Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fee]

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[mero]

The BetterHelp diagnoses was for BED, PewdiePie even included that in the video he made on exposing Betterhelp for giving diagnoses they weren’t qualified to give

Nicely remembered, disregard me.

Let me see if I got this straight: the BED was the BetterHelp incident. Was it the bipolar pandemic (contained entirely within the Gaycare Center) that got her "diagnosed" with that? Then it was borderline when she met Alexis, right? Or was it the other way round?

Was she actually diagnosed with either one of them by a medical professional or was it just a counseltation with Doctorlynn (same as when she was diagnosed with ASMR)?

Rate me as you will but the one thing I could fully believe she has to some extent is ADHD. Not to PL but I've got the disease that makes you insufferable, and some of her behavior makes sense. Let us review the Mayo Clinic list and add some recent examples:

• Impulsiveness
  Buying shite off Amazon and Horrid without a thought despite all of it never being seen or used again.
• Disorganization and problems prioritizing
  Can't chip your pets after your second lost cat because you're so busy *checks notes* organizing your excessive perfume collection and livestreaming nothing.
• Poor time management skills
  Didn't bother to learn how to run a sub only live before sitting down to start it, no consideration for how much time it actually takes to set something up; this one would be easier to evidence if she ever had anywhere to be for a certain time where her mum wasn't collecting and delivering her to the event.
• Problems focusing on a task
  Can't maintain her own lives without playing games on her phone/having her single airpod in/texting whoever.
• Trouble multitasking
  Can't maintain the above; ignores her audience while her single brain cell goes for a wander to see if there are any new feeders in her instagram DMs.
• Excessive activity or restlessness
  There's no excessive physical movement going on here but her thought processes are jumbled and she can't focus on anything for more than a minute or so.
• Poor planning
  The chipless pets, the shittily organized streams, whatever that weird lie was about having a new bingo buddy she didn't sit with (you couldn't sort your shit out well enough so that we wouldn't clearly see you sitting there with no new side character?), horrible video timelines jumping between past and present because her whole job is crappily thought out.
• Low frustration tolerance
  Not recent but remember when she threw a cup at someone's mum lmao. More recent: crashing out over Tommy getting a comment on instagram.
• Frequent mood swings
  Is she heartbroken or is she a slay boss queen? Who can tell from molment to molment?
• Problems following through and completing tasks
  Jesus. I don't think I need to say this but she quit a 10 day video series before she finished recording the first video.
• Hot temper
  Becky and Casey's tales can tell us more about this than Amber's own videos; we also know she tried to have a slapfight with Jade that time (shame Jade didn't suplex her).
• Trouble coping with stress
  Any minor inconvenience causes her to have mental health and sends her stropping around on camera like an indignant beanbag, flipping her greasy hair and calling people basement dwellers in a transparent attempt to overcome her own stressful situation by making it someone else's problem.

Of course these are all small examples taken from recent events. but I'm sure we can all recognise the pattern that goes back forever.

This shit cannot be explained away using ADHD as an excuse, though. Amber's only hobbies in this world are buying shite, eating shite and treating people like shite. If I'm right, then it could explain why she's so quick to repeat those same dopamine seeking behavior rather than spiralling out into more interesting distractions or disasters, but it doesn't mean it's all down to the poor giant baby having a disorder. She's a horrible, selfish person who is constantly blown away by how fascinating she finds herself and that's the core of her personality. ADHD might be the sprinkles on the shitcake.

Amber, if someone sends you a screenshot of this on instagram (because I doubt you can figure out how to get here by yourself), don't bother using this as your new get out of jail free card. Nobody likes people with ADHD who bang on about how it's okay that they're a piece of shit because they have ADHD. Also, you are fat and I would not have sex with you.

 

[PanLake007]

I'm surprised, disgusted, that there are people out there who give money to Hamber, who are subscribers to her channel. You could just literally burn the money and it would be far less embarrassing and pathetic.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Rate me as you will but the one thing I could fully believe she has to some extent is ADHD

Fat. Lazy. Glutton. Its that easy. She just likes the easy life her caretakers and her youtube bucks gives her. Simple as.

• Impulsiveness
  Buying stuff feels good and gives the dopamines. She cant go shopeen so she has to do it online. She isnt impulsive he just does whatever she whimsies due to not having any hard scheduling
• Disorganization and problems prioritizing
  Laziness. Again she ha no reason to priortize or organize unless it feels good. She has tons of journals and planners to organize and prioritize. She even organizes her tacky earing hoards etc because it pleasing to see all her shiny things. She just prioritizes feeling good all the time, eating food, and being lazy.
• Poor time management skills
  There is no reaon for time management she never has to do anything at any time and is free to live as he pleases, waking up when she wants, being lazy when she wants, eating when she wants. She lives a life of leisure and does not need to manage time, as time is in excess.
• Problems focusing on a task
  She has no tasks to focus on, she sit and completes sometimes tedious lego sets. organizes her earings, and edits her videos. And the biggest tasks she has of all days, eating. She doesnt have a problem focusing on tasks, she just focuses on what feels good. none of her tasks need to be done all at once except for cooking and eating, which she accomplishes no problem.
• Trouble multitasking
  Multitasking are for those who's time is meaningful and they feel they need to do too many things to get done at once. She has no need to multitask, even during live streams. The chat she ignores is just not making her feel good at the moment so she must go to something else that pleases her. Its not like shes trying to prepare dinner and take care of a baby.
• Excessive activity or restlessness
  There's no excessive activity. She rests all the time. Any "Jumbledness" is just a lack of education or having an excess of time so no organization is needed.
• Poor planning
  She plans everything. her videos. her meals, cats running away. She doesnt need to chip a pet, thats a choice of laziness not a lack of planning. She planned not chipping them. Chores and errands are boring, and do not feel good. why do them when you can get everything delivered or taken care of for you with your stay at home youtube bucks?
• Low frustration tolerance
  She's a spoiled toddler in 3 adult bodies who's used to getting her way. There is no reason to have a frustration tolerance. Thats for poor people who dont get their way all the time and have to do chores, errands, and go to work.
• Frequent mood swings
  Hangriness affects women more. She must be fed to keep her mood stable. Toddlers also have frequent mood swings.
• Problems following through and completing tasks
  She finishes her legos, and cooking her meals, and ordering and eating her food. She completes any task she wants to. Again she lives a life of leisure and when something isnt fun she just drops it, because whats the point?
• Hot temper
  Again, toddler who gets her way or else. She has no reason to not be getting her way in life. She doesnt have to deal with coworkers or customers or doing anything she doesnt want to do. She is the customer. its her money, they should do what she wants!
• Trouble coping with stress
  Again why cope with stress, just do something else that feels good!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Heard a lil snippet of our dainty gorl's dulcet tones on Salty Crab's latest summary of her livestream and WOW the blaccent is back with a vengeance. New housenigger imminent?

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Fupaw

Fupaw is definitely going to be my new word for describing these types of forearms.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

I feel like Amber and Tommy should have stayed together, knowing Tommy loves being a feeder and Amber doesn't give a fuck and wants to be taken care of. I think it would have been mutually beneficial if they had moved in.

 

[mero]

Can't quote you, @lol cow supreme, but I'm not saying that's her excuse or that's definitely what's up, just that I could believe it. I'd be interested in an ADHD arc, but only as far as getting medicated would go, because it'd be fun to see how she explains away gaining weight whilst on medical meth. Especially if she had another pop at Ozempic at the same time, a combo that would turn most people into Ashley Isaacs within a month.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Can't quote you, @lol cow supreme, but I'm not saying that's her excuse or that's definitely what's up, just that I could believe it. I'd be interested in an ADHD arc, but only as far as getting medicated would go, because it'd be fun to see how she explains away gaining weight whilst on medical meth. Especially if she had another pop at Ozempic at the same time, a combo that would turn most people into Ashley Isaacs within a month.

You can quote me. The ADHD wont let you.

Spoiler: How to quote a long post when "it wont let me quote you"

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[Autistic Asparagus]

Heard a lil snippet of our dainty gorl's dulcet tones on Salty Crab's latest summary of her livestream and WOW the blaccent is back with a vengeance. New housenigger imminent?

I actually think that Brandon dude may be next, in for a bisexual arc.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I almost think she is actively trying to sabotage her mother's sobriety.

Amber would love that to happen because

Amber is single mindedly selfish in a way that would make even the most maladapted autist blush.

Imagine the cryeen and the many, many videos she could get out of a MommaLynn relapse.

This sounds like every "my new therapist/diet coach/advisor/dietician is so amazing" speech ever. I'll give it like...3 weeks before it falls apart.

At which point the therapist becomes 'the girl'.

Fupaw

Outstanding.

 

[Fee]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

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[Mekahineyho]

The choosy game is my fave drop of tea we have received since Destiny said she stomped and threw a code red. On the next members live she will say it was anxiety and that she used to do it in the girls group home to feel safe and start fake crying

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Feeling especially stupid today; walked home from work and tried to amuse myself by figuring out WHAT Amber days or do’ed that had led so many other women to stay with her, to do absolutely insane things.

She’s not personable, has no witty repartee or any special conversational skills. She’s wearingly demanding and frankly, isn’t wealthy enough to’force’ others to tolerate her bullshit. Her physical attributes would make a hyena barf.

I decided I was coming at it from the wrong direction; that she has a knack for preying on women even dumber than she is. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

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The first one is sending me. She's built like a snowman

edit: typo
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[Chocola]

goys i think amber might be retarded?

 

[k0ndumba2]

ALR's habit of creasing her chest fat to create faux tits never fails to make me laugh.

Keep creasing that chest fat; you 600lbs head of the itty-bitty-tiddy committee.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I decided I was coming at it from the wrong direction; that she has a knack for preying on women even dumber than she is. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Ding ding ding

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Ding ding ding

bbuuut she was ABOOSEDDD... does that mean youre fucking stupid and easily manipulated too?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

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This may be the greatest image of ALR ever posted to the internet for the following reasons:

1. She’s 2019 level of massive and JFC, it shows: arms, gunt, liver tit, massive head, giant legs? All in evidence.
2. It’s not filtered, so you can really see how much fucking fat she’s carrying on her chins and neck … (and we thought Becky looked like a thumb.)
3. She hasn’t started wearing super long pants yet, so you can really see her
4. ANKLEBALL!!!
5. And Twinkie is present to provide scale, i.e., “in 2019, Amber’s left ankle ball was approximately 1/3 of a Twinkie.“