Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[D_Tractor]

Hi all! I'm new to KiwiFarms and don't fully understand how this works. Just wanted to link y'all a little something that I'm sure very few, if any people that follow ALR, have access to.

Low and behold, a rare video of the gorl waddling around. This is from her recent trip to TJMaxx with Mamalynn.

I'm hesitant to post this because I could lose my job lmao, but I'm not sure how anyone would track me tbh. If anyone wants to share this, please don't credit me or anything. I don't need credit or anything tied back to me. I just wanted to show yall big Al in action.

And no, unfortunately, Valentine wasn't with her. Or... she might've been. Maybe we just can't see her.

Her walking ability is a LOT worse than the last time she was filmed walking. She will be fully wheelchair bound soon.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Face is different. Same level of fatness so I don't think it's fatness related. What's going on with her face? I think it's her mouth. Her mouth is shrinking, right? WTF?

Maybe it is fatness related. Is the fatness overtaking things to the point where a regular mouth seems like a minuscule mini-mouth in her face now? Is there a tiny mouth filter? Is it makeup? What's going on here?

She's getting older and gravity is taking over. That'd be my guess.
I think being that large probably accelerates the aging process. Everything starts to fail sooner because of the immense strain on the system.

Joints, internal organs, skin. It's all fucked.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I want to see the bitch play Elden Ring just imagine the dialogue.

 

[Bogliacci]

Her walking ability is a LOT worse than the last time she was filmed walking. She will be fully wheelchair bound soon.

its like she's balanced on two tubes of ground beef, she's got no knee to bend.

 

[RedMage]

And so the next part of the cycle begins. We’ve already seen that there would be no way she’d ever use the drug long enough to see any real results from it. Not only does it limit her ability to binge but it would also get in the way of dropping hundreds of dollars a week at restaurants keeping mama-Lynn fattened up and complacent enough to keep doing whatever she asks of her.

Which makes me wonder…we all know whoever gets sucked up into Ambies orbit ends up gaining a shit ton of weight, will we end up getting a 1000 pound Mother/Daughter arc before she finally finds a new caretaker?

Edited because of unnecessary repetition

It's not a healthy relationship. They are always going out to eat when instead they should be cooking together and encouraging each other to eat healthy and less.

Their relationship isn't deep and consist of bingo, binging, eating out and shopping.

If Amberlynn were to actually take losing weight seriously, she wouldn't get those rides as she has probably gotten her mother hooked on eating out more and wasting money.

And worse, of her mother decided to turn her life around, Amber would have the biggest fit because that would mean less eating out and facilitating her food addiction.

And we know they're not going to meet in the middle.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I actually wish she would show us her pwning middle school kids and getting victory royales in fortnite. (Unless she's lying again, like duh. Imagine having to lie about playing a video game though... Fucking pathetic.) At least that's something more interesting than rehash #468357264369 of her weight-loss jurneeeee

I want her to start streaming Fortnite, and then randomly start doing that fake cry she does because something in game reminds her of her childhood or Jade.

She should get on tik tok and start doing sick ass vape tricks with that shih tzu hairdo she does.

 

[AzurePastures]

Their relationship isn't deep and consist of bingo, binging, eating out and shopping.

This is the biggest city Amber has lived in during her entire youtube career. There are so many things her mom should be showing Amber about her new hometown and so many things Amber could be showing her audience. They live in the place of one of the most tragic events of American history in the 1990's, no acknowledgement of the event or a visit to the memorial. They have an NBA team who are currently in the playoffs, they could have gone to a game or at least watched one on TV and talked about it. There's a river running through the middle of the city with a water taxi, she's literally never mentioned it. They have far more museums than any city she's been in, and we got what? One visit to a children's science museum? A basic google search showed they have a zoo, a botanical garden, so many interesting things. You'd think a person who vlogs for a living would look into it. But of course it's amber we're talking about. At the very least, I'd have thought her mom would have more intellectual curiosity. But I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[EnidColeslaw]

Off topic but why are most the reactors gay men or fat women

Late... but,
Who hates fat women more than gay men or themselves? Nobody but God.

 

[Chocola]

They have far more museums than any city she's been in, and we got what? One visit to a children's science museum? A basic google search showed they have a zoo, a botanical garden, so many interesting things. You'd think a person who vlogs for a living would look into it. But of course it's amber we're talking about. At the very least, I'd have thought her mom would have more intellectual curiosity. But I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

you do realize that she literally can't do all of that, even if she wanted to? she hardly waddles, and you expect her to WALK around museum?? she will die

 

[Thumb Butler]

The water taxi would also sink and the river flood if she stepped into one.

 

[StickyClits]

I want to see the bitch play Elden Ring just imagine the dialogue.

You don't know anger until you play a FromSoft game, I cursed so bad I think I summoned something

 

[General Woundwort]

I want to see the bitch play Elden Ring just imagine the dialogue.

I just want to see her play something.
But Elden Ring would immediately debunk this gamer girlie persona she's putting on. At most we'd get 2 minutes of her falling off the edge of Rainbow Road.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

A thought occurred to me whilst I was browsing the Chantal thread so am running it by you guys: do you think being single but having a dog has ‘saved’ Amber? Yes she’s a fat fuck but I think Twinkie has kept her mobile, she has no choice she HAS to get up every day and attend to her. She seems to be in a mentally healthier place and I think the canine pet ownership has helped her get her sleeping sorted and a sense of a routine.

I honestly don’t think she should have pets at all tbh but we are where we are and Amber now has to man up and take care of them herself - probably for the first time in her life. She’s regressing in her behaviour and is as boring as fuck but she does seem to have her life together (as far as that goes) since her move. I wonder if not having a live-in serf and having to get up and deal with shit before you are literally dealing with it has given the lazy fat fuck the kick up the backside she so clearly deserves?

 

[D_Tractor]

A thought occurred to me whilst I was browsing the Chantal thread so am running it by you guys: do you think being single but having a dog has ‘saved’ Amber? Yes she’s a fat fuck but I think Twinkie has kept her mobile, she has no choice she HAS to get up every day and attend to her. She seems to be in a mentally healthier place and I think the canine pet ownership has helped her get her sleeping sorted and a sense of a routine.

I honestly don’t think she should have pets at all tbh but we are where we are and Amber now has to man up and take care of them herself - probably for the first time in her life. She’s regressing in her behaviour and is as boring as fuck but she does seem to have her life together (as far as that goes) since her move. I wonder if not having a live-in serf and having to get up and deal with shit before you are literally dealing with it has given the lazy fat fuck the kick up the backside she so clearly deserves?

She has Twinkie use puppy pads indoors instead of walking her.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

She has Twinkie use puppy pads indoors instead of walking her.

This, and she probably has mama-Lynn walk her whenever she comes over to pick her up.

A thought occurred to me whilst I was browsing the Chantal thread so am running it by you guys: do you think being single but having a dog has ‘saved’ Amber? Yes she’s a fat fuck but I think Twinkie has kept her mobile, she has no choice she HAS to get up every day and attend to her. She seems to be in a mentally healthier place and I think the canine pet ownership has helped her get her sleeping sorted and a sense of a routine.

I honestly don’t think she should have pets at all tbh but we are where we are and Amber now has to man up and take care of them herself - probably for the first time in her life. She’s regressing in her behaviour and is as boring as fuck but she does seem to have her life together (as far as that goes) since her move. I wonder if not having a live-in serf and having to get up and deal with shit before you are literally dealing with it has given the lazy fat fuck the kick up the backside she so clearly deserves?

And you’re forgetting about her other two pets, I’m pretty sure there was just a bunch of discourse recently over Rarity or Wasabi looking pretty rough compared to how she looked before her and Jade split up. So if she can’t even do the basics like grooming her cats fur do you really think she’s taking good care of Twonks?

*Edited to add a word

 

[Alpo_FartsII]

Wow. She is waddling more than ever. I thought the fat fuck was the one in front, but that was her fat fuck of a mother, and it looks like she left her teeth at home.

That and she’s a lazy bitch that can’t be assed to walk 5ft to put the cart away; just half ass shoves it in front of the entrance

 

[General Woundwort]

A thought occurred to me whilst I was browsing the Chantal thread so am running it by you guys: do you think being single but having a dog has ‘saved’ Amber? Yes she’s a fat fuck but I think Twinkie has kept her mobile, she has no choice she HAS to get up every day and attend to her. She seems to be in a mentally healthier place and I think the canine pet ownership has helped her get her sleeping sorted and a sense of a routine.

She doesn't walk Twinkie, she only made a show of it when it was 'weight loss content' about how she can totally walk a mile to show the haydurs. We haven't really seen much of Twinkie since Jade left afaik, so I'd assume she's gaining weight again and Amber knows she's going to get backlash if she shows that.

Remember when she moved.. somewhere.. maybe here(?) she said she would lock Wasabi in the bedroom all day so no, she doesn't groom him either. Rarity never gets mentioned so we should probably be asking for proof of life at this point. And we've seen in the past, food bowls stacked to a mountain, overflowing with kibble, so she likely doesn't monitor their food intake either and just fills it with trash cat kibble whenever it starts to look empty. She does the bare minimum to keep her animals alive, their welfare is not a driving force for her. The UberEats or DoorDash guys are more important in Amberland.
With Wasabi not looking in the best condition (I don't know how old he is, maybe it's just age) she appears to do this thing where she hopes her animals just die (or appear to recover on their own) before the suffering becomes too noticeable and she's forced to spend money on a vet trip.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

@Surprised Pikachu Having the Twonkster MIGHT be helping with Amber's mobility, but I personally don't think so. When Amber was living alone for a couple of months after Destiny dumped her and moved out, Ambo wasn't walking that dog. It was suspected that she wasn't even taking her out to go, but rather using pee pads for the dog.

As bizarre as this sounds, I think the thing that's keeping her from becoming one with her Aaron's sofa is actually Kristine. Amber doesn't want to be seen as LOWER than some degenerate junkie who lost her kids to the foster system. And Amber's already been shunned by her family once before for being a dispekful piece of shit. Kristine isn't going to cater to her bullshit the way Becky did. I mean, she broke a multiple decade long drug addiction and dealt with CANCER in fucking lockup. She doesn't care about Amber's random sadz or made up bullshit anxieties.

Kinda like how Jade was able (for a while, at least) get Ambo on a regular uploading schedule, get Ambo to shower weekly, and pushed her to try and do something about her weight. Jade liked 'em big, but not bedbound. And when Ambo wasn't willing to get with the program, she dumped her in OKC and blocked her on everything. Kristine's fine with taking advantage of the free meals, likely using the justifcation that she's staying "on her side of the street with her recovery" because it's Ambo's choice to eat like a pig and not her place to meddle. But Kristine doesn't have the same level of entanglement that all of the other GFs had, and as soon as Ambo gets too needy and nasty, I can see Kristine telling her to fuck off and no longer answering Ambo's calls. And I think Amber can see that too.

 

[dogpill]

A thought occurred to me whilst I was browsing the Chantal thread so am running it by you guys: do you think being single but having a dog has ‘saved’ Amber? Yes she’s a fat fuck but I think Twinkie has kept her mobile, she has no choice she HAS to get up every day and attend to her. She seems to be in a mentally healthier place and I think the canine pet ownership has helped her get her sleeping sorted and a sense of a routine.

I honestly don’t think she should have pets at all tbh but we are where we are and Amber now has to man up and take care of them herself - probably for the first time in her life. She’s regressing in her behaviour and is as boring as fuck but she does seem to have her life together (as far as that goes) since her move. I wonder if not having a live-in serf and having to get up and deal with shit before you are literally dealing with it has given the lazy fat fuck the kick up the backside she so clearly deserves?

Twinkie is a very small part of it. As much as I'd hate to say it, Mamalynn is keeping her from going stir crazy again by driving her around to eat out, bingo, and shop in actual stores(big decrease in online shopping). Jade was surface level and every conversation being just "I wuv you bebe" showed that there was little to no intellectual stimulation between the two, anyone's brain would melt in that apartment all day. Mamalynn gets to enrich Amber with many topics, from kids she tossed into the system to sobriety and prison.

She isn't gaining any permanent habits from taking care of Twinkie because it's gone the moment a new gorl moves in, but I do see why you think optimistically. She easily could have stood around with Twinkie outside her apartment then turn around and go back in but instead she goes for a full walk. Could also just be her way of making the audience think of the former.

Maybe it's just her bipolar disorder kicking in, who knows.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Thanks everyone for your thoughts. I must admit I was looking at my own two furry motivators at the time and thanking the God-Bear that Chantal never followed through with her threat of getting a dog when my thoughts wandered to Amber and Lil’ Twonk. Y’all are right though, it’s probably Kristine that is keeping her motivated but I do hope she’s doing as much as she can and giving that doggo as best as life as possible. She certainly seems happier in herself and DOES leave the apartment occasionally so yeah, rainbows!!!

(I didn’t include the cats as whilst the little fur demons deserve much better care than they are receiving they don’t require getting out of your pyjamas during daylight hours. Or at all. Source: Chantal Sarault)