Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Holy T_Rex]

Thumb is a shit person and always has been same as Amber in a lot of ways.
Professional Victim
Allergic to work
Allergic to losing weight
Thinks they are the latest fad
Is a hypochondriac
A need to be special
Chronic liar
Mommy issues
A trail of exes that wrong them but they were angels
Also was in love with an ex while dating Amber (all her guntlickers like Salty Crab love to forget this was confirmed by patron Saint Beck-key the Neckless.
Gunt
Hunchback
Allergic to accountability
Whale
Needs to live off people
Cant be alone
Arrested Development

Just another nuance of total failure as a human being.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Question: what are your opinions about Hambo going to try EMDR therapy for her BEEPEEDEeeeh and CPTSDEEE?

Therapy only works if you work it. You don't have to put in the work with EMDR since it's being done to you.
You're not actually learning coping strategies or actively changing how you think. It's how your traumatic memories are stored. Personally, I think it's all bullshit.

That being said: DBT is the gold standard for treating BPD. DBT is clinically proven to help those suffering with BPD and PTSD/c-PTSD. EMDR does not, in fact, EMDR has been shown to exacerbate BPD symptoms.
Wait until this becomes the issue... then she'll have to find another therapist, oh noes!
Every dumb bitch with BPD whose ever bothered to google treatments for it has seen DBT/CBT recommended. Leave it to Amberlynn to find the laziest method of therapy. My God.

Btw do we even know if she's seeing a therapist in-person? For all we know, she's doing this virtually, just like her Smegma-glutide and since EMDR is such bullshit they can do their little light show over webcam.

but, I digress...

I think Emily is definitely still in the picture. During Amber's live she kept doing in that dumbass shitty Wisconsin/Minnesota accent. We all know she copies the accent of whomever she's dating. She also mentioned if "someone wanted to go get some cigarettes across the street" during her intermission. Anyone have Emily's address? Any gas stations across from her?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I feel vindicated that finally after years Amber is finally receiving backlash for her pedophilic behaviour. I know a lot of us here are in the same camp when it comes to Amber and minors. Do I feel like it is a result of trauma and her being molested? Fuck no I just think she is a low IQ narc cunt who is a pathological liar. Does she have BPD? No, she mimics mental illnesses to acquire victim points and that was how she was as a child even.

One thing I want to emerge too is her "foshter" stories. I don't believe her story at all. She will not even say the age she went into foster care, it keeps changing as she has said 8,9,10 up to 13/14. It makes no fucking sense and as someone who has worked with kids in that system they either say "I was x" or "I was around x", it's pretty clear-cut.

I think all this is a side effect of her decline in relevancy as channels need to pick at something to aim at. Rachel's video is fantastic it is quite non-biased and just goes through a list. Do I appreciate low-IQ retards like The Ankle spamming the word pedo at her, no not really? It makes you look stupid and malicious honestly. You cannot say Amber is a cunt while being a cunt because in the end it gives her more victim ammo and it makes you look retarded.

It is very telling too as both Ankle and Rachel are gay but clearly operate on a different level. She knows that gays being branded as pedos is common because sadly it is true and the only way you can remove that is by eliminating troons and gays who co-sign or perform that behavior. There is a rise in the LGB, which dissociates from that group entirely.

 

[Confederate Fag]

No one else finding the whole choosy choosy and pretend lint thing extremely disturbing? I knew she was mental but that shit is lunatic behaviour. Gives me the creeps.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The final game of Choosy is when she has her partner select the weapon they use to an hero.

 

[powdered toast]

No one else finding the whole choosy choosy and pretend lint thing extremely disturbing? I knew she was mental but that shit is lunatic behaviour. Gives me the creeps.

It would be disturbing for an otherwise relatively normal person but this is a land whale that does/has done literally nothing every waking hour for years. She does nothing but obsess over food and come up with ways to manipulate and abuse others for amusement because she has nothing else to do. Imagine what you'd come with to entertain yourself or pass time if you did nothing, were mostly immobile, too lazy to do anything about it, and constantly raging on the inside because you know it's your own fault. Amber is actually insane in the most literal sense. The only way she can even function to feign normal behavior is through denial and delusion, which is why she needs the online existence.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

No one else finding the whole choosy choosy and pretend lint thing extremely disturbing? I knew she was mental but that shit is lunatic behaviour. Gives me the creeps.

Becky's claim that Amber didn't get physically abusive only because she was bedbound seems to check out, if you ask me.

I completely agree that these "activities" are straight up psychotic behavior.

 

[Constellationzero]

It would be disturbing for an otherwise relatively normal person but this is a land whale that does/has done literally nothing every waking hour for years. She does nothing but obsess over food and come up with ways to manipulate and abuse others for amusement because she has nothing else to do. Imagine what you'd come with to entertain yourself or pass time if you did nothing, were mostly immobile, too lazy to do anything about it, and constantly raging on the inside because you know it's your own fault. Amber is actually insane in the most literal sense. The only way she can even function to feign normal behavior is through denial and delusion, which is why she needs the online existence.

But enough about Brendan Fraser's fantastic performance.

 

[Golly]

No one else finding the whole choosy choosy and pretend lint thing extremely disturbing? I knew she was mental but that shit is lunatic behaviour. Gives me the creeps.

At least you can sort of trace choosy to some sort of boring game an adult might play with a very young child to pass the time, which would at least support Amberlynn's state of arrested development. The lint picking sounded way more sick to me. You have to pity Amberlynn for thinking at any point that these are acceptable pastimes for adults to share. It does actually give Rita from Arrested Development.

 

[Girth Master]

Therapy only works if you work it. You don't have to put in the work with EMDR since it's being done to you.
You're not actually learning coping strategies or actively changing how you think. It's how your traumatic memories are stored. Personally, I think it's all bullshit.

That being said: DBT is the gold standard for treating BPD. DBT is clinically proven to help those suffering with BPD and PTSD/c-PTSD. EMDR does not, in fact, EMDR has been shown to exacerbate BPD symptoms.
Wait until this becomes the issue... then she'll have to find another therapist, oh noes!
Every dumb bitch with BPD whose ever bothered to google treatments for it has seen DBT/CBT recommended. Leave it to Amberlynn to find the laziest method of therapy. My God.

Btw do we even know if she's seeing a therapist in-person? For all we know, she's doing this virtually, just like her Smegma-glutide and since EMDR is such bullshit they can do their little light show over webcam.

but, I digress...

I think Emily is definitely still in the picture. During Amber's live she kept doing in that dumbass shitty Wisconsin/Minnesota accent. We all know she copies the accent of whomever she's dating. She also mentioned if "someone wanted to go get some cigarettes across the street" during her intermission. Anyone have Emily's address? Any gas stations across from her?

As someone who had to get a shit ton of testing done to get my BPD and ADHD diagnosis, DBT therapy was instrumental in my journey for not letting the BPD control my life. Unfortunately I suffer from Bipolar 1 so I can't be medicated for ADHD because it makes me manic as fuck.

I fucking hated CBT. If Amber is seeing a regular therapist who utilizes CBT, she's not going to get anything out of it because Amber is a retarded narcissist and the tools the therapist would use to challenge her distorted thinking would be lost on her. She'd view it as an attack and narc rage.

I highly doubt Amber has BeePeeDee, which I know has been stated multiple times before. If anything, she has NPD, which BPD can co-morbid, but she ticks a lot more boxes for NPD than she does BPD.

I highly doubt she's seeing a therapist in person, she's probably using Better Help or someshit. It wouldn't surprise me if she started doing Better Help sponsorships on her channel in the future, though I highly doubt any company would ever want to be affiliated with her.

Amber is aggressively stupid and I think she was telling on herself with the cigarette comment. I'm in the wheelhouse that Emily and Amber are still together, just in secret, but we know how terrible Amber is at keeping those. I think that Emily wasn't expecting Amber to move her pets and shit into her house so soon (ignoring the lesbians moving in together quickly trope), I think she was expecting her relationship with Amber to be like her previous relationship: one where she could go visit and get her rocks off and then leave. Whilst Amber is looking for a full time live in wiper/caretaker/soft love whatever the fuck, Emily likes to keep her fatties at a distance. The dynamic is one that doesn't suit Amber's needs, and the only reason I think that she's still entertaining the long distance weirdness is because she's a narc who needs the validation of having a gf who's actually attracted to her gargantuan size.

So, yeah, I think Emily is definitely still in the picture.

 

[Cranky Old Broad]

Just a couple of honorable mentions from yesterday. Enjoy


And I think this is where Amber is headed

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I literally gasped in horror. WHO is this?!

 

[Hayduraide]

Remember during the Jade Era when Amber bought a lint bin? And Jade was like "Stoooop I had that in my Amazon cart, too!"

Everyone thought the purchase was so odd at the time, but maybe it had a purpose. Do you think Amber made Jade play the lint-picking game with her and she bought the lint bin for Jade to throw the imaginary lint in?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I’m not a young rabbit anymore and I’ve seen and experienced plenty of dysfunctional behaviour but have to admit the lint picking really brought me up short. I can’t begin to understand it. And it’s doubly weird in that Amber had to think about that and ASK it.

But Becky also had to agree and I just can’t fathom that.

The only thing that begins to make sense to me is that Amber wanted to see just how much control she had.

 

[Fee]

I literally gasped in horror. WHO is this?!

Just a random Facebook video I was sent.

Video

 

[janeir0]

I literally gasped in horror. WHO is this?!

Bobbi-Jo Westley

 

[spergsperg55]

And it’s doubly weird in that Amber had to think about that and ASK it.

Not only did she ask for it, she made it a ROUTINE. She knew Becky didn't like it and yet insisted on doing this one specific task over and over again... what kind of mental illness even is that?

Also, is the choosey game like an impulse control thing? Like she can't just look at a full box of trinkets and pick one that she likes, she has to compare all of them together in order to make that decision, but then why make Becky do it? And she didn't even throw out the rest, she would just keep all of them, even the ones she didn't pick??

First time I've been this flabbergasted at a cow in a while...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Oh shit, I missed that this was a routine.

The choosy game; I’m laughing. I play a version of that with my 18 month old grandson to help him learn to categorize and sort basic shapes and colours. I just can’t wrap my head around any of that.

Even more unfathomable to me. So far in the years I’ve followed Amber, she seems to have had no issue attracting suckers to take her in.

I’m going to be very interested to see if she can continue to “attract” even these very low value and/or fetish filled women.

In and of herself, she has nothing to offer but a ton of headaches. Are there still idiots who want to chase Amber related clout or her money? She’s not making that much anymore.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

The lint picking thing is just so bizarre to me (as it is for everyone else obviously lol)
It reminds me of when monkeys sit there and pick the bugs out of each others fur and eat it

Maybe it’s just Amber going back to her roots as a 600 elbee gorilla

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I literally gasped in horror. WHO is this?!

emily's next love interest

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

As kids when we were asked to sit for assemblies and such, it wasn't uncommon for the girl in front of you to ask for her hair braided or her back tickled. I think the lint picking thing is harkening back to the school age that Amber is stunted at and she wants to have her back tickled because it itches. Since she most likely can't reach her back to wash it, it probably itches constantly.

That's my theory on the imaginary lint picking.