Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

I never thought I'd see the day gorl world and drag race cross paths... Admittedly gaycare era and a set of drag race are both rooms full of queens.

They already have crossed paths. There was someone from drag race that did tiktok duet with "blackie" video.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Not only are you correct about this, but she literally just showed the sample-size bottle in her most recent blog. To imply your $7 perfume is worth $235 is... quite something. Very amberlynn-coded, as the kids say.
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Because Amber loves to nitpick, she akshually has the 5ml sample bottle, from this set which Jade purchased:

Jade said she would buy Amber a full-sized bottle of whichever perfume she liked best out of the set.
Amber just got dumped before that happened, and is too cheap to buy herself a bottle for said $235.
She would much rather buy $235 of Billie Eilish/Urban Outfitters (Le Monde)/Marc Jacobs fruity generic crap so she can not feel bad about spraying it 8000 times a day.
It makes me chuckle that a lot of her perfumes are also dupes for higher-end perfumes. Influencer my ass lol

 

[Fee]

Amber you bled for 2 years without seeing a gynecologist for it.

Don't you know everyone else is supposed to care more and be more sensitive about it than even she was. After all the wrong things Amber does I find it so funny how she expects others to behave as she sees fit all the time. Maybe she needs to not worry so much about what others do and say and focus more on basic hygiene. They teach that in classes for mentally handicapped adults that have the minds of children she will fit right in, well not that she'll fit in anything that bitch is huge!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Le Labo is high art. Amber deserves the velvet Elvis scents of the white trash celebrity toilet water counter at Wommart.

You guys, she couldn't wear a maxi pad because cancer wouldn't let her. It removed all her consideration for other people and made her gush fermented bodily fluids all over their personal belongings. Cancer made her do that. Cancer. Cancer abhors a sanitary pad!

 

[sperginity]

When you bleed heavy, you layer pads or, if severe enough, get Depends or something. Not go the complete opposite direction to no pads.

I suspect that she goes commando and that no depends could contain her. she could have sat on a puppy pad or whatever. this level of problem solving is like cleaning a spill, even retarded people and small children are capable of it. She just didn't want to do it, for whatever reason.

 

[Cataloons]

I'm a bit of a perfume nerd. A bunch of those are duplicates of expensive perfumes, rather than the real branded versions. Dupes tend to smell like they have cheap ingredients and don't last as long. There's nothing wrong with dupes, I have a whole bunch, but I'd never brag about wearing expensive perfume.

 

[anon101x]

Awww Eric and Ricky are back together. That's cute. And Ricky actually looks good. I remember him being ugly, but charming. It looks like he lost the chub and grew some masculine facial hair.

He looks healthy and handsome.

And even fucking Eric got a job.

Healthy and thriving good for them.

Shame Becky couldn't do the same. Instead she's dating some amberlynn hater confessing to the Internet she wiped ambers ass for graphic t-shirts. And now e-begging. A relationship that was several years ago.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Le Labo is high art. Amber deserves the velvet Elvis scents of the white trash celebrity toilet water counter at Wommart.

You guys, she couldn't wear a maxi pad because cancer wouldn't let her. It removed all her consideration for other people and made her gush fermented bodily fluids all over their personal belongings. Cancer made her do that. Cancer. Cancer abhors a sanitary pad!

And Amber got cancer because of Becky.

This is all Becky's fault.

Now I'm thinking of this movie scene because this is exactly how Amber reacts compared to normal people, lol:

 

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

Awww Eric and Ricky are back together. That's cute. And Ricky actually looks good. I remember him being ugly, but charming. It looks like he lost the chub and grew some masculine facial hair.

He looks healthy and handsome.

And even fucking Eric got a job.

Healthy and thriving good for them.

Shame Becky couldn't do the same. Instead she's dating some amberlynn hater confessing to the Internet she wiped ambers ass for graphic t-shirts. And now e-begging. A relationship that was several years ago.

i’m pretty sure becky has a job, i remember her saying something about work on one of her live reacts. she’s copying dusty and grifting for one last check before starting a new life with another fat woman.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Here’s Amber “taking a break” from the internet still

Spoiler: Crying on IG

Spoiler: More “why meeee”

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

Couple of this that I have been wondering.
1. Why make Becky rinse the shit rags? She could have done that herself?
2. I know she and Becky went on LONG trips (as did Jade driving her to the OKC) the stench in those cars must have been atrocious.
3. I am guessing she didn’t shit the whole trip to OKC or Jade was a bathroom jockey attendant the whole time.
4. Who has heirloom washcloths?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Here’s Amber “taking a break” from the internet still

Spoiler: Crying on IG

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Spoiler: More “why meeee”

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All that free time and she can’t get her eyeliner wings to point the same direction? Looking like this \-

I'm a bit of a perfume nerd. A bunch of those are duplicates of expensive perfumes, rather than the real branded versions. Dupes tend to smell like they have cheap ingredients and don't last as long. There's nothing wrong with dupes, I have a whole bunch, but I'd never brag about wearing expensive perfume.

Edit to add: me too, which is probably obvious.
I don’t buy dupes as a rule. I’m probably what the kids call a perfume snob.
Amber, don’t be all “worth every penny” when you spent exactly zero pennies to get it and the rest of your “collection” is cheap crap that you did blow your money on.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

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Wow chatGPT I mean she must have been up all night while texting other deathfats coming up such a heartfelt and emotional post. Don’t you feel so bad for the woman that encouraged Colleen eat herself to death?

I’m probably an outlier here but I still don’t think they’re broken up. Tommy is just doing her part in making it seem like they totes hate each other now

 

[mil0]

my great-grandmother crocheted me some towels and washcloths when i was in the womb, sorry for powerlevel but it’s a thing.

 

[janeir0]

4. Who has heirloom washcloths?

Lol I mean I have an old dishtowel with a rooster on it from my late father. He always had it in his kitchen, and when he passed I took it and hung it up in mine. I never use it, and wouldn't keep it in a shared space if I lived with others. I wouldn't call it a heirloom though. Just maybe like a memento to remind me of him?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Shame Becky couldn't do the same. Instead she's dating some amberlynn hater confessing to the Internet she wiped ambers ass for graphic t-shirts. And now e-begging. A relationship that was several years ago.

It’s giving Amber a mega narc injury, I say let Beck tell all the embarrassing stories about her there are to tell.

I don’t think Beck is a saint but some of you guys aren’t seeing the boon of humiliating stories about Amber and the wealth of memes just because you hate Beck. Make it make sense.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I’m probably an outlier here but I still don’t think they’re broken up. Tommy is just doing her part in making it seem like they totes hate each other now

It is hard to tell if they are together or not, but we know that Amber is in need of a wiper-in-chief. Amber needs desperately to move in with someone, anyone, as she can’t function by herself, and Emily seems to want casual encounters and certainly do not want a 500 pounds anchor. Presently, Amber in OKC and Emily in Wisconsin suits Emily perfectly, Amber not so much.

Amber said that the reason she moved back to OKC is because Wisconsin was too cold. Now, the weather is much nicer and, thus, she should be moving back. We’ll see…

 

[Mekahineyho]

Emily DM’s via apathetic faxx

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Presently, Amber in OKC and Emily in Wisconsin suits Emily perfectly, Amber not so much.

This is what I’m thinking, Emily is stringing her along and acting like they’re together while doing her own thing. Maybe once in a while she’ll come see Amber but I don’t think Amber will ever be going back unless she had an extensive backlog of videos built up
She’d never be able to vlog while with Emily again because we’re all way too good at sleuthing out when she’s someplace new lol

 

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"I'm gonna be one of them old women with the cats and the chihuahua."

A thorough fact check considering the subject's deathfatness and recent spike in pet deaths has determined this statement to be false.