Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

translation: "give me attention"

amberlynn doesn't care what anyone thinks about anything, least of all her braindead followers.

 

[FitBitch]

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Siiiigh it couldn't have genuinely ended at the yes or no question, she needed to turn around and scream "Pity me!" For once however it was an issue I could have sided with her on if I thought she honestly cared.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

translation: "give me attention"

amberlynn doesn't care what anyone thinks about anything, least of all her braindead followers.

Oh no, this has long stopped being real life to her. It's all an act, a "well" calculated charade to get the most hate views possible only to fund her existence. This has well transcended reality-tv.
She truly is the 600 lbs Trisha Paytas.

 

[Xenomorph]

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its like when she was 28 and wanted libby who was 15 to show her bikini on her video and feeding her alcohol right?

They're not married. Becky isn't responsible for burying her. Amber's parents are responsible for that.

oh I bet they will be soooo saaaaad until they find out there is no will

 

[Apples13]

They're not married. Becky isn't responsible for burying her. Amber's parents are responsible for that.

But it will be a fun project for Becky to paint the casket. She can do Pokémon dressed as drag race queens or something artsy like that.

Lol jesus...talk about eeriely accurate. This was randomly my Bitmoji story about ambee putting me under psychic mind control on Snapchat. They really knew our girlie boo boo's strategies...this is exactly what she did to fucking Becksy-Lou!!

 

[mekalekahi]

Sigh
Gorl is just so desirible,shes been fighting off people left and right her whole life. Old men, dick pics on snap chat, guys at destinys hillbilly family bbqs

 

[C3PBRO]

Wasn't Kasey technically underage in the US when they were dating? Fuck off Amber.

 

[DaintyHoleJR]

I like how she circles everything back to herself. "Well every man in my life was disgusting when I was a child" Ok well who asked you? Still though 16 and 40 should never be together regardless of gender. Ew the fuck?? And yeah. Kasey was like 16 or 17 when they first got together.

 

[Twinkie]

Kasey was 16 and Amber was 18. I wouldn't be surprised if the men she's referring to were Kasey's mom's boyfriend (who AL hated) and other men Kasy's mom may have been involved with at the time. I mean it's not like she was in her parent's meth trailer at that age. By the time she was a teenager that drugden stuff was well behind her.

 

[CraBman]

I hate this fake as fuck reactions she does. I'm sure she saw rarity minutes before she acted like this

Exactly this, the Ambabies aren't anywhere near as committed to the cause as they would have to be to do something like that. A classic example of where it would work is with Jason Genova and his pisstroopers, despite hating him, they won't allow anybody to be mean to their special exceptional individual so will jump to his defence whenever he executes an Order 66. Unfortunately, for Amber, she could never instill the kind of loyalty that a 34 year old Publix bag boy/bodybuilder with "barely noticeable" disabilities is capable of instilling in his fans. Unfortunately, and i'm sure it comes as a surprise to everyone, its hard to get people who can't stick to a diet for more than a day to commit to defending their fave gorl

Thanks for telling me more information. I think both
Jason and Amberlynn at both idiots who don’t know how to diet.
However M’lord’s fandom is more autisitic then Amber’s quiet ego chamber.

Highly unlikely, while she has a following, her followers are not the attack dogs like others on the interwebs. The most she gets from the ambabies are asspats and the random super chats for some money.

Most people watch her to laugh or feel better about themselves, she doesn't have the charisma nor the sex appeal to lead her followers to actually do anything. The main communities that surround our gorl are mostly to mock her.

She is pathetic in just about every way you can think of. Her real life sucks, her online life sucks, and she is dying a miserable slow death by her own hand. She isn't a force to be reckoned with but merely a sad, delusional slob that can't stop shoving food in one side while lying out the other.

Thanks sir for more information.

I posted this on the CWC forum but I want the experts of Amber to decide how this what-if goes.
What if Amber discovered what The Dimensional Merge was and learned more about Chris?
Would she become a white knight or a lover of Chris?

 

[ADHD]

A 16 year old and a 48 year old? Gross. A 16 year old and an 18 year old? I admit I don't know how things are with high school kids these days, but when I was in high school a 16 year old and an 18 year old was pretty common, usually they had been together before the older one turned 18. (And usually they broke up after the 18 year old went off to college and ended up cheating with another college student).

 

[A Owl]

I posted this on the CWC forum but I want the experts of Amber to decide how this what-if goes.
What if Amber discovered what The Dimensional Merge was and learned more about Chris?
Would she become a white knight or a lover of Chris?

I don't want to backseat mod, but please use the "edit" function rather than multi posting, and I have no idea on the lovely Christine - wait and see what happens on his thread.

 

[Dutch Courage]

This thread is becoming newfag central.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Get ready to see a new starting weight, gorls!

She also cuntily addressed her wonky eye:

And this is in response to someone saying she was looking behind Rarity:

 

[Chihiro]

Get ready to see a new starting weight, gorls!
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She also cuntily addressed her wonky eye:
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And this is in response to someone saying she was looking behind Rarity:
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she has been writing down her weight and weighing herself every day for 11 days but she hasn't shown it. Bitch is gaining, or else she would be posting it everywhere and rubbing it in her haydurs face.

Not to mention, she has SEVERAL weigh-ins coming up guys, not the one a week she could have, but she is collecting them for one huge weigh-in video.

Fuck off Amber, you know you have gained, we know you have gained, everyone and their mother knows you have gained. Just own it, you messed up, again, and don't want to face the music.

 

[Soda Sink]

Her foot could fall off and she'd say "that happens to everyone lol. Hop off my shelf." No one's eye "randomly" slides around. Is she basing this on Becky? Because she doesn't spend any time with other humans. If so, Becky would fit a Slaton eye pretty well, actually.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Her foot could fall off and she'd say "that happens to everyone lol. Hop off my shelf." No one's eye "randomly" slides around. Is she basing this on Becky? Because she doesn't spend any time with other humans. If so, Becky would fit a Slaton eye pretty well, actually.

She shrugs everything off as something that other people experience too, even when they clearly don't. And even if that were the case, it wouldn't mean her situation is somehow a-ok.

She doesn't wash her face before going to bed? So what, she's not the only one.
She has brown knuckles even though she's white? So what, Portuguese people have darker knuckles (fun fact: I've been to Portugal and they do not).
She scarfs down a gigantic meal made of utter garbage? So what, skinny people eat junk food too.
Her monthly cycle is extremely worrisome? So what, every gorl has period problems.
She breaks a promise? Uploads unedited non-content? Posts something undignified? Doesn't upload for ages right after saying she's on a schedule? Does anything at all that genuinely warrants criticism? Other youtubers do it toooooooooooo!!!!1!!11

 

[literally low-key]

Does she plan on giving us a weigh-in from 11 days ago?
Her brain is definitely deteriorating.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Does she plan on giving us a weigh-in from 11 days ago?
Her brain is definitely deteriorating.

She's done this before a few times. It went something like this:
"So on day 1 I was whatever lbs and point three ounces." Some bs about her mental state and/or food she ate that day. "So then on day 2 I was whatever lbs and point two ounces, which means I lost zero lbs and one ounce. I was sooper proud you giuise because even though I was hoping to lose more, at least I didn't gain. Which is huuuuge for me, so I was sssssoooo proud of myself you guise. Because usually I just gain so I was soooo proud of not gaining and even more prouder for losing although it was only zero point one elbees but I'm still really sooo proud because of that you guise." She can basically splice together the 11 clips and then intersperse them with some pointless math and some bs about how she feels about it to easily reach that glorious 10 minute mark.

 

[Xenomorph]

Get ready to see a new starting weight, gorls!
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She also cuntily addressed her wonky eye:
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And this is in response to someone saying she was looking behind Rarity:
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She looks like Don Vito