Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work.

She'd have to pay out of pocket. The OK DRS/DHS would have to approve her case. The agency then bills the state if she's approved. Then she has to attend staffings every 8 weeks.

But if she even got an interview, the agency will do milestones: Offer. Day one. Day 15. Day 30. Day 60. Day 90.

She MUST be employed a full 90 days for the agency to be able to bill the state.

She can tard rage/quit on day 91, then crybully her way back to the agency reaccepting her to do another job search. But the agency will only be able to bill ONE TIME ONLY. Meaning--she'll be a drain on resources.

 

[Goatchoker]

I wonder if she just got a job at the bingo place.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I wonder if she just got a job at the bingo place.

That did pass my mind, too. She latched herself to Destiny’s jobs when they were together, and food stands always need hands.

Could also be a temporary job or one where she only works 1-2 days a week. Which is also common with bingo halls.

 

[janeir0]

Assuming its the truth somehow shes probably working with one of those agencies to help retarded people find work.

That seems like way too out of her comfort zone for her to do. I was thinking she was having her mom, another relative, or her new "bingo friend" hook her up with a job where they work, ala Destiny.

 

[Mekahineyho]

The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center. She will love it for 2 weeks and then reality will set in that it’s a set weekly routine and jobs don’t put up with you calling out because you stayed up to late or some internet gf upset you and you had a panic attack

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.

 

[Goatchoker]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

 

[WasabiPastas]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

Would that not require walking around? Feels unlikely to be a good fit.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center. She will love it for 2 weeks and then reality will set in that it’s a set weekly routine and jobs don’t put up with you calling out because you stayed up to late or some internet gf upset you and you had a panic attack

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.

Her mom doesn't realize how lazy her child is ? I hope Amber is not going to ruin her mom's reputation at work by making her mom drive her home in the middle of the work day because "her back hurts" like Amber did Destiny. I hope her mom lays down the law that there will be no rides homes in the middle of the mom's shift and if Amber needs to go home she has to hire an Uber

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She might not actually suck at being a bingo assistant (getting the cards ready at a table) though. Optimistic I know but…..this may be her calling.

The person helping her get a job is probably her mom at the call center.

These are the two type of jobs that she could do, but I would doubt that she would last very long. Whether she wants it or not, the only thing she can do is YouTube.

Manifesting her joining a MLM, losing a bunch of money and then blaming the audience for not buying product.

She doesn't drive, so MLM is a no.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Work from home customer service via chat/call and she will fuse to the couch until she dies.

 

[Miltank]

These are the two type of jobs that she could do, but I would doubt that she would last very long. Whether she wants it or not, the only thing she can do is YouTube.


She doesn't drive, so MLM is a no.

Why would you need to drive to join a pyramid scheme? It’s all done online

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Amber is in a luxurious position that not too many people get to experience at her age - the chance to choose a job based solely on what you find interesting with no consideration to hours or pay. She’s like a retiree who does a few hours at a school crossing or at a garden centre, it’s a chance to get out the house, meet people and stave off boredom for a couple hours. Obvs Amber won’t reach retirement age but you get the point.

Working at a bingo hall / casino / arcade would be just the thing for her. She could hand out cash and chips, flick her hair and talk nonsense to the (also lonely and bored) clientele for a while then go home. It could be the making of her, hence why it won’t ever happen.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Why would you need to drive to join a pyramid scheme? It’s all done online

True, but where I am, the seller delivers the products to the consumer. She could always take a Uber or have her mother drive her, but this would reduce her meager income. If it is something like Tupperware, make up, or clothing, she would need to set up "whatever" parties, again to show her ware. I do not know any MLM that is done solely online.

 

[Fee]

I never visit her mother's Facebook, but when everyone said she was dead, I looked at Kristine's and there is an ad she has to trying to help sell/rent an apartment do we think this could be related to Hambo over there.

Facebook account link

 

[Miltank]

True, but where I am, the seller delivers the products to the consumer. She could always take a Uber or have her mother drive her, but this would reduce her meager income. If it is something like Tupperware, make up, or clothing, she would need to set up "whatever" parties, again to show her ware. I do not know any MLM that is done solely online.

Most of them are. Buyers buy it on the persons website and it’s mailed to them. Very few has to deliver in person. ‘Selling parties” are mostly done online mainly through Facebook.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I just wanted to crosspost a little... Fellow lol cow triangle resident BossmanJack (who lives like an hour from Krystal) has been suffering from rampant athletes foot since leaving jail about a month ago. After finally visiting a doctor it has now progressed to full blow cellulitis. Just like gorly pop Austin never showers and was scratching the ever loving shit out of it.

Sugary Drinks
Chewing Mouth Open
Disgusting Cook
Junk Food exclusive diet
Gambling
Don't Bath
Virginia
Unfettered Athletes Foot
Terrible Teeth
Cellulitis

First we had Cobes/NaL....Can we get Amba-Gamba?

If you've never seen the lolcow triangle

Amberlynn Reid at the beginning of her career taking off lived in Spotsylvania, Virginia. If you draw a polygon, there is a nuclear powerplant in the middle.

ChrisChan on the left, Amberlynn at the top, Ethan Ralph at the bottom. Nuclear powerplan and bossmanjack in the middle.

I dub this the "LolCow Triangle"


I'm almost certain this will be the site of the convergence.

 

[F in the Chat]

Whats with these fats and their teeth? Its not like Amber or Chantal didnt at the time have the money to take care of these. Eating is their only joy...but they jeopardize the integrity of being able to eat. I also grabbed an alternate angle from the same video.

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Ok let get into the breakdown of what we can see

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Not labeled is her extremely off center Central Incisor, with good ol number 8 (front tooth)shifted over massively

REVISION. I believe the lateral incisor (#7) is actually missing. This is the cause of the "Mono tooth" pictured below, dead center. Her pallet and mouth are seriously messed up. I will investigate further with any known pictures of child hood to see if this was a birth defect or occurred later in life.
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1: Cuspid (#6) Is dead and broken. I had to confirm from multiple angles in other videos, such as below, as from underneath it looks kind of messed up molar-like. but from front on you can tell its just snapped off just like one of Chantal's. This definitely needs a crown
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You can see in this shot of the full mouth she has a regular cuspid (canine tooth) in the #11 spot
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2: First molar (#5) Cavitied, and the outer edge broken/chipped. Likely due to untreated cavity or aggressive chewing. This needs a crown if not a root canal



God damn thats a huge head!

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Reviving necro discussion to summon you, lol cow supreme. Her teeth have shifted further recently due to the extraction of, yet another, putrescent tooth. I have been unable to grab any good screenshots, but in her last two livestreams her teeth and bite look like they have moved a significant amount.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I just wanted to crosspost a little... Fellow lol cow triangle resident BossmanJack (who lives like an hour from Krystal) has been suffering from rampant athletes foot since leaving jail about a month ago. After finally visiting a doctor it has now progressed to full blow cellulitis. Just like gorly pop Austin never showers and was scratching the ever loving shit out of it.

Sugary Drinks
Chewing Mouth Open
Disgusting Cook
Junk Food exclusive diet
Gambling
Don't Bath
Virginia
Unfettered Athletes Foot
Terrible Teeth
Cellulitis

First we had Cobes/NaL....Can we get Amba-Gamba?

If you've never seen the lolcow triangle

Don’t put that evil on him, it would only make the crack usage worse who she needs to get with is Boogie so they can seethe over which of them is fatter, who’s the worst pet parent, and whose childhood was the worst

 

[KittiestKitty]

could be related to Hambo over there.

Facebook account link

I went lurk Mamalynn's profile and a week ago she posted a selfie for the bingo hall. Amber commented on it. Went to Amber's account and scrolled through what was available to see publicly, and it's just weird how she still has pictures of Destiny and Becky with her on there. You'd think she would delete those pics. When I actively used FB I would delete images of my exes. I've even deleted images of me with my own siblings. It's just weird.

 

[mastergabe]

The fat abusive narc will sit there in public lives on the couch cushions like a homeless bum holding a tin can collecting change on the corner, and you morons will leederley pay to insult that fat narc via superchats.

The fat narc could never even hold a part-time job being a Four Chin Teller with those Orca & Torrid cards.