Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hayduraide]

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Fatty who cares, show legs or demonstrate how to wipe with a sink and washcloth.

That would be epic--right up there with Destiny era when she demonstrated how she shaved her legs by holding a disposable razor and moving it in a sweeping motion over her legs. Afterwards, of course, we discovered that she couldn't climb into Destiny's mother's bathtub, so she was making do with birdbaths at the sink and probably not shaving her legs at all. "What a surprise," said no one.

OF course, the dumb bitch never realized that people weren't curious about her legs in the first place; they were wondering how she shaved her pussy.

Still, I think a reaction channel should do a compilation video of Amber Reid Teaching Us How to Do Things, like making soup from precooked, canned ingredients, or shaving our legs, or wiping our asses on the edge of a sink. I'd watch the hell out of that.

Edited to add: Amber is live right now going off about Beck’s gf Dakota—the shit that has recently been posted here—and reading aloud from her journals snd her physician’s information about her cancer followup. “No one cares!” about your erstwhile uterus, Amber. But I hope Beck gets back on YT and rips her a new one.

Oh—and she shouted out Hecticana for believing she had cancer. I hope this doesn’t instigate the downfall of his channel.

 

[Hayduraide]

A lot of the live was her reading from her journal at random parts and giggling after saying "Wait. I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!" before reading.
It was riveting (/sarcasm) content in her journal such as unamed exes (whom Amber named "blank") in the lovebombing stage talking about how wonderful it is to learn more about Amber and how the gf told their mom she was moving in with Amber, Amber wondering "why does everyone develop a crush on me?" when a friend confessed they have a crush on her, and a moment when Amber was talking to Beck and admitted she would have hooked up with another girl if they had gotten drunk together. Shitty selfish and disloyal behavior is on brand for Amber.

Amber raged about Becky denying Amber's cancer. Again. Someone in the chat asked if Amber saw Becky's Youtube community post before Amber had her live meltdown the other day, and Amber said "Yes. I actually read it before I went on live." Amber said she didn't care, she believes Becky was being purposefully obtuse to paint doubt on her cancer.
Amber circled around the same talking points about how she can show receipts from her medical papers and not be believed while Destiny can show random screenshots talking to someone about Amber punching walls and be instantly believed. "When did I punch a wall?" Amber asked. She claims she didn't remember doing that.

Someone in the chat told Amber "Stop talking about your cancer. It's triggering me."

Amber had a meltdown and basically said she was triggered because the chat was triggered and she ended the stream early.

 

[American Psycho]

A lot of the live was her reading from her journal at random parts and giggling after saying "Wait. I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!" before reading.
It was riveting (/sarcasm) content in her journal such as unamed exes (whom Amber named "blank") in the lovebombing stage talking about how wonderful it is to learn more about Amber and how the gf told their mom she was moving in with Amber, Amber wondering "why does everyone develop a crush on me?" when a friend confessed they have a crush on her, and a moment when Amber was talking to Beck and admitted she would have hooked up with another girl if they had gotten drunk together. Shitty selfish and disloyal behavior is on brand for Amber.

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Amber raged about Becky denying Amber's cancer. Again. Someone in the chat asked if Amber saw Becky's Youtube community post before Amber had her live meltdown the other day, and Amber said "Yes. I actually read it before I went on live." Amber said she didn't care, she believes Becky was being purposefully obtuse to paint doubt on her cancer.
Amber circled around the same talking points about how she can show receipts from her medical papers and not be believed while Destiny can show random screenshots talking to someone about Amber punching walls and be instantly believed. "When did I punch a wall?" Amber asked. She claims she didn't remember doing that.

Someone in the chat told Amber "Stop talking about your cancer. It's triggering me."

Amber had a meltdown and basically said she was triggered because the chat was triggered and she ended the stream early.

lol that middle part is fucking hideous on her...

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She's looking FUCKING ENORMOUS with all those chins

 

[Avril Lavigne]

I still don't understand how someone like hamber who has supposedly been in therapy since she was a kid has never heard of an ACE score until like a few weeks ago.

 

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

She's looking FUCKING ENORMOUS with all those chins

her arms make me audibly gasp every time

 

[OhDiscordia19!]

I still don't understand how someone like hamber who has supposedly been in therapy since she was a kid has never heard of an ACE score until like a few weeks ago.

It’s almost as if NarcissistLynn is making all of this up!

 

[Avril Lavigne]

It’s almost as if NarcissistLynn is making all of this up!

yes but what about? ever getting therapy? experiencing childhood trauma? victimlynn absolutely would have used her high ACEs for sympathy

 

[FarmVille]

Dakota proudly announced on Reddit that she can, in fact, wipe her own ass, but for some reason goes into detail of how she does it.

She had to powerlevel that she's less than half Amber's 500-600 elbees. Amazing.

Imagine bragging that you have difficulty wiping your ass, but not *that* much difficulty wiping your ass.

 

[Francium]

Imagine bragging that you have difficulty wiping your ass, but not *that* much difficulty wiping your ass.

I mean, hey, if you're a fat retard it'll at least help you sleep at night knowing you could always be MORE fat and retarded right? really typical shit for reddit who refuse to acknowledge that being half her size is still ungodly fat

 

[Mekahineyho]

 

[Tiresome]

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This is one of the clearest examples of a narc injury I've ever seen. A little bit of Amber's pustulous, greedy soul was just stabbed badly. Love that for her.

 

[Goatchoker]

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She’s such an insufferable cunt.
Fucking trout frown and all.

 

[Raw]

Looking forward to this one. Just a heads up in case any of you have a question.

 

[Neko GF]

i have bad news | weigh in ep. 2​

(04/02/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=PfUjpWdala4

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[FatalTater]

Is the bad news gonna be that she isn't dead yet or dying soon? I am sad about it already.

 

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

holy shit she really does read here obsessively lol

her remembrance of a doctor picking her up like a bowling ball never came up when she was accusing her cousin & her dad’s friends. 5 years, she never brings up a doctor diddling her again, but magically after we discussed it? interesting!

hi fat! you smell <3

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

holy shit she really does read here obsessively lol
her remembrance of a doctor picking her up like a bowling ball never came up when she was accusing her cousin & her dad’s friends. 5 years, she never brings up a doctor diddling her again, but magically after we discussed it? interesting!
hi fat! you smell <3

I love that it's confirmed by multiple exes that she meticulously reads this thread.
I love even more that she seethes like an impotent 600 pound toddler because she can't exert her narc control over it or crybully to site admins to have it deleted.
But the thing I love most about it, is that she does it all to herself. Nobody makes her read everything here, she does it just to make herself mad.
On the (certain) chance that Fat Amber reads this: Quit feeding Twinkie, she's a dog not your own diabetic in the basement. It's funny when you slowly kill yourself with bad decisions, not when you do it to animals. I'll take my tophats now.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Uhm, guys?Wtf is this thumbnail face?

i have bad news | weigh in ep. 2​

(04/02/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=PfUjpWdala4

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Thanks. Alright fatty, let's hear it then what's the supposed bad news?

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Says this video will be very different. Says that it took her a long time to realize this, but she says she doesn't want to lose weight, and doesn't want to be a YouTuber. Well then, looks like she finally caught up to what we've been saying forever. Oh. Says she has an actual job lines up and started working. So she went to a job interview and someone accepted her? Snrk okay. And she'll have to take an uber to work? Ahhh, glorious, the money's run dry. Welcome to the workforce, fatty. Says she doesn't need to lose weight because there's uber XL and she's got a job. No more counting calories for our gorl. She can just be her fatty self.

Naturally that's all bullshit. This is her doing an April Fool's bit... In a video being released on April 2nd. Y'okay fatso. Unfortunately, it looks like I won't be rid of this duty anytime soon. Aaaand the no diet diet is out the window, I assume her asslickers were cross with her for being a slob. Does an Ozempic/Semaglutide sperg and about how she's taking compound semaglutide. Anyway, onto these retarded questions....

Q: Do you still spend $3.000 on takeout like you used to?
A: No, she is now single. Claims she only ordered that much cuz she also had to feed Necky and admits to probably still spending over a thousand dollars a month on takeout, which is still insane.

Q: Is you getting cancer really related to your weight?
A: Yes, because her fatsoness caused her cycle to be irregular which made her not question spraying blood all over the gaycare like she was a foul fruit gusher. Also mentions her bullshit SA.

Q: How do you feel when people say that the snack plates you have on livestream is you binging?
A: Didn't even know peple were saying that. (I actually never heard that either.) And says it's not a binge.

Q: Does the weight online affect your weight?
A: Blames hayders for her pigging out cuz sometimes emotional eating is the only thing that helps her.

Q: How much would inpatient cost you?
A: somewhere between 100k or 250k and her insurance won't pay for that.

Onto the next segment of more boring shit. Says she couldn't handle the no diet diet because the cancer thing triggered her. Gives herself props for not going to eat ice cream with her mom after grocery shopping. What a riveting tale. Ohhhhhh we're back to counting calories and Noom, give it up to noom for their brief reprisal. Shows that noom recommends her between 2680 to 3430 calories a day. Says she won't be going near the 3000 zone because her metabolism is so messen up from yo yo dieting and such, she just loses weight differently you guys, her speshul little self is just immune to thermodynamics y'all. Also mentions noom wants you to weigh in daily. Says she still doesn't really have a goal, but wants to set herself a mini goal 472.4 lbs, 100lbs less than her self alleged highest weight. (I thought you wanted to be realistic, flatso)

For her weekly goals, she accomplished drinking 2 water bottles per day. What a milestone. And she also succeeded in her goal of only ordering takeout thrice.
Her new goals for the coming week are:

1. Drink 2 water bottles a day
2. only have takeout 3 times a week
3. log her calories on noom every single day (also says she usually pretty spot on when estimating calories... uhuh... she has just learned so much over her 25 years of dieting, she's just not using that knowledge)
4. doing intermittent fasting (yeah no bye that's not gonna work)

Claims her current weigh in resulted in 523.8lbs, so my crytid estimate would be 535-550lbs. I should note that we don't even get a ceiling shot of the bathroom scale for this one. And that's the end.

Boring, the most relevant and funniest bit in this video is that fatty says she's been dieting for 25 years so she's learned so much, she's just not applying that knowledge. Also she announces her latest future failure by saying that noom and calorie counting, this time with intermittent fasting, are back.

Also there is no bad news. Fatty just completely missed the point of April Fool's Day and does an April Fool's bit about how she's quitting youtube and she found a job. Boring and retarded, also fake and gay.