Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Amber didn't like what Mamalynn shared about her licking Easter eggs, so she immediately countered with the time Mamalynn spilled boiling water on her.

Man it's so easy to get in this mindset when you try to build a relationship with someone who abused you. That's why it takes a huge amount of self care and growth before you even should attempt to reconnect because you will just have this vicious attitude and cycle. That's why most take the healthy route and not reconnect unless they are truly ready. Her ass wanted her mom back so she better accept what she's done and who she is but of course the reconnection was nothing but transactional on Big Al the balding cat killers end so we're going to have this constant boohoo whoa is me you did this to me, constantly. Sad for both of them really in a way.

 

[PanLake007]

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"The average thigh circumference for adult males is 21.2 inches or 53.8 cm, based on a study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) that examined 4,255 participants."

"The average circumference of an adult female upper arm can vary based on age and other factors. According to a study, females in the 50-to-59-year-old age group have the largest mean arm circumference at 32.8 centimeters (12.91 inches), while females aged 40-to-49 years have the widest arms at the 50th percentile at 32.0 centimeters (12.59 inches)."

What do you think her upper arm circumference is >60 cm? If aliens would see her and Taylor Swift, they would think Hamber is a different species.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I found it interesting that she was dming a fan to go to bingo and didn’t sit with them lol. Besides being anti social and hating her viewers, she probably is afraid it will be Alexis 2.0 scorned ambaby

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Her mother should be embarrassed. Fuck her.

Not sure how she could live knowing she birthed Amber into this world.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber didn't like what Mamalynn shared about her licking Easter eggs, so she immediately countered with the time Mamalynn spilled boiling water on her.

Didn't this fat useless sack of shit tell us her mom was on the phone and her lard ass didn't have the patience to wait for her mom to get the soup out of the microwave so fat fuck got it hershelf, then her mom scared her so she dropped it??

Her ass wanted her mom back so she better accept what she's done

She actually had no choice and needed a chauffeur quick

 

[American Psycho]

If she says "COUNSELtation" one more fucking time...

 

[Delayed Breathing]

I went to search Amber's tiktok video and was met with this instead. She missed her shot.
(I couldn't get her video to download using my tool and if I missed it in the thread I'm dumb)
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Archived although i doubt it will be deleted.

 

[2020chan]

Amber is her punishment for all of her years being wild and doing wrong.

I don't know much about Mamalynn, other than she did lots of hard drugs and jail time. But good God almighty, if having Amber as a partner isn't bad enough, imagine being the one who created her. The girlfriends can leave and be done, but Mamalynn is connected to her, forever. Amber is the biggest dose of karma that could ever come her way, especially during sobriety. I bet dealing with Amber has Mamalynn tempted to do all kinds of things, and it will be interesting to see how she deals with this giant toddler.
Will she fall back into her addiction?
Will seeing Amber strengthen her resolve to stay sober and take care of herself?
Will she abandon Amber for her own mental health?

As it stands, she'll probably outlive Amber by a few years, if she keeps out of trouble. Even more years if Emily is still in the picture.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

taking a break, frustrating semaglutide update, therapy consultation, & reminiscing with mom vlog​

(02/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VbovphErnbw

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Vapelynn at the 2:12 - 2:14 mark in this video. There’s a clip of of her puffing out some vapor off to the side at the 1:50 mark and you know she’d try to play it off as cold air vapor clouds or whatever.

She said she was gonna stop smokeen delta this time on the ozempie! She’s such a lah

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Will she abandon Amber for her own mental health?

I don't think she will. She's plum run out of kids. Face Tattoo Tony is in and out of prison, the one that found her when he was 18 turned out to be a shitbag and she ended up casting him out and shunning him. That only leaves the other one adopted at birth who has never made contact, and God willing, is smart and stable enough to never.

She and Amber are eternally toxically entangled. They are SO MUCH alike.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

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you will just have this vicious attitude and cycle.

Isn't this (Amber guilting Kristine over everything) why Auntie Tammy told Amber she shouldn't have contacted her mom in jail?

I wouldn't be surprised if Kristine was a lot like Amber in her youth.

 

[powdered toast]

Vapelynn at the 2:12 - 2:14 mark in this video. There’s a clip of of her puffing out some vapor off to the side at the 1:50 mark and you know she’d try to play it off as cold air vapor clouds or whatever.

She said she was gonna stop smokeen delta this time on the ozempie! She’s such a lah

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Isn't this (Amber guilting Kristine over everything) why Auntie Tammy told Amber she shouldn't have contacted her mom in jail?

I wouldn't be surprised if Kristine was a lot like Amber in her youth.

I almost think she is actively trying to sabotage her mother's sobriety. Drinking in front of her (if I'm remembering correctly), vaping around her, and guilting her about her shit parenting on camera for a large audience. On top of that you know she is jealous of Mamalynn for 1. Not being a deathfat 2. Getting her shit together/sobriety (9 years sober vs Amber's 10-year gaineen/spiral marathon) 3. Being a relatively normal person now that can function and drive a car and 4. Her mother being more likeable than she is and more popular/positively viewed by her audience.

 

[a hapless toad]

I don't think she will. She's plum run out of kids. Face Tattoo Tony is in and out of prison, the one that found her when he was 18 turned out to be a shitbag and she ended up casting him out and shunning him. That only leaves the other one adopted at birth who has never made contact, and God willing, is smart and stable enough to never.

James/Austin is the one who was adopted soon after birth and who got in contact after he turned 18.

Jonathan is the one adopted at age 6/7, who Hambo claimed was her whole heart and her reason for everytheen. As far as we know he has not been in contact with his birth family.

 

[dfranki723]

So Fat Fuck has 100% managed to get her Mom to back up her lies (out of guilt or manipulation).

''Remember when I got 3rd degree burns?!?!?!?!?!''.
Knowing full fucking well her Mom isn't going to call her out on it.

She's never happier than when she gets to force or trick people into backing up/believing her ''tragic'' childhood.
Do one Fatty.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Amber is raging that even her ex-jailbird crackhead service animal murdering neglectful egg donor is more liked than she is on her own channel, take note gorl this is the redemption arc you could have if you ever got your shit together

The "oh remember the turtle I had? Remember the snake? REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THIRD DEGREE BURNS FROM YOUR NEGLECT??? REMEMBER ALL THE CAMPING TRIPS YOU AND MY DAD WERE HIGH ON??????" was so fucking spiteful- even by Gumsy's lofty standards- and I am definitely in the "ALR owes her parents absolutely fuck all" camp. I look forward to the inevitable smug "u guise have to ruhlaiiiise.... that this is MY storeee and MY tuhruth" cat-arse mouthed lecture in her next vuh-lawg when she reads some Concerned Troll sends her screenshots of comments about how much of a dick move that was.

i hope somebody tells her that her mom surely was a neglectful drug addict mother, as Amber is a neglectful piece of shit of a pet owner who lost two cats in the span of 5/6 years. Not comparing motherhood to pet ownership, but she's so neglectful that at best Gracie and Rarity got into a shelter and were rehomed (they're 99% dead), and for what? To buy a cat that Hambo could claim as hers and give it the name she wanted, and to follow her egotistical hunger for unconditional love. With a feeder.
So yeah, her mom was a sorry excuse for a parent along with her dad, but Amber fucking offed two pets, which one claimed was like a child to her. At least she had all the possibilities to thrive as a human being and get out of her trauma and blossom, if not in foster care she surely did with Krystle and her parents money, but she decided to say fuck all and become the worst type of person there is, while the cat were just discarded like garbage and they probably died in the wild.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber is single mindedly selfish in a way that would make even the most maladapted autist blush. Gracie stood in the way of Amber and her fantasy ki-en, so she had to go. Rarity going "missing" was Amber's ticket to her dainty hooves being planted firmly on Wisconsin soil (lol) so bye-bye to her oh-so beloved pet. For someone who has "attachment issues" she has zero issues jettisoning anyone or anything from her life when it is no longer useful to her. That's why she has zero friends and ploughs through carers at a rate of knots, she is so emotionally stunted she has no idea what an attachment actually is.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I was re-watching one of her older videos from a couple days ago to check for something and I came back across the section where she's chugging milk from the jug. I looked back and I don't know if anyone mentioned this directly but I want to present this clip again.

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I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

Its a feeder request. Someone paid her to drink it from the carton in a video. The end.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I thought to myself, how the hell is she weighing volume? I did some minor research and now I am simply mad at the internet. Some scales have volume like milliliters but it just assumes 1 mL is equal to 1 g. This is retarded and I don't care for it. The weights are probably negligible in reality but I think it's misleading that you can weigh volume. Maybe there's other ways to determine volume like I don't know a cup.

In chemistry or biochemistry, when a liquid is either very light or heavy, would you weight the liquid, i.e. Mercury. Otherwise, there is no reason.

We have to remember that with Amber everything Amber is performative. In real life, she never weight liquid, even if she count calories. Same as when she ate with a measuring spoon, etc. All of this is to look like a quirky girlypop. Instead, she looks like a idiot. When you are over 500 pounds, a couple of grams (or ml) is not going to matter.

Its a feeder request. Someone paid her to drink it from the carton in a video. The end.

Possibly, again purely performative.