Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
yea im not buying all her shit. She does know that even the most dirt poor white trash kids with druggie parents will still have some amount of toys and creature comforts right? They might not be clean or in the best shape but they aren't usually that deprived to only have rocks for toys lmao who is trying to fool.
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It's amazing to me how easily Lynnphedma Reid could craft a believable story, yet each time will instead choose to invent a story that maximizes on the dramatics... sacrificing any sort of normal human behaviour/interactions in the process.
(And I guess a PL): When I was little, one time in summer I remember being out sitting on my front steps. I had brought out my skipping rope, but it was hot out and I didn't want to skip any more. And my folks were fighting (they fought a LOT) so I didn't really want to go back into the house and have both of them notice me while they were mad and in the middle of ripping into each other. Anyway, when I was sitting outside, my grandma by to visit us and asked what I was up to. I told her that I was bored, and she said "Bored? BORED?! How can you kids be so bored with so many things to do?! IN MY DAY we weren't EVER bored. When it was too hot to run or skip, we'd play jacks or marbles instead! .... WHAT?! You don't have MARBLES?! HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE MARBLES? EVERYONE HAS MARBLES!!".

Anyway, the next day she came by again and gave me this HUGE old picklejar filled to the top with marbles. She said that they were my dad's marbles from when he was a kid that he left behind when he finished school and moved out. She couldn't bear to throw them out because they also reminded her of her collection growing up, and she knew that someday his kids (us) would want to play with them. That afternoon we sat on my floor in my bedroom and went through the entire collection. She showed me a bunch that she called "cat-eyes" that had this ribbon through them - though said some of them were actually "wire pulls" and not cat-eyes - but I couldn't tell the difference. There were swirly ones, and solid coloured ones, and even speckled ones that felt rough and bumpy. It was like the marble was rolled in sparkly glass dust and the bits stuck to it. There were even really big ones that had teeeeeny animal statues in them (she said they were 'sulphides' and they weren't made anymore so they were REALLY rare). She even had one that she called a "vaseline" marble. That one was weird because that one marble seemed to "glow" when the I left the jar on my desk and it was starting to get dark outside. I later found out it was because it was made of "vaseline glass", which had trace amounts of SPENT URANIUM in the glass which caused it to flouresce in ultraviolet light. You only noticed it at dusk or dawn because the visible light was much lower, making the flourescence more noticable... Yeah, It was RADIOACTIVE. Well, not *really*, but you know what I mean. Weird, eh?

Anyway, I didn't really play too many games with the marbles, but I loved to get them out and look at all of the little details of each one. I know it sounds weird, but despite them being so simple, they were just so nice to hold and look at. I had an old purple crown royal bag that I carried my favourites around in. I could have spent HOURS looking through them, trying to decide on which one was my new favourite. And as they were so cheap to buy and for sale at all sorts of shops (probably why they've been such a popular toy around the world for children for centuries), it was easy to get new ones to add to my collection. It was my first serious collection. Still, none of the ones I was able to find and add to my collection looked quite as pretty as the ones that grandma brought me that day....

See, Ambo, it's not that hard to make a 100% BULLSHIT STORY that at least sounds like it could have some basis in reality (no PL; nothing I typed there was true). Much better than "I was so abused that my only toys were a handful of rocks that my uncle collected in a rusty tin can and gave to me (because I was too stupid and lazy to even go pick my own rocks to play with), DURR".
Wait... wasn't this "Uncle Bumpy" the same uncle whose cat Amber took to the local dump and abandoned there? And then years later Amber returned to that dump and found her uncle's lost cat still living there?

Our Lady of Sorrows said:
Gallbladder stones are common with weight loss, regardless of method and diet. They might be more common with surgery and GLP meds because of the high rate of weight loss, but aren’t exclusive and certainly aren’t directly related to fat intake afaik. Rapid weight loss = high amount of body fat actually getting metabolized = bile accumulates, creating gallbladder stones.
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Yes. Gallbladder problems are ALSO common with fatfuck hamplanets due to the disgusting amount of shit food that they eat and their bodies have to process. My money is on her "gallbladder" problems coming from the 1.5-2 MILLION or so calories that she eats every single year rather than any of her previous temporary "weight-loss" successes.

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So personally, I wouldn't drink from uranium-laced stemware or eat off of uranium-laced plates, but I would wear uranium-laced jewelry without a care in the world.
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True true... but I certainly wouldn't turn down getting a few of those dishes to display in the china cabinet or on a window sill...
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So cool.
 
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inquizadoor said:
Been on youtube a decade and still doesn't know how to film a reaction video. She's reacting to that "everything i lied about" video and claims that since that moment she has NEVER lied (except all those times she said she did right? 🤔)
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I love how she straight up admitted it was manipulation that back fired. It back fired because she's probably the dumbest narcissist on earth. Most narcs are high IQ, she can't even pull off basic LYING. She's always obvious.
 
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Yeah, nothing you wrote happened in your life, but I still wanna sperg because it's something that interests me.

Reason I'm a nerd about this shit: My profession was dealing with radioactive shit for well over 20 years.

Uranium was commonly used in glassware and jewelry to achieve the spiffy 'glow in the dark' effect that is produced by the radioactive decay of the isotope. The spontaneous decay of unstable isotopes (aka: those with atomic imbalances between protons and electrons, which undergo decay to reduce the ionic imbalance and attain a stable state). The decay produces a particle emission along with the expulsion of photons, aka: heat and light.

Power plants utilize these photons to heat shit up, which is then used in varying fashions based on what type of plant it is to produce electricity and motor movement. Or as we say aboard ships with these spiffy power plants, we 'make the propellers go roundy-roundy and the generators go spark-spark.'

Now in addition to the photons produced, there's a particle as previously stated. Uranium typically does what's called 'alpha decay', meaning it poops out a helium atom when it decays. This aids in the solving that ionic imbalance issue, and enough pops results in a stable atom.

Is it safe? Pretty much. Alpha particles are blocked by a layer of dead cells, aka: your skin. They are heavy particles that can cause some pretty decent damage if they smack into live cells with a decent amount of their energy remaining, but stop on a freaking dime if they hit dead stuff. They cause significant damage if ingested. So personally, I wouldn't drink from uranium-laced stemware or eat off of uranium-laced plates, but I would wear uranium-laced jewelry without a care in the world.

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Whoever taught her the word "accountability" doesn't deserve rights.
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not only that, but she CLAPS and expects us to also applaud her for being "accountable" even tho its just her making more excuses. shes a perfect example of someone hearing a few therapy terms and overusing them to try and excuse their shitty behavior
 
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Hayduraide said:
No word of when or if it's actually going to happen or if that was just Keemstar (whoever that is) is messing with her.
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I'm a boogie thread enjoyer (lol) and keem is hosting lolcow live, a retarded podcast with boogie and wings, chantal was a guest and they showed her nudes or something.
They have now expanded to a whole expanded universe and have LCL Queens wich is a whole shitshow within it self.
The whole things is scripted bullshit where boogie call women mid, threatening suicide and lie about cancer. Sometimes they have guests. I don't know about queens but it seem to be "fat bitches yelling, the show" from what I've gathered.
he probably want amber to go on one of these dumb shitshows and they gonna drag her through the mud and boogie is gonna pretend he have the highground and make it clear he wouldn't fuck her (the man is over 600 at this point).

Keem otherwise used to host drama alert and have a few million subscribers. Now he's 40 with no hair, a 20 something girlfriend, drives a cybertruck and make stupid money on retarded fatties.

So, there's who keem is lol
 
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Thirty minutes of Amber lyeen about lyeen while she lies about lyeen to make herself look good.

She made this to show her "growth" but it only shows how she hasn't changed at all except in weight, and that she's gotten sooooo much more comfortable lyeen and manipulateen.

We still have the fake cry voice when she wants to pretend she's sad or remorseful without a tear in sight. You need to work on that, gorl.

"It was my favorite job I ever had." She's had two jobs. One fatting up a nursing home and the other fatting up a data center.

God.
 
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Oh no...
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I'm not watching fatty be smug for 30 minutes, will wait for @Hot CILF in your area to give us a recap kissses ur the best xx
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I already saw that duper's delight thumbnail in a notif on my phone, and now I find out the shit is 30 mins long. But, you know how it is. No Amber video is stronger than my love for all you Kiwibros :feels: . So, once more, into the fray...also I've done the 40-minute and that one public livestream already so it's not that dramatic lol.

A lying liar and the lies she tells.

Opening shot of fatty draped in bordeaux on her couch. No date given (inlcuding in the description at the time of writing this). Apparently this is gonna be a new series of videos called Reactlynn. Lies and claims people want her to react to some videos. Has written down like 30 ideas (here's me praying she drops this shitty series like she was no doubt dropped as a toddler).

Says she will do a react to her "Confessing everything I lied about" video. I will second @w4vy_gr4vy 's sentiment on whomever taught Amber the word accountability. OH, it's the "she doesn't know nutrishon like I do...this video is so raw guyize fawk" video, better times. Also lol @ her reacting to her own videos, not that there'd be anything I'd care to see her opinion on. Looks like she's gonna watch the video in bits and then react as it goes on. I think I'll only summarize what current Amber is saying, I will not be describing what specifically in the old video she's reacting to.

Indicates how old her had no idea what was coming. Says she was bullied in school. Agrees with her past self about being open and transparent (lol), but felt she needed to lie to hide some things. She doesn't think withholding information is lying. It isn't per se, but omitting things for the purpose of creating a certain narrative is certainly deceptive and still brands you as untrustworthy (also sure wish this broad would have withheld her bloody gunt pics). Says she lied about the reason they moved (taking care of Dusty's mom when they were just tired of FLorida).

Aunt situation? Ohhh, Tammy, I loved reading that part of the thread. Says she genuinely thought her aunt wasn't talking to her because she's fat. Pats her shelf ass for taking accountability (I should've gotten some booze, make that into a drinking game). Says she blames her weight on a lot of things, which isn't justified. Admits she did a lot of clickbait back then. Man watching this old video, it's funny to see how she looks around so much, like she's obviously just making shit up as she goes along. ACCOUNTABILITY MENTIONED. "Look guys it's an early BPD symptom" type deal as she admits to lying so her aunt wouldn't leave her. Bruuuhhh.

"It hurts seeing myself like this" as she reacts to fake crying feat. Duper's delight from the past. Says this video is the only time she ever lied about her weight...first of, lie, but second off, you are literally admitting to lying about other times in the video. Rhetoric retard. Says she wasn't used to backlash back then, justifying why she lied. "Since that video, I have never lied about my weight since then." bruh nah ain't no way. What a crock of horseshit. Also FUCK. i just realized this shit happened before, her doing a reaction to her old content, particularly a video where she lied, though back then she was even lazier, just filming herself looking at her laptop (eyefucking herself too), the cycle is too real. BAHAHAH, tries to dispel the belief that she was ever 600lbs.

Lol, I know I don't want to comment on the old video directly, but back then her highest weight was 485lbs by her admission. Ahh...she really didn't know how things were gonna turn out. "Losing weight is mind over matter." Y'know, I'm almost a little surprised Amber never fell for some esoteric weightloss scam, like some real, real bullshit, like "shove these incense sticks up your gooch imagine the weight leaving your body and the pounds will just fall off," kinda shit. Ahem, anyway, back on track.

Claims she lied to protect Destiny when she should've just ignored it/said it wasn't other people's business. She riffs on her iconic line. BAHAHAHAHAH, says she misses the job at the elderly care home. Claims they went there on their days off and did a lot of cvolunteering, claiming she loved it, nice try fatty we know that shit was because your stanky narc ass needed to police Dustin at all times. Ok no I do not believe she worked a full 16 hour shift, I'll sound with a soldering iron before I believe that shit. If that shit did happen you know she would've filmed during her breaks 'n' during midnight and shit.

Says she should've been proud to even have a part time job and...alright can i just ask, how is this supposed to make you look good? You hound your glory days and lament how you could've structured your narrative better. All the while introducing new lies. Oh my fucking god again sorry about talking about the whole video but the way her eyes just dart all over the place, anyway... . Says she lied because she needed validation. Oh fuck me, says she felt guilty for not having a job in VIrginia and that is why she has been so giving in recent years, no fatty, you were buying love, as you yourself admit. Says she shouldn't have brought up her blood pressure back then, and claims that even today, she doesn't have diabetes or pre diabetes. Claims she still has borderline high blood pressure but was never on medication for it.

Points out how whiny she is during this video. Says she will never promote obesity, and wanted people to think she's healthy. Oh. She calls out her own constantly defaulting to "Skinny people get X too..." and says that fat people are more prone to these things. More than what I would've given her credit for, so, touché. Claims she "cleaned her body almost every single day"...right. Never stepped in the shower, bent over to wash her hair. Claims her stamina at er current age is about the same as at 25, so shit then. Oh wait, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA, CLAIMS HER STAMINA IS BETTER NOW THAN IT WAS BACK THEN :story: :story: :story: !!!
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Yeah nahhhh you're full of shit fatty. ​
Wishes she could go back in time and just stay on her weight loss journey. Bitch you had like 50 weight loss journey's and none of them worked, stfu (thank fuck there's only a few minutes left. Says that while this video made people mad, could she go back in time, she would still film it. ACCOUNTABILITY MENTIONED. Says she understands why people got upset, but says she also understands how immature she was at 25, and how immature she still is now.

"That was kinda fun, not gonna lie." Not for me. Kissy outro. Fuck you.
Help me out here, has this kind of video always been part of her cycle after some point? One where she reacts to old content, usually in connection to her lies, and then lying some more on top of it, cuz it feels like this has happened more than twice before. Anyway, fuck this video, but do not fuck Amber, because she is fat.
BlisslynnSourGrapelynnFuck me!Cry...When you just got done shitting and there's no toilet paper
 
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Hot CILF in your area said:
Apparently this is gonna be a new series of videos called Reactlynn
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Help me out here, has this kind of video always been part of her cycle after some point?
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This I'm sure has 100% nothing to do with Becky's channel also coincidentally having a new series of videos called BeckKindaReacts and Amber thought this up all by her lonesome.

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She is just copying Becky either in an attempt to mock/denigrate her, in an attempt to get more views (our gorl just CANNOT be expected to think up content), or, stupidly, to try to pin her channel in competition with Becky's out of pure Cluster B raging envy that Becky gets any attention at all. Becky's react videos get at least 10k more views than any of Amber's.

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I'm all for the exes jumping in on this. Even if it's only for views, money, or attention, I say let them have it--if only because it's causing major narc injury to AL. She must be absolutely seething right now and maybe we'll get to see her absolutely lose her shit trying to play wack-a-mole with all the videos.
 
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