Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Calories]

Seems like a short break, I'm not going to make any wild accusations but she might have clickbaited us in that last video.

514.2 elbees this Wednesday, down from 521.6 last week.

She's talking a bunch about GLP-1s. She's worried about her gallbladder, but she talks about how the benefits outweighs the risks. She wants the doctors to check her gallbladder first. All this is just in the planning stage though.

Also:

"I hate food" - Amber Reid 2025

 

[Single_Sock]

Amber must have watched salty crabs latest video where she talks about Amber trying the same diet now that she did when she was with Jade. She was on ozempic but still ate fast food and junk but the ozempic helped her with her portion sizes.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

Ozempic didn't work back then but it's totally gonna work now, right? Because.... reasons. She's so fucking stupid and stubborn and her stubbornness is gonna be the end of her. Thank God

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Is she fuck 514lbs, she looks absolutely shocking and I genuinely think she looks as big if not even bigger than her 2019 best. If her latest attempt at Osssempeck doesn't work she is fucked.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I think you could just apply Hanlon's razor to a lot of instances of Amber being "evil".

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

While I agree with what you've posted and I totally get what you're saying, I can't help but think "So what? What's the difference?"

I mean, yes, her brain is likely smaller than a walnut and smoother than a river stone.... but what difference does it really make? Like, whether she's stupid and self-centred (yes) or incredibly intelligent (lol no) and sadistic, the damage to others is exactly the same. Gracie and Rarity died earlier and (probably) more brutally than they needed to (unless Rarity was "Mrs Claws", who would have travelled a hundred miles+ or something to be found and rehomed). The girls in the foster home still had to deal with her smell, tantrums, and eating all of their food. That little kid got her glasses broken by Ambo in grade school. That teenage girl got beat up by Ambo and her cronies. She (supposedly) gave her younger brother a hernia by making him cart her fat ass around in a wagon. Ambo bullied Casey (a minor at the time) into sending nudes (according to Casey). She was a monster with Krystle. She was gross with Libby. She mistreated Destiny and abused Becky (I'm arguing this on principle; Destiny and Becky can go suck a lemon). She (allegedly) got physical with Jade. She was likely a mentally abusive nightmare with with Emily (fuck feeders but, again, it's the principle). And now she depends heavily on her mother, while tormenting Kristine and constantly blaming her for everything wrong in Amber's life. Amber's maligned Kristine for her entire YouTube channel (again, it's the principle - even if it was a different person with a better past currently taking care of her, Ambo would still be just as shitty to them). She absolutely refuses to do anything to change in even the tiniest way, so this destructive behaviour will continue with every human (or animal) unlucky enough to cross her path for the rest of her life.

She's not a piece of shit because she's an intellectually and emotionally stunted retard, and she's not a piece of shit because she's a sadistic mastermind. She's a piece of shit because she hurts people, and everyone needs to stay away from her as if she carries a plague or something.

she might literally give herself a heart attack by making a phone call.

Seriously though, I can't imagine how annoying she'd be with all of her 'recovery' videos after that
(it won't be "the big one"; God hates us too much for that).

Actually, this would probably be a more accurate tombstone:

Ozempic didn't work back then but it's totally gonna work now, right? Because.... reasons. She's so fucking stupid and stubborn and her stubbornness is gonna be the end of her. Thank God

It will TOTALLY work... It'll work so well that she'll sabotage it with gas-station Delta vapes until she's able to counteract the effects, just like she did with her 3 previous GLP-1 attempts (which were all working in the beginning until suddenly they magically stopped working at the same time that she resumed vaping).

I bet this time she buys a blender so she can start adding butter to her McFlurries or something.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

It will TOTALLY work... It'll work so well that she'll sabotage it with gas-station Delta vapes until she's able to counteract the effects, just like she did with her 3 previous GLP-1 attempts (which were all working in the beginning until suddenly they magically stopped working at the same time that she resumed vaping).

Lol can someone explain why amber does this? iIm glad you mentioned this because I've been thinking about this thing that amber does. Like when she was on WW or something and she was eating more than what the program said because "she was starving her body and that's unhealthy" (lmao), or when she was on ozempic and was scared of feeling hungry or some shit.

I'm sure someone more eloquent than me can explain this better but she always does this weird sabotage thing.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Lol can someone explain why amber does this? iIm glad you mentioned this because I've been thinking about this thing that amber does. Like when she was on WW or something and she was eating more than what the program said because "she was starving her body and that's unhealthy" (lmao), or when she was on ozempic and was scared of feeling hungry or some shit.

I'm sure someone more eloquent than me can explain this better but she always does this weird sabotage thing.

Because she's a junkie (with a really pathetic drug of choice) and wants to keep eating.

My theory is that her channel, her diets, her supposed MENTAL ANGUISH over her weight, and all of this other nonsense is mainly for the benefit of the people unfortunate enough to be caught in her orbit. I mean, the average person would never think that someone who wasn't TRULY TRYING to get their life together would actually humiliate themselves on the internet like this, right? She probably doesn't like much of the shit she has to deal with from being the size and weight of a fucking DEATH STAR caught in Earth's gravity (that's no moon...), but she likes the "perks" of being this absurdly fat. She likes being unique and special, she likes everyone paying attention to her (negative attention is better than no attention, and far easier than working hard to actually accomplish something), and she likes making everyone do everything to serve her like a princess. People wouldn't keep sympathy for someone like this for long (nor would her supporters continue to watch her) if they truly knew that she was just a selfish glutton, so she needs to pretend to be trying to keep people around and feeling sorry for her. Anyway, just my theory.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Lol can someone explain why amber does this? iIm glad you mentioned this because I've been thinking about this thing that amber does. Like when she was on WW or something and she was eating more than what the program said because "she was starving her body and that's unhealthy" (lmao), or when she was on ozempic and was scared of feeling hungry or some shit.

I'm sure someone more eloquent than me can explain this better but she always does this weird sabotage thing.

Because she is an addict and they will take any out they can get, legitimate or not, in order to get that fix.

I'm shocked that shitty Delta vapes would be strong enough to over power the medicine.

Also side note for the stoners - Don't smoke those things. They suck and are poorly regulated and intended for idiots like Amber.

OK has medical pot; she can get a lot better shit than the garbage she consumes. Also, vaping anything can be a great appetite depressant. I know when people think weed they think stoners and munchies but in reality, hardcore potheads tend to be skinny fat people. You consume enough THC and your appetite is non existent.

I only bring this up because Amber probably takes one hit off her vape then starts wolfing anything down because "that's what stoners do and I am stoned." I am not trying gatekeep or power level too much but getting mindlessly stoned is a great way to lose weight. Doubly true if you vape nicotine as well.

Unfortunately for Amber, weed is a means to an end and that end is consuming more slop.

edit - @Boolean Bitch beat me too it

 

[Insulin reid]

Damn. We really need more characters in the Amberverse. Instead we just get her buying more shit to add to the hoard and something about spoons which will end up being food related anyways.

Big disappoint.

Dont you remember the newest castmembers- the mysterious giant lake puddle outside her apartment that gave her cellulitis. And the other one that guy who was in her livestream chat who amber knew from forever ago and was drunk sex texting or something. Allegedly.

Wonder if that's why she's hanging out with her mom so much. In case she doesn't get another slave (girlfriend) by then, she'll have her mom lined up to wipe her ass and Pam the fuck out of her meals for her.

Shes continuing to hang out with her mom because shes got nobody else. That's why her weight gain is from a giant puddle flood that so totally happened and she bitches at her mom sometimes like saying "hey remember when you abused me lol fun times". After the move that didn't work out amber is back to being besties with her mom but during she didn't give a fuck so hard even we were kinda sad about it. Mommalynn is a fuck up but i don't think she deserves her 500 el bee daughter abusing her like some emotional support yo-yo.
Her mom's trying so hard to reconnect and make memories but amber only wants her mom to be a new beck type caretaker- one she can abuse endlessly but she knows damn well if amber gets to a point her mom's gonna have to cut her off so amber gets her little jabs in to make herself feel better but wont 100% commit cause mom will fuck off. Mommalynn has a support system a whole family and life outside amber but I know damn well without another punching bag to let out her self hatred and negativity shes gonna end up burning this bridge too.

Lol can someone explain why amber does this? iIm glad you mentioned this because I've been thinking about this thing that amber does. Like when she was on WW or something and she was eating more than what the program said because "she was starving her body and that's unhealthy" (lmao), or when she was on ozempic and was scared of feeling hungry or some shit.

I'm sure someone more eloquent than me can explain this better but she always does this weird sabotage thing.

I think shes addicted to the high of creating a daydream or idea about how her life is going to go and if its not 100% perfect she melts down. She constantly wants to have that underdog overcoming things movie crescendo molment coming of age story where everyone stands up and claps. Like a middle school kid watching the same Linkin park song Naruto amv and replays where the beat drops or the chorus hits. Replaying only a small very intense moment over and over and over again reliving the drama of the moment.

If she gets better theres nothing left. Nothing to look forward to. Nothing to plan. Nothing to hope or dream about. Who is she without the struggles? Coming of age stories end when the main character grows up/ learns a lesson/ or overcomes a challenge and is better for it. Without the high of the underdog overcoming an issue she is nothing and her future is bleak. She has no plans, no future, nothing to build towards after becoming a skinny queen were all jealous of.

She will never want to get better because that means she got over shit and now is an adult that overcame her struggles. Amber would have to shut up about her trauma and move on with her life. Shes 34, thinks she will be dead within 10 years and refuses to this day to be an adult. She doesn't want her coming of age story to end that bitch wants to stay in neverland and not grow up.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

Lol can someone explain why amber does this? iIm glad you mentioned this because I've been thinking about this thing that amber does. Like when she was on WW or something and she was eating more than what the program said because "she was starving her body and that's unhealthy" (lmao), or when she was on ozempic and was scared of feeling hungry or some shit.

I'm sure someone more eloquent than me can explain this better but she always does this weird sabotage thing.

She's an addict. As a former big back I can tell you for some of us eating - and eating a lot of certain things - gives a slight high and also numbs uncomfortable emotions for a while. For some reason GLP-1s take away the eating high (im speaking from experience here ). And if there is no high most of lose interest in food so we lose weight. I mean we are less hungry also, but not all overeating has anything to do with being hungry. Take away the hunger AND take away the payoff high of eating then why eat ? Anyway with Amber so severely addicted to the eating high she must find a way to still get it even while on a glp-1s so she vapes . And if that doesn't counter the glp-1 enough she quits the glp-1 altogether . Off subject - you ever wonder why she likes plain noodles or mostly plain elbow noodles ? It looks gross doesn't it? Well that is so a emotionally numbing binge food. Easy down, you can zone out emotionally why she eats a lot of it .... and you can eat a lot of it before you can get uncomfortably full. Yeah every time I see her with that I know what's she doing with that. I bet you anything she's eating more of than she shows too but I digress ...


Also, just speculating here but I really think she's scared of being a normal size because then she'd be expected to take care of herself more and she also wouldn't be able deflect criticism of herself as being about her weight only. She'd have to admit criticism of her was actually against her as person. That can be scary.

To me the only way Amber is ever going to lose weight is GLP-1, dieting and intense therapy at the same time . Otherwise, forget it. She'll never make progress.

 

[General Woundwort]

While I agree with what you've posted and I totally get what you're saying, I can't help but think "So what? What's the difference?"

The culpability. In the same way that most people understand that toddlers are fucking dumb and haven't developed the brain capacity to understand how others might be hurt by their actions, Amber is stunted because she also hasn't developed this understanding.
You argue that it doesn't matter because the end result is the same - people still get hurt, and you're right. But the ability to feel guilt or remorse comes from the assumed understanding of the effect of what you do. This is why people with retard-level IQ have gotten away with crimes before. They're functioning like animals. Depending on how stunted she is, she genuinely might not understand, in the same way that a toddler doesn't care if Mommy is having a bad day.

We don't actually know how much of it is low IQ and how much is malice. Is she like this because low IQ, or is she like this because this behaviour has been reinforced over years by people out of pity for the fat crack baby and she's learned that it gets her what she wants? Though I would agree that it hardly matters and everyone needs to stay the fuck away from her.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

The culpability. In the same way that most people understand that toddlers are fucking dumb and haven't developed the brain capacity to understand how others might be hurt by their actions, Amber is stunted because she also hasn't developed this understanding.
You argue that it doesn't matter because the end result is the same - people still get hurt, and you're right. But the ability to feel guilt or remorse comes from the assumed understanding of the effect of what you do. This is why people with retard-level IQ have gotten away with crimes before. They're functioning like animals. Depending on how stunted she is, she genuinely might not understand, in the same way that a toddler doesn't care if Mommy is having a bad day.

We don't actually know how much of it is low IQ and how much is malice. Is she like this because low IQ, or is she like this because this behaviour has been reinforced over years by people out of pity for the fat crack baby and she's learned that it gets her what she wants? Though I would agree that it hardly matters and everyone needs to stay the fuck away from her.

I understand what you're saying but I feel like this may only give Amber more ammo. It wouldn't surprise me if, when things get really bad, she'll claim she's an autistic retard (as an autistic retard I do not claim her) and she has some sort of arrested development and we're ableist for judging her to the same standards that we would for a "neurotypical" person.

So, no. Amber is a grown ass woman with a fully functioning brain and every day she wakes up and willingly chooses to be stupid and abusive. That's it. She had a shitty childhood? So many people do, and yet most of us didn't let cats run away from home to their death, or ask terminally ill women to be grateful for money that they were possibly going to receive maybe...

Again not disagreeing with you, just saying we shouldn't let Amber see that this narrative is becoming popular, because she'll use it for pity points.

 

[dfranki723]

Amber is stunted because she also hasn't developed this understanding.

I don't understand how anyone can think this.
She 100% understands that what she does hurts people and that is often why she does what she does.

She isn't an intelligent person but she's still intentionally spiteful and manipulative. She isn't an actual retard. She knows how to hurt certain people and it's clear she enjoys the following fallout.
She can be a complete fucking idiot and still know full well what she is doing.

She knows.

 

[General Woundwort]

I don't understand how anyone can think this.
She 100% understands that what she does hurts people and that is often why she does what she does.

I wasn't giving her excuses or saying that that was my actual opinion, more a hypothetical. She pays enough lip service to how much she hurts people so she does understand that her behaviour is wrong. But is it in the same way that a kid will write down facts on an exam but still not understand the material? It's easy enough to just repeat stuff you've heard that got a positive response from people.
You can see in dozens of her videos, especially in the wipey era, that she's always looking for validation or approval. Always looking for that positive reaction just like toddlers do. I'm not saying it's one way or the other, more that she's an interesting cow to speculate on as to why she's such a shithead.

 

[FarmVille]

Mommalynn is a fuck up but i don't think she deserves her 500 el bee daughter abusing her like some emotional support yo-yo.

Yes she fucking does.

There is endless debate about exactly how evil amber is but she never did anything comparable to smoking meth in a trailer full of children or physically assaulting grandma and doing jail time.

I don’t think posters appreciate how badly white people need to fuck up before they lose custody of their kids.

Haturs need to stop twisting reality to fit some delusional that every deathfat has to be the worst villain in their universe.

 

[RedMage]

She is right back to making videos because she had some withdrawals from the idea of not having money come in to order more Uber Eats.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I thought the Mr Snowflake episode on her relationship with Becky was really good. I was watching her during that entire time but I still somehow was shocked at just how much of a bitch she was to Becky constantly. Seeing it all put together like that paints quite the picture. The editing was very nice also.

 

[pippeyyy]

If anyone is looking for members only content Amber posts, this tiktok channel posts clips from them. I know, it's tiktok, but Amber never strikes anyone on that platform so they get away with more. https://www.tiktok.com/@lidurallyguise

 

[Mekahineyho]

Lmao at her admitting that she eats more after she ends her “what I eat in a day” videos (obvious) and doesn’t include the food because the videos ready to be posted .

I remember there was a phase in 2019 where she claimed to only be eating these Walmart salad bags everyday and maintaining 600 lbs, then weeks later she admitted she was stuffing her face each night during that time. She’s not a liar tho!

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

My two cents is that, no matter how someone is as an adult, they never deserved what happened to them as a child. That's not an excuse, obviously, but no child deserves stuff like what Mamalyn did.