Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's live.
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At the beginning, she's talking about how in 2nd grade she was in love with a boy named Brandon Walker. She was in love with him throughout High School as well and they tried dating, it didn't work out, but they remained friends. Amber moved away because of issues with her parents and foster care, and when she came back Brandon was dating a girl named Briana.

People in the chat ask if Brandon was one of the two cousins Amber claimed to give double handjobs to in the movie theater and Amber said no, Brandon was a different guy.

She's acting a bit stoned and she has 3-4 glitter rhinestones right against the bottom of each eye, making it look like tears.

Then the livestream crashes. She put in her 3 minutes of work this week, goodnight ya'll.

Edit: She's back. She's talking about how she's "going through a lot." Then says she knows she looks drunk, high, and that she's been crying for 5 million years but none of those are true.

Next, she talks about people who call her a narcissist. She bashes anyone who thinks she's one saying "I wish you'd just get to it and diagnose me." basically calling people mean armchair therapists who aren't qualified to diagnose her. Of course she talks about how good people tell her she's not a narcissist but because so many MEAN people tell her she's a narcissist, it makes her wonder if she is. She actually doesn't believe this, it's just a pity play like "You guys are calling me a poophead and you all say it so much it's now made me question my innocent, unpooped head if I actually do have poop on my head!"

Her stream crashes for the second time.

When she comes back again, she says she feels bad that people keep having to click back into her streams.

She's now talking about Scottie. How she wrote it for a friend when she was 17 and how that friend had no way to read it unless it was on Wattpad (????). She talks about people picking apart her inconsistencies in the story where she put Becky and Krystle's name in it, as well as mentioning the swine flu, which were all after when she was 17.
Amber claims that even though she wrote Scottie when she was 17, later when she was putting it on Wattpad (????*) she changed a few things to include Becky and Krystle because she wanted Becky and Krystle to read it, too.

*I'm lost on the timeline right now. So she wrote it when she was 17 for a friend and uploaded it to Wattpad because aher friend had NO way of reading it otherwise. Then later uploaded it (again???) with all the updated edits to include Becky and Krystle's names because she wanted Becky and Krystle to read it, too.

The stream crashes AGAIN.

She's back and she keeps coughing. People are asking if she has Covid. Amber just laughs and says "That's funny."
She says, "I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want my whole stream to be about it but yes, I have Covid. I tested positive yesterday and it's been hectic. I'M GONNA CRYYYYY!" then she starts "crying." She says she's scared. At first she thought it was allergies, then she thought it was cellulitis (???), then thought it might be the flu, but realized it was Covid.
She says that even though people have died and her grandpa has died of Covid, she's having chest pains, was "having a whole freak out" "I've had such an anxiety" and "had an anxiety attack", that she's still a selfless responsible girlypop to still be streaming. Is this a lowkey bash on Zachary Michael when he had the flu and was too sick to stream one day, which Amber attacked him for?

She claims Wasabi acted like he knew that Amber had Covid because he laid on her chest. Even though one of her most recent vlogs claims he always lays across her chest alllll the time.

She says she's lost her sense of taste and smell. Then she waxes poetic later about Hamburger Helper and how much she wants to eat pasta for dinner.

Someone asks where she'd go if she could go anywhere in the world. Amber says Greece or California.

Amber asks if people would be mad if she left the livestream early because she has Covid. Looks like she's getting off soon.

We've got another lovely shot of the ceiling as Amber gets something called a "pulse box"???
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Oh it's one of those devices you put on your finger and it shows your pulse and O2 levels.
She rips off packaging from her batteries with her teeth.

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She gets her results. "my breathing is 98. My beats per minute is 72." She isn't satisfied that her heart rate is 72 so she closes her eyes and tries to relax for a minute without saying anything. She looked at it again and it's 74 and she said it gave her anxiety.

Now she's doing a Q&A. She put something in the chat where you can directly ask her questions. Amber says "For some reason not all the questions are popping up in the question thingy." How does she know how many questions are coming in? Maybe not many people are asking anything?

Amber claims she's never talking about her love life ever again. We'll see how long that lasts.

Someone tells Amber she's basically lazy for working one day a week for these livestreams. Amber says, "I go to work every single day." She talks about how she does "many different things" for her many different jobs. "This is just ONE of my many ventures." Is she hinting she's joined Emily on the feeder and fat fetish websites? Or does she have a secret FBI Frank job she can't tell us about?

She talks about how she still wants to have her merch shop and she could still use Emily's designs for her merch shop. She said, "people are like 'You can still do the merch even if you two aren't together.' And you guys are right."
So they aren't broken up.

Someone asks if she's doing anything special for Valentine's Day. Amber says no because she has Covid and she has to quarantine for 10 days. She said "And I had PLANS!"
 
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She talks about BPD for the next 30 minutes. She basically repeats the same things she's been saying about BPD in all her other vlogs. How she throws temper tantrums and tries manipulating her partners accusing them "Don't you love me????" but it's not her fault, it's her BEEPEEDEE.
Then she starts crying that she doesn't feel valid. That people make her feel like she's not valid. That she might pronounce words wrong because she doesn't feel valid (???). That she just has BPD and why don't people think she's valid? She wants so much to feel valid.
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After she stops with the creaky voice, seconds later, she stops crying and talks normally.

She talks about how she loves so hard. She's just so full of LOVE and people don't understand that. She's so invalidated.

Someone asks her how many people are in the livestream right now. Amber checks on her phone and says there are 290 people in the stream right now. Amber says out of each $10 membership, she gets $4. She says Youtube takes 30% and another 30% goes to taxes. So $4x290 = $1,160/month profit for the streams alone. And that's lowballing it since I doubt not ALL the memberships are in the live right now.

For anyone not in the US, here's some US tax info for you all. The more you make, the more in taxes you have to pay. The lowest rate is 10% for the lowest income and it goes up from there. If she's paying 30% for taxes, she's making somewhere between $100k - $250k a year from Youtube.

Her skin picking is back. She says it's now so bad she doesn't know how she hasn't ended up in the hospital yet. She says if we saw "certain parts of my body" that we'd see how bad her picking has gotten.

Even though Amber can't taste or smell anything, she has to have a snack of Pringles. "It's only 100 calories!"
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She's also drinking Gatorade.
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She then talks about how she's a texture girlie when it comes to food and eating the Pringles without being able to taste them was weird.

Still not satisfied with her 72 bpm heartrate reading last time, she takes it again. This time she says it's 69.
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She made it the 2 hours. Oh no, I spent 2 hours watching her stream. I'm gonna go do something else now.
 
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She's high as fuck lol
I always assumed that Emily was buying it for her since it's legalized with a medical card only where she lives and I promise we would not hear the end of it if Amber got one. So either Tommy has a med card or a dealer, regardess, that's where Big Al gets it from. Is the feeder back in town?
Also, why not just get an artist to redesign the merch for you if you want to make your lie more believable? Is the money THAT tight? What is she spending all of it on?
 
For anyone not in the US, here's some US tax info for you all. The more you make, the more in taxes you have to pay. The lowest rate is 10% for the lowest income and it goes up from there. If she's paying 30% for taxes, she's making somewhere between $100k - $250k a year from Youtube.
That would only be for someone working a normal W-4 job in which the employer pays the employment tax. If yt-ing is a 1099 type-deal situation, which I imagine it is, you are responsible for your own income tax plus the employment tax. I think I ended up paying about 30% for the time when I was a temp 1099 before being hired on as a normie W-4 employee. [Edit: I was not making 6 figures at the time. This was like 2014 and I think I started at $20 an hour?] If she made that much I think she'd have to pay way more. Amber's benefit in this is that as an independent contractor she gets to write off literally anything she shows in her videos as an expense. That is why her videos are all about eating and buying hoards of shit for herself. I'm being cynical here but I could see her collecting the gas receipts from her mom driving her around and getting the money back for herself at tax time. And I bet Mamalynn probably has no idea that her outings with Amber are just a tax write off so Amber can eat for free and thinks that Amber is just being so generous.
 
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It looks like Amber is starting to get those Jacqueline Adan forearms.
Does it mean anything when it’s only one of them, though?
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Yeah its prolly her dema. Which one exactly idk. Her body is kinda running out of places to store fat and shes somehow maintaining 500 pounds even after having a weight loss drug.
 
I can't remember.
Did she just stop talking about her self diagnosed bipolar disorder or did she claim she was misdiagnosed and that it was their fault for being shit?

Because that was her excuse originally.

Too retarded to remember which video it was in, but she said she was using one of those therapy apps like BetterHelp where unqualified randos are paid to tell people who shake when they order coffee that they have Trauma™ and should cut off their parents. The "therapist" she spoke to told her it SOUNDED like BPD, and Amber took that and ran with it. She said she thought that meant she was being diagnosed (lol) and that she only later learned that therapists, especially ones on subscription based phone apps who have never met you, cannot diagnose mental health disorders.

Edit: I am one of those cunts who gets borderline and bipolar mixed up, switch out the above for the correct name if necessary
 
I can't remember.
Did she just stop talking about her self diagnosed bipolar disorder or did she claim she was misdiagnosed and that it was their fault for being shit?

Because that was her excuse originally.
I was thinking about this yesterday because they won't just take back a diagnosis and give you a new one. If she was ever actually diagnosed bipolar she would've never actually been diagnosed with BPD but we all know it's fake and homo right
 
I found the video where she claimed she was first diagnosed with “bipolar 1.5” by a woman at her office, where she prescribed her a mood stabilizer. It starts at 15:13

The BetterHelp diagnoses was for BED, PewdiePie even included that in the video he made on exposing Betterhelp for giving diagnoses they weren’t qualified to give
 
In case anyone wants to see her reveal her BPD diagnosis, this is her announcing it Nov 2023 and we are closing in on 2 years of doing zero “work work work” on it. She met Alexis around this time who also coincidently has BPD but Amber claims she’s always knows she’s had it
 
Yeah its prolly her dema. Which one exactly idk. Her body is kinda running out of places to store fat and shes somehow maintaining 500 pounds even after having a weight loss drug.

Looks infected. Didn't she used to say that it was several times a year she'd get cellulitis and need antibiotics? She could be used as a case study about antibiotic resistance at this point.
 

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