Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

the only motivation she has to keep caring for twinkie is so amber can continue to get those open tongue in mouth dog kisses she seems to enjoy so much

 

[JayneDoe]

I recall her saying recently, after an Amazon haul, how she buys a new litterbox every two months, and just throws the current one away. I'd not be surprised if she let's the "current one" fill with 2 months worth of shit. Just keeps refreshing it with litter or whatever. The thought of that is disgusting, knowing that most cats will start shitting outside their box if there are too many dooks in it.

She's not the worst pet owner I've heard about, but when it comes to their needs, she absolutely does the bare minimum. But we all done knew that, so I digress.

 

[General Woundwort]

With Wasabi not looking in the best condition (I don't know how old he is, maybe it's just age) she appears to do this thing where she hopes her animals just die (or appear to recover on their own) before the suffering becomes too noticeable and she's forced to spend money on a vet trip.

Well with Moderation Queen dragging up old vids where Amber and Destiny said Wasabi was shitting blood and they didn't take him to the vet, this appears to be more accurate than I thought when I posted it.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Meds spas generally require labs before they will start the segmaglutide treatments. I also find it hard to believe that a pcp would tell a 550lb woman with gallbladder and pancreas problems to definitely go to a med spa instead of working directly with him just because it’s cheaper.

Also the general consensus is that Amber had cellulitis again. I wonder if she had “really high respect” for her doctor in Kentucky because they just gave her antibiotics constantly to treat it and never pushed to fix the underlying problem which is her non compliance with doctors/the lipedema specialist and being fat as shit. She could be mental enough to end up wheelchair bound before she starts listening to anyone.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

cellulitis is a strong contender because she always has it (and let's be real it's what's going to kill her eventually) but my thought was a gnarly UTI, especially with how painful her gait looked in the TJmaxx footage. she had some UTI problems back in the 574 elbee gaycare days because she didn't want to walk to the bathroom so she just held it

(and to this day she still makes the fact that she doesn't drink water into a personality trait)

 

[Salvador Dali]

my ozempic appointment, worried about my health, & Billie Eilish album reaction! | vlog

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Spoiler: May 19, 2024 Archive

 

[pippeyyy]

my ozempic appointment, worried about my health, & Billie Eilish album reaction! | vlog

Yewtu.be/Invidious Link

Spoiler: May 19, 2024 Archive

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Her elbow boobs are up to a good D cup. Well done, Amber!

 

[-Jack-]

I hope she starts a meth/crack arc like Chantal did when she tried Ozempic because you know.. these fatties need to understand their psychological reasons why they are addicted to food. and not that the food is the main issue. But like all these deathfats they just want a quick, easy fix betfore going back to the same patterns.

 

[Kier Starmer]

JFC the amount of nontent from this video is wild. Her story makes no fucking sense why would a medically trained professional give you a medication that you essentially have not been cleared to take. To then call you and say "oh hey gorl, you can take it" literally makes no sense. Bitch "boundaries" you put you period pre cancer chunks on snapchat and said you free bled in multiple domiciles for years.

Actually in the middle of a study about Ozenpic and why it should not be given to deathfats. 9/10 they just fucking gain it back again. It was honestly the worst thing they did in giving it to fatties because it was designed to help reduce affects of type 2 diabetic patients, there is a massive shortage of good therapists though because the psych students are mostly women and get co-opted by libtard shit. Makes me why I hate Amber so much, she is everything wrong with America and fat people in combo.

Her skin texture btw just looks fucking nasty here and family need an intervention on the Lisa Lefteye hair. Actually can a black person just come and claim appropriation because then she won't use it again.

BTW totes not 550+ lbs guissss

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

the fat cunt won't say what the antibiotics are for and is going to say in the next video because she has another appointment about it. sepsis arc incoming

 

[FatalTater]

Nice manly eyebrows on ol' PuppyHairLynn.
Upcoming Ernest Borgnine cosplay?

 

[Kier Starmer]

I don't know man Cancer Revenge arc part 2 would be nifty

I was here all along.meme

 

[Skinless Nugget]

@Surprised Pikachu
Only, she doesn't take care of the pets? Have you seen the pile of fŮd left on the counter for the cats? The dog is obese as ever again. You actually think she walks that thing?

How long do we think this ozempic arc will last?? This fat piece of shit DOES NOT want to actually lose weight. She thinks her overall health will improve, yet that's never been a priority before (she pretends it is, for her audience). She should just be real & admit that she loves shoveling fŰd down her gaping gullet & food is her one & only true love. JFC how many more times are we going to go thru this.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Show this to a group of 25 people and say "Identify this object". I'd love to know some of the guesses.

 

[dfranki723]

God, she gets saggier and saggier with each new vlog.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Someone help me out, is this the "potential new caretaker on the horizon, better look like I actually want to lose weight" part of the ALR cycle??

 

[General Woundwort]

"I'm going back on Ozempic, yes I am" double confirmation, so lies?
I find her infatuation with Billie Eilish incredibly cringey. It's fair to enjoy things, but I've never known someone over maybe 21 to squee over celebs.

Also the journal collection, when she showed us last time she had like 200. So that's even more waste she created because she can't help but consoom. "These are the journals I've written in" when they show no crinkled pages or any sign that they've even been opened. I'd love to see the type of shit she writes though, it's not like she does anything all day so every entry would be the same. "Woke up. Ate. Had a nap. Ate. Ate. Ordered knockoff Leygos from Amazon. Ate. Went to sleep." etc.

 

[Constellationzero]

Show this to a group of 25 people and say "Identify this object". I'd love to know some of the guesses.

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* County fair turkey leg
* Gibson Girl puffy sleeve
* The Pripyat Elephant's Foot
* A Shoggoth

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Show this to a group of 25 people and say "Identify this object". I'd love to know some of the guesses.

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It's even better if you cut the image off before you see the edge of the sleeve. Tbh looks like a giant rot-dog of the elephant-dick variety.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

How long do we think this ozempic arc will last?? This fat piece of shit DOES NOT want to actually lose weight. She thinks her overall health will improve, yet that's never been a priority before (she pretends it is, for her audience). She should just be real & admit that she loves shoveling fŰd down her gaping gullet & food is her one & only true love. JFC how many more times are we going to go thru this.

By 2018, Amber had made the following facts crystal clear through various monologues in her videos:

1) Anytime Amber feels any sort of feeling, she MUST numb with food. It doesn't matter if that feeling is happiness, excitement, boredom, anxiety, fear, sadness, regret, anger, envy, or narc injury. (My favourite, more recent example of this was early 2020 when she was getting mad that people weren't slapping her shelf in celebration of her meager weight loss. In the mukbang video she gets worked up while telling her audience that we'll keep seeing weight loss but she won't be telling us about it. And as she gets angrier, she keeps eating faster and faster while swallowing big bites with almost no chewing)

2) Anytime that ANYTHING changes with her eating that results in Ambo potentially not being able to eat as much of whatever she wants, whenever she wants, she will get the urge to binge. Amber has made the following claims:

• OA/12 step meetings make her binge
• tracking calories makes her binge
• tracking WW points makes her binge
• diets with flexibility (WW) allow her to eat too much junk
• diets with little/no flexibility make her binge
• tracking her food (even when not restricting) makes her binge
• measuring portions makes her binge
• eating hulthy foods (like broccoli) make her binge
• eating junk food makes her binge
• she didn't claim this, but showed us that her taking medication that reduces her appetite makes her force-feed herself, or attempt to counteract the effects by taking other substances to increase her appetite.

3) Amber has declared that she just CAN NOT work with a therapist about the issues that are keeping her on a constant emotional rollercoaster and driving her to eat, as it's just TOO PAINFUL and she CAN'T (won't) do it.

She doesn't think her overall health will improve. She doesn't think that this time Ozempic will work. She doesn't think that she's different this time. This is to keep everyone off of her back and to keep the money coming in so she can keep on keeping on. If she were to admit that she's not interested in changing, she'll destroy the two personas she's been cultivating her entire life:

• Influencer-Lynn, the boss-babe self-made woman who's got her shit together and everyone looks to for advice and inspiration (and who's so much better than the majority of you!). And when criticized...
• Victim-Lynn, the most abused and mentally ill person on the planet who's experienced more pain and loss than anyone else yet is so incredibly strong that she failed but she'll never give up.

Her narc ego will not let that happen. (And yes, she has actually said - more than once, I believe - that she is THE MOST mentally ill person ever and that no one can acktually understand how much she suffers).

TL;DR: These loops will just keep repeating with little to no difference with each iteration until she dies, gets kicked off of YouTube, or everyone stops watching. I personally think it will be the first scenario that breaks the loop - she has too many short-bus paste-eaters in her comments section for this gravy train to stop.

Someone help me out, is this the "potential new caretaker on the horizon, better look like I actually want to lose weight" part of the ALR cycle??

From what she's shown on her channel, every relationship started with weight loss. And once she knew they were good and hooked (or at least trapped with her being able to claim squatters rights in their house), the cuntiness, greasiness, and weight gain resumed.


Oh yeah, recap of video: Amber gets a few doses of semaglutide (but hasn't been given the green light by the new doctor to take it yet), still won't tell her audience what the terrible thing wrong with her is, and blathers about that Billy bitch and shitty poetry books no one cares about.