Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Aunt Carol]

Someone just tell Andy that you shit yourself when you die and problem solved.

...and someone else has to clean it up! Sounds right up his alley.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Squatch Watch notes that Jamie is schizophrenic, but Jamie refutes his diagnosis.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS SCHIZOPHRENIC AND REFUTES THIS DIAGNOSIS?

 

[General Kalani]

What we all wish would happen to the Poopsquatch. Him getting burned alive in front of the public. Or seeing him get shredded by minigun.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

A thought came to me about these leaked google searches.
So andy made these searches, and then let the staff see them, and then posted them saying he didn't do this. I gotta wonder if this was intentional. He desperately wants to get discharged so he can play retard roundup again in a new state that doesn't know his BS. But to try and get them to move him someplace else he's trying to gross them out or get them to put him in some other home, betting that they're equipped to handle a 500 lbs pedo that is within walking distance of a playground.
I don't think it worked since they clearly gave him his phone back (which is how he got screen grabs of his own searches.)
I really feel like this was diaper dan's latest attempt to get transferred someplace else, and I think what's going to happen next is another hospital freakout, but bigger, louder, and more violent.

 

[General Kalani]

A thought came to me about these leaked google searches.
So andy made these searches, and then let the staff see them, and then posted them saying he didn't do this. I gotta wonder if this was intentional. He desperately wants to get discharged so he can play retard roundup again in a new state that doesn't know his BS. But to try and get them to move him someplace else he's trying to gross them out or get them to put him in some other home, betting that they're equipped to handle a 500 lbs pedo that is within walking distance of a playground.
I don't think it worked since they clearly gave him his phone back (which is how he got screen grabs of his own searches.)
I really feel like this was diaper dan's latest attempt to get transferred someplace else, and I think what's going to happen next is another hospital freakout, but bigger, louder, and more violent.

That sounds catastrophic.

 

[California King]

A thought came to me about these leaked google searches.
So andy made these searches, and then let the staff see them, and then posted them saying he didn't do this. I gotta wonder if this was intentional. He desperately wants to get discharged so he can play retard roundup again in a new state that doesn't know his BS. But to try and get them to move him someplace else he's trying to gross them out or get them to put him in some other home, betting that they're equipped to handle a 500 lbs pedo that is within walking distance of a playground.
I don't think it worked since they clearly gave him his phone back (which is how he got screen grabs of his own searches.)
I really feel like this was diaper dan's latest attempt to get transferred someplace else, and I think what's going to happen next is another hospital freakout, but bigger, louder, and more violent.

It looks like the "searches" are joke posts from this reddit thread. More interesting is Andy's response, which implies that he has been searching for stuff about children's playgrounds and how to get away with murder.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

That just makes it creepier.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

So andy made these searches, and then let the staff see them, and then posted them saying he didn't do this. I gotta wonder if this was intentional. He desperately wants to get discharged so he can play retard roundup again in a new state that doesn't know his BS.

Andy doesn't need to play games to get discharged. He's always very careful to make sure he's not being held under section 204. Andy can legally walk away from his group home at anytime, his stay is 100% voluntary.

If you listen to his hospital streams he's careful to constantly remind the staff he's not under mental hold or section 204.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

What we all wish would happen to the Poopsquatch. Him getting burned alive in front of the public. Or seeing him get shredded by minigun.

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Now do Andy vs Tim Avery from Son of the Mask

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

So I'm just discovering Andy and all of his lore, so forgive me if this has been stated before:

I get it's clear he has some intense fetish / obsession with getting people to wipe his ass and be his mommy. He's in some way getting off on making people smile and grit their teeth as they are made to subject himself to his disgusting body.

All that said, after hearing all his recent recordings, it's clear to me he's also getting off on torturing his parents and other care workers by constantly pressing them into accepting whatever reality he decides that day. It's listening someone outright torture and grind someone down day after day after day in this audio recordings. He's obviously in some sick way reveling in some joy by slowly taking away any will from these people to argue with him.

He's truly one of the worst and most disgusting of beings I've encountered on this site in awhile.

 

[anliteralidiot]

All that said, after hearing all his recent recordings, it's clear to me he's also getting off on torturing his parents and other care workers by constantly pressing them into accepting whatever reality he decides that day. It's listening someone outright torture and grind someone down day after day after day in this audio recordings. He's obviously in some sick way reveling in some joy by slowly taking away any will from these people to argue with him.

Specifically his dad. He has a grudge against his dad for not being there as much in his life, because his dad was a trucker. He also hates his dad because his dad will always tell doctors, police, everyone, that he's faking.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

What we all wish would happen to the Poopsquatch. Him getting burned alive in front of the public. Or seeing him get shredded by minigun.

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Only in a logical world this would be the sensible solution to the poopsquach question.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Andy doesn't need to play games to get discharged. He's always very careful to make sure he's not being held under section 204. Andy can legally walk away from his group home at anytime, his stay is 100% voluntary.

If you listen to his hospital streams he's careful to constantly remind the staff he's not under mental hold or section 204.

which was why I was so eager to jump on believing the searches and the phone thing was true, that it would give them probable cause to have him under 204. the idea of andy finally getting his monkey's paw wish where he'd have no say in what his future was grounds for the biggest chimp out ever from the poopsquatch.

 

[RX-78]

What we all wish would happen to the Poopsquatch. Him getting burned alive in front of the public. Or seeing him get shredded by minigun.

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Public immolation in a cage is nice and all, but you've got to remember that andy is basically a free-roaming bovine at this point and thus he gets the wickerman treatment. I have no clue what Pagan deity would be satisfied with that sacrifice, but it's better to dump his fat ass on to them than suffer him another moment on earth.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So I'm just discovering Andy and all of his lore, so forgive me if this has been stated before:

I get it's clear he has some intense fetish / obsession with getting people to wipe his ass and be his mommy. He's in some way getting off on making people smile and grit their teeth as they are made to subject himself to his disgusting body.

All that said, after hearing all his recent recordings, it's clear to me he's also getting off on torturing his parents and other care workers by constantly pressing them into accepting whatever reality he decides that day. It's listening someone outright torture and grind someone down day after day after day in this audio recordings. He's obviously in some sick way reveling in some joy by slowly taking away any will from these people to argue with him.

He's truly one of the worst and most disgusting of beings I've encountered on this site in awhile.

Andy has a thing about control. When he lived with his folks he often would start shit just to run away to his room and listen to joe and his parents yell. In some videos he would egg them on further if they calmed down. He called the cops to come over for any minor inconvenience to try to get his family arrested, then file complaints against the chad that is Officer Bentley when he would not arrest them.
He gets into hospitals and group homes, loves it there so long as the nurses wipe his ass, but when the care workers realize he's not a drooling vegetable and can wipe his own ass he tantrums, throws his things away then claims his things were stolen or the hospital threw them away or denied him his things.
he would then storm back home, break in, and start the whole process over again.
Thankfully after his mom had to go into a nursing home andy no longer has access to the ditch house, and andy is now doomed to live in the streets once his grift finally runs its course.

 

[Aunt Carol]

but you've got to remember that andy is basically a free-roaming bovine at this point and thus he gets the wickerman treatment.

Different movie, I think you'll find.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

Public immolation in a cage is nice and all, but you've got to remember that andy is basically a free-roaming bovine at this point and thus he gets the wickerman treatment. I have no clue what Pagan deity would be satisfied with that sacrifice, but it's better to dump his fat ass on to them than suffer him another moment on earth.

The smell of a public immolation execution would turn whatever town or city into a gaseous hazard zone for years to come knowing how much shit is caked on his body.

Better to burn him in a field for which will become an ecological deadzone after the deed was done.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

The smell of a public immolation execution would turn whatever town or city into a gaseous hazard zone for years to come knowing how much shit is caked on his body.

Better to burn him in a field for which will become an ecological deadzone after the deed was done.

Andy would deserve a concrete sarcophagus buried half a mile into the bedrock, but that would require forcing workers to construct it and physically place him inside, which is an evil nobody should be subjected to. A slag pit, a big bunch of thermite, and a bomb defusing robot to do the deed will need to suffice.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Andy would deserve a concrete sarcophagus buried half a mile into the bedrock, but that would require forcing workers to construct it and physically place him inside, which is an evil nobody should be subjected to. A slag pit, a big bunch of thermite, and a bomb defusing robot to do the deed will need to suffice.

Drop him in the Mariana Trench

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

Drop him in the Mariana Trench

Even with Hoffa's concrete loafers, he'd swell up from decomposition gasses, float back to the surface, beach himself on some poor miserable island, and eventually burst, contaminating whatever landmass he curses with his presence for the rest of human civilization.