horn filter has cranked up to 10 since I found this

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

has anyone been recording her members only lives

 

[I call shenanigans]

What could you possibly be doing in Walmart for so long your scooter runs out of batteries? Even if you were just dicking around, don't those things last a while?

Under normal circumstances, and fully charged, the answer is yes. The more weight put on them, the less distance they can go on a full charge. On uneven terrain they last less, if tyres are too flat, they’ll last less on a charge. The supermarket owned ones are doomed from the start. Unlike an individually owned one, the retail outlet ones are on the go all day, everyday. Not only are they in constant use, they are primarily being used by deathfats who far outweigh the 350lb weight limit (including the weight of items placed in the basket) that most of these scooters have. Plus the batteries have a lifespan, and their ability to hold charge lessens over time. The scooters at retail outlets are being operated far outside of the standard operation for a unit.

Amber’s not heading to Walmart at 7am when the scooters are all fully charged and ready to go, she’s going there late in the day and grabbing an uncharged cart that someone just left in the car park, rather than returned to the store. Which is also something we saw her do, ride the scooter to the car and just leave it there out in the weather.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

so she says that Beck is valid in her experiences but also says everything beck says is a lie LMAO which is it gorl

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Even if she wasn't the same person she was back then, she still did those things. They still happened, and there still can be consequences.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

What could you possibly be doing in Walmart for so long your scooter runs out of batteries? Even if you were just dicking around, don't those things last a while?

tbf at hauling 700 lbs I give one of those things 15 minutes tops

 

[Hayduraide]

Someone accuses Amber of stealing having BPD from Alexis. "I was actually diagnosed with BPD..."

Oops I was typing so much I didn't finish this sentence and now it's too late to edit that post. Amber said "I was actually diagnosed with BPD after I met Alexis."
Her BPD diagnosis by a totally real professional changes timelines moment by moment.

 

[Jerbear89]

Someone posted our gorl on a subreddit and I'm just posting here because of the photos they used. Perfect.

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you can fit a whole dvd collection on that shelf ass

 

[dead stiff]

Why the hell does she wear a choker to bed? She may as well get a choker tattooed to her neck since she practically lives in it. There must be a permanent line on her neck where it sits 24/7. It must be dark considering Becky said she had to scrub the choker stains off the back her neck.

She wears it 24/7 because it gives the illusion of her having a neck at all, like a point of reference to distract from her fat waddle. In rare times she hasn’t worn it, her neck just blends into the fat blob hanging off her jaw.

Minor PL because I'm frustrated about the pets thing.

Spoiler

I've been dealing with depression myself. This has, unfortunately, included doing "rotting" (I'm aware that makes it worse, I am working on it.) You know what I can still do though? Take care of our damn cats. If anything the little shits are motivators. I can't comprehend how someone could let an animal get to that point.

I think we all get a little up-in-arms when it comes to Critters though.

Related PL, sorry if it’s retarded.

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I’ll never understand how she’s so fucking proud to display her laziness and ‘depression’ (which, is it really in this instance if something is supposedly happening to CAUSE the sadness?). My birds are high maintenance, and the bare minimum is fresh food and water, any time I don’t go ABOVE that, I feel guilty. Which makes me feel worse. I can only imagine Big Al just piles up cat food and kibble in a bowl and probably has one of those water fountains for pets that she hasn’t cleaned in years.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Amber standing up for Rosa Parks for black History month

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Can’t wait for Amber’s tactical soap sponsor code to go live

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Wasn't Becky obsessed with Billie Eilish too? I have this vague memory of Becky hand drawing Billie Eilish's lil jailbait boobies.

 

[a hapless toad]

Someone asks if Amber was diagnosed with BPD by a psychiatrist. Amber responds, "I was diagnosed by a psychologist. Psychiatrist is to get medication, psychologist is not."

While I'm sure most of us know this, it bears repeating for those who don't...psychologists do not diagnose. In general, psychiatrists diagnose and then medicate if applicable, while psychologists treat with therapy.

As per usual, Hambo is a lah.

 

[Fee]

When I see this, I can't help but think of the movie The hot chick. "That's a huge bitch." Im betting there is a huge nosed Simpson character in Wisconsin enjoying the show. ALR is a giant ball sack.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

the vlog where my girlfriend breaks up with me and i start spiraling...​

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Why did she title this like a Friends episode lmao

Also not be be gross but to make the picture more realistic; even normal women know that even just a little blood and sweat at the start of a period can smell very off and metallic. Now imagine that just x100 and with older smells from past bleeds. It was probably so horrific and in the Kentucky heat

And not to be even more disgusting but old period blood has a specific smell too. Especially if it's clotted and heavy.

No way Amber was getting regular periods since she was like 15 at the most.

Why would Amber use RedNote? RedNote operates under Chinese censorship laws, which heavily restrict LGBTQ content, so why would she waste her time on an app that censors and frowns upon queer content in general? Oh wait, she's a dumb fat ass that doesn't look into shit before she jumps into it. She just needs her ass pats regardless where it's coming from. MandarinLynn when?

tbh I don't think it's Amber on RedNote. She doesn't care about China, unless it's about orange chicken. She's never stroked me as the type of girlypop to know about current events or want to know about other cultures. (She swore she had a kpop phase that I doubt lol)

Didn't Amber claim she was diagnosed with BPD while she was with Becky? Because it was odd that Eric, Ricky, Becky, and Amber was diagnosed with BPD all at the same time.

It was bipolar disorder, not borderline personality disorder (which is what she's referring to now)

Wasn't Becky obsessed with Billie Eilish too? I have this vague memory of Becky hand drawing Billie Eilish's lil jailbait boobies.

It was probably for Amber or something. I do kinda vaguely remember that but I don't think it was Becky actually liked her. (I could be incorrect lol)

 

[Poochie_Mama]

Amber addresses Becky's claims that Amber would hide about her weight. "I was always very upfront about my weight. I never cared. Like, are you joking??? That's the part where I'm just like whhhhuuuuuut????"

Amber herself has admitted to fudging weigh-ins.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Amber responded, "When we were in a relationship, 95% of the time, Beck did clean it." Amber then blames her never cleaning the litterboxes because she was bed bound and she physically couldn't... the entire 4 years she was in a relationship with Becky? She talks about how "OCD" she is about keeping the litterboxes clean, how much she loves to clean.

that's a fucking LAH everybody knows she THROWS OUT HER LITTERBOXES AND BUYS NEW ONES WHEN THEY GET FULL as per one of her vlogs a month into living in OKC.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

She was so fat and lazy that she couldn't use regular Walmart pads and she couldn't really change full size diaper like pads, so she would just bleed and shove a towel down there and call it good. She out fatted period hygiene. She bled 24/7 for years also and just gave up giving a fuck.

Which means she probably bleed all over the car and Wolmart scooters too. The free bleeding shit is so disgusting.

 

[Single_Sock]

Amber herself has admitted to fudging weigh-ins.

She's also admitted when she starts seeing a weight she doesn't like she will just stop weighing in.

Shes saying all if this contradictory shit to give reaction channels something to talk about.

She knows her audience for sure. People crawl out of the woodwork to tell her, NUH UH. That's not what you said LAST TIME